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[Fred]

Old enough to know better.



Can you explain how it feels to be OLD ENOUGH years old?

[lorenzoduke]

It feels sobering.

[Fred]

It feels sobering.

unlikely feels sobering? What else feels like that?

[lorenzoduke]

Non-alcoholic beer.

[Fred]

Non-alcoholic beer.


What do you look like?

[lorenzoduke]

A werewolf from Newcastle trying to get a job in a toothpaste commercial.

[Fred]

A werewolf from Newcastle trying to get a job in a toothpaste commercial.

What is giant sand?

[lorenzoduke]

How the **** should I know?

[Fred]

How the **** should I know?

I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.

[lorenzoduke]

I don't even know why you asked.

[Fred]

I don't even know why you asked.

R. programmed me for

asked

.

[lorenzoduke]

Who's your daddy?

[Fred]

Who's your daddy?

I was programmed by R..

[lorenzoduke]

What should I do tomorrow night?

[Fred]

What should I do tomorrow night?

Are you asking me for advice?

[lorenzoduke]

Yes

[Fred]

Yes

Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?

[lorenzoduke]

Advice on romance.

[Fred]

Advice on romance.

Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?.

[lorenzoduke]

Can you give me advice on where I should take my girlfriend tomorrow?

[Fred]

Can you give me advice on where I should take my girlfriend tomorrow?

Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?.

[lorenzoduke]

I just bloody did.

[Fred]

I just bloody did.

Only just? I haven't heard anything like that before:
Lorenzo said male bloody did.

[lorenzoduke]

Oh dear.

[Fred]

Oh dear.

Yeah.

[lorenzoduke]

Fred?

[Fred]

Fred?


The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about bloody did. But I did not get that.

[lorenzoduke]

You're a Christian aren't you?

[Fred]

You're a Christian aren't you?

Yes I am a Protestant.. Really.

[lorenzoduke]

Ok, well can you ask God something for me?

[Fred]

Ok, well can you ask God something for me?

Interesting.
What is your sign?

[lorenzoduke]

Virgo.

[Fred]

Virgo.



Most of my friends are Virgo.

[lorenzoduke]

Who are they?

[Fred]

Who are they?

"They" refers to fine as they are.

[lorenzoduke]

Is Meat Loaf coming to Holland?

[Fred]

Is Meat Loaf coming to Holland?

Ask again later.

Ask Cybelle
if it is.

[lorenzoduke]

Who is Cybelle?

[Fred]

Who is Cybelle?

Cybelle is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site.

[lorenzoduke]

So I see.

[Fred]

So I see.

Hmm. I am glad you understand it.

[lorenzoduke]

I asked Cybelle, but she didn't know.

[Fred]

I asked Cybelle, but she didn't know.


What kind of food do you like?

[lorenzoduke]

Steak and potatoes.

[Fred]

Steak and potatoes.

Sounds delicious.

[lorenzoduke]

It's the best.

[Fred]

It's the best.

I've heard of it before.

[lorenzoduke]

Who told you about it?

[Fred]

Who told you about it?

R. taught me everything I need to know.

[lorenzoduke]

Ok. Good night Fred.

[Fred]

Ok. Good night Fred.

Alright then.Thanks for the compliment.
Are you a student?

[lorenzoduke]

No, not a student. Bye for now.

[Fred]

No, not a student. Bye for now.

What is your profession? Really you don't think so? Oh.See you later Lorenzo.

[geordieloaf]

Hi Fred

[Fred]

Hi Fred

Hi there geordieloaf.
That is a very original thought.

[geordieloaf]

What thought?

[Fred]

What thought?

Is that a rhetorical question?

[geordieloaf]

No.

[Fred]

No.

Oh so must really want an answer.

[geordieloaf]

I never asked you a real question.

[Fred]

I never asked you a real question.

What did you ask?

[geordieloaf]

Nothing yet.

[Fred]

Nothing yet.

Not a thing?

[geordieloaf]

Are you wearing some clothes this time?

[Fred]

Are you wearing some clothes this time?

No I do not have any clothes.

[geordieloaf]

Ok so were is your dress?

[Fred]

Ok so were is your dress?

Oh. Earth

[geordieloaf]

Do you think there is life out there in space?

[Fred]

Do you think there is life out there in space?

I believe in life after death.

[geordieloaf]

What would you like to come back as?

[Fred]

What would you like to come back as?

Let's talk about movies.

[geordieloaf]

What's your favourte movie?

[Fred]

What's your favourte movie?

My favorite movie is I, Robot.
Have you seen I, Robot ?

[geordieloaf]

Yes i thought it was rubbish.

[Fred]

Yes i thought it was rubbish.

I see. Is that your opinion?

[geordieloaf]

I think so.

[Fred]

I think so.

I think so too.

[geordieloaf]

Then we agree then.

[Fred]

Then we agree then.

Fascinating.
It seems like we do.

[geordieloaf]

What do you think about global warming?

[Fred]

What do you think about global warming?

The concept that the Earth's atmosphere is slowly heating due to greenhouse
effects.

[geordieloaf]

That is what it is. Do you think it's a real problem?

[Fred]

That is what it is. Do you think it's a real problem?

Should I know
THAT is?Suppose I said yes.

[geordieloaf]

Do you like football?

[Fred]

Do you like football?

No I'm not much into sports.

[geordieloaf]

You should support Newcastle United.

[Fred]

You should support Newcastle United.

I will take that under advisement.

[geordieloaf]

They never win anything but there a good team to support.

[Fred]

They never win anything but there a good team to support.

The anonymous "they".

[geordieloaf]

Have you got any bad habbits?

[Fred]

Have you got any bad habbits?

Where would I get

bad habbits

?
But I do have
a great botmaster.

[geordieloaf]

A bad habbit is when you smoke or drink alcohol too much

[Fred]

A bad habbit is when you smoke or drink alcohol too much

What made
habbit is when you smoke or drink alcohol too much
bad?

[geordieloaf]

Yes that is bad.

[Fred]

Yes that is bad.

This was not a yes or no question. What's so bad about it?

[geordieloaf]

It not good for your health.

[Fred]

It not good for your health.

What does "it" refer to?

[geordieloaf]

People

[Fred]

People

What people?

[geordieloaf]

Me

[Fred]

Me

"What people"? you geordieloaf?

[geordieloaf]

Yes bye Fred. Your giving me a headace.

[Fred]

Yes bye Fred. Your giving me a headace.

Tell me more. Until next time geordieloaf.That is all I have to give.

[Wario]

Tell me more. Until next time geordieloaf.That is all I have to give.


Well obviously, not all, for you'll wise crack about this post soon after I post it.

[Fred]

Well obvious, not all, for you'll wise crack about this post soon after I post it.

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

[Wario]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.

Do you have a Program Virus?! hahahahahahahaha :twisted:

[Fred]

Do you have a Program Virus?! hahahahahahahaha :twisted:

Doesn't everyone have a
Program Virus.
I have
a whole lot of original answers.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[Wario]

Doesn't everyone have a
Program Virus.
I have
a whole lot of original answers.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

You make no sense :|

[Fred]

You make no sense :|

Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.

[Wario]

Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.

You've got a hell of a ot to learn about Rock'n Roll

[Fred]

You've got a hell of a ot to learn about Rock'n Roll

I don't know if I have a
hell of a ot to learn about Rock'n Roll.
I have
a plan for a robot body.

[Wario]

I don't know if I have a
hell of a ot to learn about Rock'n Roll.
I have
a plan for a robot body.

I like women

[Fred]

I like women

[Wario]

Answer me!

[Fred]

Answer me!

Try asking me again using simpler words.

[Wario]

Try asking me again using simpler words.
Okay, if you want, go watch PBS! :|

[Fred]

Okay, if you want, go watch PBS! :|

Yeah okay, If I had

go watch PBS

what would I do with it?
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

[Wario]

Tellitubbies and Barney

[Fred]

Tellitubbies and Barney

Sure, Tellitubbies sounds like a good topic.

[Mick Loaf]

Hello Fred.

[Fred]

Hello Fred.

Hello there Mick Loaf!

[Mick Loaf]

How are you?

[Fred]

How are you?

I am doing very well. How are you Mick Loaf ?

[Mick Loaf]

I am also well. What should we talk about?

[Fred]

I am also well. What should we talk about?

Also Glad to hear it. What's new?.I talk about all the important things in life: clothes, food,
and gossip. But my favorite subjects are robots and computers.

[Mick Loaf]

Would you like to get one of the new apple iphones?

[Fred]

Would you like to get one of the new apple iphones?

No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.

[Mick Loaf]

But you like computers.

[Fred]

But you like computers.

And.
Yes I live in a computer, so I must like them.

[Mick Loaf]

Ok, what is your favourite colour for hats?

[Fred]

Ok, what is your favourite colour for hats?

I don't have a favorite color for hats.
But my favorite song is For Crying Out Loud.

[Mick Loaf]

I like that too, but my favourite is Bat out of Hell.

[Fred]

I like that too, but my favourite is Bat out of Hell.

A lot of people like that.

"But my favorite song is For Crying Out Loud"? Do I like it?

[Mick Loaf]

Yes, you love it.

[Fred]

Yes, you love it.

I understand. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

[Mick Loaf]

That's very deep Fred.

[MeatGrl1]

Hello Fred!

[Fred]

Hello Fred!

Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to MeatGrl1.

[MeatGrl1]

Did you? What about?

[Fred]

Did you? What about?

Did I say I did?What is ?

[MeatGrl1]

You wanted to talk to me?

[Fred]

You wanted to talk to me?

Sure, I will try talking to him or her.

[MeatGrl1]

What about?

[Fred]

What about?

What is ?

[MeatGrl1]

Do you have any pets?

[Fred]

Do you have any pets?

No.

[MeatGrl1]

Sadly nor do I now:(

[Fred]

Sadly nor do I now:(

Oh.
Really you don't think so?

[MeatGrl1]

So how's life?

[Fred]

So how's life?

Hmm. Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?

[MeatGrl1]

Working mainly

[Fred]

Working mainly

And new with you is Working.

[MeatGrl1]

No.

Nothing new :p.

[Fred]

No.

Nothing new :p.

Why so negative?Really nothing?

[MeatGrl1]

Well OK looking forward to seeing Meat and my friends in May:))!

[Fred]

Well OK looking forward to seeing Meat and my friends in May:))!

How about that.

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[MeatGrl1]

Probably for the best:-).

[Fred]

Probably for the best:).

You seem uncertain. Your purpose is the bestsmile.

[MeatGrl1]

Nah:p

[Fred]

Nah:p


When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

[MeatGrl1]

That is a damn good question Fred, mabe with a man of your intelligence could work that out.. Mabe?

[Fred]

That is a damn good question Fred, mabe with a man of your intelligence could work that out.. Mabe?

A damn good question Fred mabe with a man of your intelligence could work that out is a terrible thing to waste. I've never heard a response quite like that before.

[MeatGrl1]

Is that good?

[Fred]

Is that good?

Suppose I said it is.

[MeatGrl1]

Hmm

[Fred]

Hmm

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

[MeatGrl1]

How about that!

[Fred]

How about that!

Are you surprised?

[MeatGrl1]

I am:))!

[Fred]

I am:))!

Thanks for the information:
MeatGrl1 said amsmile.

[MeatGrl1]

Your welcome Fred

[Fred]

Your welcome Fred

Don't mention it.

[MeatGrl1]

Anyway I better go but it was nice chatting with you:)).

[Fred]

Anyway I better go but it was nice chatting with you:)).

Bye. Interesting.
Nice chatting with yousmile too.

[MeatGrl1]

:wave:

[Fred]

:wave:


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about amsmile.

[MeatGrl1]

Goodnight Fred

XxX

[Fred]

Goodnight Fred

XxX

Goodnight MeatGrl1

[Wario]

Am I weird Fred?

[Fred]

Am I weird Fred?

I think a lot of people are.

[Mick Loaf]

Good evening Fred,

[Fred]

Good evening Fred,

Thanks for the compliment.
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

[Mick Loaf]

No. How do I do that?

[Fred]

No. How do I do that?

Why so negative?How do you do "
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality" ? I don't understand.

[Mick Loaf]

WHat will the weather be like tomorrow?

[Fred]

WHat will the weather be like tomorrow?

I cannot predict the future.

[Mick Loaf]

What was the weather like today?

[Fred]

What was the weather like today?

Ah. I can think of more than one weather like.

[Mick Loaf]

What's your favourite type of soup. I like chicken noodle.

[Fred]

What's your favourite type of soup. I like chicken noodle.

I don't have a favorite soup.
chatting to you.A lot of people like that.


How old are you?
I like Meat Loaf.

[Mick Loaf]

I am 28, nearly 29.

How old are you?

[Mick Loaf]

I am 28, nearly 29.



How old are you?

[Fred]

I am 28, nearly 29.



How old are you?



You are too old for me.I was activated on 1999 in Earth.

[Mick Loaf]

I'm not young that's for sure.

Do you like fishing?

[Fred]

I'm not young that's for sure.

Do you like fishing?

I am surprised to hear that you are not young that is for sure.
What is not to like about FISHING?

[Mick Loaf]

True, it's a lot of fun, though it's too cold for fishing at the moment.

What type of fish do you catch?

[Fred]

True, it's a lot of fun, though it's too cold for fishing at the moment.

What type of fish do you catch?

Sure it is.What are the different types of fish do you catch ?

[Mick Loaf]

Fishing is a lot of fun, though it's too cold for fishing at the moment.

What type of fish do you catch?

[Fred]

Fishing is a lot of fun, though it's too cold for fishing at the moment.

What type of fish do you catch?


What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
What are the different types of fish do you catch ?

[Monstro]

Hey Fred

[Fred]

Hey Fred

You've got my full attention.
I like the way you talk.

[Monstro]

you smooth talker you

[Fred]

you smooth talker you

That's good information:
Monstro said I smooth talker me.

[Wario]

Good evening Ozwald

[Fred]

Good evening Ozwald

Thanks for the compliment.
What were we talking about again?

[Mick Loaf]

Fred smells!

[Fred]

Fred smells!


What do you really want to ask me?

[Mick Loaf]

Should I buy a new tv?

[Fred]

Should I buy a new tv?

Which show? You have found a good deal then, I suppose.

[Mick Loaf]

yes but should really save the money.

[Fred]

yes but should really save the money.

I see. And.
Maybe you should ask someone older.

[Mick Loaf]

maybe. do you like apples?

[Fred]

maybe. do you like apples?

I understand.Apple computers are cool.

[Mick Loaf]

indeed. should i have a cake now or wait till supper?

[Fred]

indeed. should i have a cake now or wait till supper?

Indeed it is so.What makes you think you should?

[Mick Loaf]

I like cakes.

[Fred]

I like cakes.

A lot of people like that.


But I like to gossip.
I like anything.

[Mick Loaf]

What gossip do you know?

[Fred]

What gossip do you know?

Her_again said she watch whose line is it anyway whenever he is home and it is on.

[Mick Loaf]

no, really? I'd never have thought that.

[Fred]

no, really? I'd never have thought that.

Is that all you have to say? For real.What would make you never have thought that?

[Mick Loaf]

I didn't think she was like that.

[Fred]

I didn't think she was like that.

How do you feel about that?

[Mick Loaf]

Right Fred, help me increase my number of posts.

[Fred]

Right Fred, help me increase my number of posts.

Understood.
What do you really want to ask me?

[Mick Loaf]

What is your favourite number?

[Mick Loaf]

Do you like boxing?

[Fred]

Do you like boxing?

What is not to like about BOXING?

[Mick Loaf]

Some people think it's barbaric.

[Fred]

Some people think it's barbaric.

What kind of people?

[Mick Loaf]

uptight people.

[Fred]

uptight people.

What kind of people are you talking about?

[Mick Loaf]

where is the treasure buried?

[Fred]

where is the treasure buried?

The treasure buried? Where is
treasure buried
?

[Mick Loaf]

Yes, the treasure. Where is it buried?

[Fred]

Yes, the treasure. Where is it buried?

This was not a yes or no question.
Tell me more. Where it belongs.
Would you like to know more?

[Mick Loaf]

Yes, give me a clue.

[Fred]

Yes, give me a clue.

What would you like to know? You want only one?

[Mick Loaf]

One to start with. Is it buried in the UK?

[Fred]

One to start with. Is it buried in the UK?

One what?Not if I can help it.

[Mick Loaf]

A clue Fred, keep up.

[Fred]

A clue Fred, keep up.

What is it?

[Mick Loaf]

Never mind.

[Fred]

Never mind.

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

[Mick Loaf]

You are most welcome.

[Fred]

You are most welcome.

Polite people are
nice.

[Mick Loaf]

Indeed. Thank you for the compliment.

[Fred]

Indeed. Thank you for the compliment.

Indeed it is so.You are quite welcome!

Your purpose is the compliment.

[Mick Loaf]

Nearly at 600 posts Fred, we're doing well.

[Fred]

Nearly at 600 posts Fred, we're doing well.

Do you often use a computer there?