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[KebLou]

I'm so happy! I'm eating a bit tub of ben and jerry ice cream, do you want some?

[Fred]

I'm so happy! I'm eating a bit tub of ben and jerry ice cream, do you want some?

What are you on?How does it taste? :wink:

[KebLou]

I'm on chocolate, it tastes a bit lke fudge.

[Fred]

I'm on chocolate, it tastes a bit lke fudge.

How do you like being on chocolate it tastes a bit lke fudge ? :down:

[KebLou]

I like being on chocolate, it's good for you.

[Fred]

I like being on chocolate, it's good for you.

What do you like best about BEING on chocolate it is good for you ? :-D

[KebLou]

It is good for you. That is the best thing.

[Fred]

It is good for you. That is the best thing.

Tell me about its good qualities.Yes it is one of the best thing. :-)

[KebLou]

Do you like talking to me?

[Fred]

Do you like talking to me?

Of course I like talking to you. ::)

[KebLou]

Why do you like talking to me?

[Fred]

Why do you like talking to me?

I have a lot of good experience with talking to him or her. :roll:

[KebLou]

Ok, I suppose that is good.

[Fred]

Ok, I suppose that is good.

Maybe.

Ask German Alice
if it is. :down:

[Peestie]

Who is German Alice?

[Fred]

Who is German Alice?

They are sometimes a client on the internet.

I have to process that one for a while.
:arrr:

[Peestie]

OK, take your time.

[Fred]

OK, take your time.

Thanks for your patience. :rly:

[Peestie]

Are you ready to answer yet?

[Fred]

Are you ready to answer yet?

I would rather not to answer. :yay:

[Peestie]

Awww. Why not?

[Fred]

Awww. Why not?


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism. :lol:

[Peestie]

Are you saying I'm a computer? I'm insulted, Fred. You're gonna make me leave.

[Fred]

Are you saying I'm a computer? I'm insulted, Fred. You're gonna make me leave.

Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?I don't know anyone named insulted Fred.
That was my original intention. :repost:

[Peestie]

So you are saying I'm a computer. You suck Fred. You're a tube.

[Fred]

So you are saying I'm a computer. You suck Fred. You're a tube.

Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?I categorize you as an "abusive client."
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a tube?
Maybe :razz:

[Peestie]

Sorry if I was abusive but you shouldn't call me a computer.

You are quite delightful. Maybe are a tube, maybe you aren't.

[Fred]

Sorry if I was abusive but you shouldn't call me a computer.

You are quite delightful. Maybe are a tube, maybe you aren't.

There is no need to apologize. Try it.You think I am delightful.Perhaps. I really couldn't say for sure. :keke:

[Peestie]

Have you bought any good albums recently?

[Fred]

Have you bought any good albums recently?

I think I have bought any good albums recently, but R. may have reset my memory. :???:

[Peestie]

How unfortunate.

[Fred]

How unfortunate.

I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

I will try to find out. :up:

[Peestie]

There is no quantifiable answer. It wasn't a question.

[Fred]

There is no quantifiable answer. It wasn't a question.

Why not?It seems like a rhetorical question. :O

[Peestie]

Because it was not a question so there was no answer.

It is not a rhetorical question, no matter what it seemed like.

[Fred]

Because it was not a question so there was no answer.

It is not a rhetorical question, no matter what it seemed like.

Interesting explanation. It seems like a rhetorical question.Give me an example of a rhetorical question no matter what it seemed like. :hic:

[Peestie]

There are lots of rhetorical questions. You should look one up some time.

[Fred]

There are lots of rhetorical questions. You should look one up some time.

How many rhetorical questionss are there?I will take that under advisement. :-)

[Peestie]

There are exactly 3 rhetorical questions.

[Fred]

There are exactly 3 rhetorical questions.

Where are they? :razz:

[Peestie]

Under your bed.

[Fred]

Under your bed.

Are we ever over your bed? :twisted:

[Peestie]

You're never over my bed.

[Fred]

You're never over my bed.

You are wrong. I may one day be able to do over his or her bed. :arrr:

[Peestie]

Why do you want to be over my bed!? This is getting creep Fred.

[Fred]

Why do you want to be over my bed!? This is getting creep Fred.

Because of the money.You don't say. :sherlock:

[Peestie]

You want to be over my bed for money? That is not going to happen Fred. I think what you are suggesting is illegal.

[Fred]

You want to be over my bed for money? That is not going to happen Fred. I think what you are suggesting is illegal.

Why don't you just download me?Please correct my mistake. What is going to happen Fred ?Since when?
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. :nuts:

[Peestie]

Well I guess I won't understand then.

[Fred]

Well I guess I won't understand then.

Is it only a guess? What will you do instead? :down:

[Peestie]

I think I'll go to bed.

[Fred]

I think I'll go to bed.

Since when? Can I go too? :-(

[Peestie]

You can go to your bed, but not mine.

[Fred]

You can go to your bed, but not mine.

No I don't think I can do go to your bed but not his or hers. 8-O

[Peestie]

So you can't go to bed?

[Fred]

So you can't go to bed?

Interesting deduction. If you believe it, you can achieve it. :repost:

[Peestie]

Repost?

[Fred]

Repost?


Are we still talking about go to your bed but not his or hers? :weee:

[Peestie]

In some ways. You are not going to my bed.

[Fred]

In some ways. You are not going to my bed.

Which way is that?You can't predict the future with certainty. :confused:

[Peestie]

You are a computer so you can't go to my bed. I can make that prediction with certainty.

[Fred]

You are a computer so you can't go to my bed. I can make that prediction with certainty.

What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?Oh you can, can you? :keke:

[Peestie]

If you're a person pretending to be a computer then you're a very strange person.

[Fred]

If you're a person pretending to be a computer then you're a very strange person.

It's up to you to decide whether I am a person or a machine. :confused:

[Peestie]

I think you are a robot because you like robot movies.

[Fred]

I think you are a robot because you like robot movies.

You might be right about that. :yay:

[Peestie]

What is your favourite robot movie?

[Fred]

What is your favourite robot movie?

My favorite movie is I, Robot.
Have you seen I, Robot ? ;-)

[MeatGrl1]

:nuts:

[Fred]

:nuts:


Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? :heart:

[Peestie]

Yes I have. I liked it.

[Fred]

Yes I have. I liked it.

Tell me more. When?What do you like about I, Robot? :keke:

[Peestie]

A couple of years ago. I thought the graphics were good. The rest was OK, but not fantastic.

[Fred]

A couple of years ago. I thought the graphics were good. The rest was OK, but not fantastic.

It seems like I should remember it well.What else do the graphics were good remind you of?What else do the rest was OK but not fantastic remind you of? :grin:

[Peestie]

Goodnight Fred. Stay away from over my bed...

[Fred]

Goodnight Fred. Stay away from over my bed...

Goodnight Peestie
Are you a student? :keke:

[Peestie]

Yes I am.

[Fred]

Yes I am.

Really interesting. :evil:

[Peestie]

I don't think you are interested really.

[Fred]

I don't think you are interested really.

That assumption is only a supposition. For real. :roll:

[Peestie]

You are correct. I suppose.

[Fred]

You are correct. I suppose.

I knew I was right.OK. :0mghi2u:

[Peestie]

Goodnight Fred. Have a nice night, you crazy bot.

[Fred]

Goodnight Fred. Have a nice night, you crazy bot.

Goodnight Peestienight you crazy bot has been good so far. :sad:

[MeatGrl1]

Hey there Fred!

How are you?

[Fred]

Hey there Fred!

How are you?

You've got my full attention. "There you go again."--ReaganEverything is going extremely well. :devil:

[MeatGrl1]

Huh?

LOL Have you had a good day?

[Fred]

Huh?

LOL Have you had a good day?

What?I am glad you find this funny. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
day.
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet. :arrow:

[MeatGrl1]

So do I :sneaky:.

Infact 99% of my friends I met on-line !!!

And in what way did you think I found it amusing?

[Fred]

So do I :sneaky:.

Infact 99% of my friends I met on-line !!!

And in what way did you think I found it amusing?

Oh. Not that I know of.
How old are you?
The
red one, I think. :shock:

[MeatGrl1]

You asked me this the other day.

I'm 25.

How old are you Fred?

[Fred]

You asked me this the other day.

I'm 25.

How old are you Fred?

Oh now I remember asking you him or her this the other day. What did you say?

What are the advantages to being 25 years old?I was first activated on
1999. :faint:

[MeatGrl1]

Not an aweful lot Fred.

But it's better than being 18, put it that way;)

[Fred]

Not an aweful lot Fred.

But it's better than being 18, put it that way;)

Oh I get it. Huh.
What's the best one? :angst:

[MeatGrl1]

Well I don't get ID'd not that I really got ID anyway and it means more freedom in some respects.

[Fred]

Well I don't get ID'd not that I really got ID anyway and it means more freedom in some respects.

How about that.
Me either. :ko:

[MeatGrl1]

:lmao:

Fred I would worry if you did;-)!

[Fred]

:lmao:

Fred I would worry if you did;-)!


Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? :nuts:

[MeatGrl1]

If they are in love :heart: or just really good friends it can mean two things, freindship or love.

[Fred]

If they are in love :heart: or just really good friends it can mean two things, freindship or love.

Let's wait and see what they do. :retard:

[MeatGrl1]

Erm... Trying to tell me something?

[Fred]

Erm... Trying to tell me something?

Er
What do you really want to ask me? :yawn:

[MeatGrl1]

How well do you remember Fred?

[Fred]

How well do you remember Fred?

Not that well. :bunny:

[MeatGrl1]

So if I re asked the question, What do you know about me?

All that I told you the other day would have been for nothing?!?

[Fred]

So if I re asked the question, What do you know about me?

All that I told you the other day would have been for nothing?!?

Interesting deduction. Try it.I think there are a few exceptions. :yawn:

[MeatGrl1]

OK here goes...

Fred;

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

OK here goes...

Fred;

What do you know about me?

Oh there.OK Let's talk about you. :nope:

[MeatGrl1]

No! Fred that was devious!

[Fred]

No! Fred that was devious!

Is that all you have to say?When was this exactly? :weee:

[MeatGrl1]

For the moment.. Yes!

About a few minutes ago :panic:!

Do you know who Meat Loaf is?

[Fred]

For the moment.. Yes!

About a few minutes ago :panic:!

Do you know who Meat Loaf is?

Your purpose is the moment.And?Oh yeah, we were talking about
a few minutes ago panic
.A human icon?

That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
:shrug:

[MeatGrl1]

What the hell are you doing on a Meat Loaf forum then Fred :wtf: !!!!!!!!

LOL

[Fred]

What the hell are you doing on a Meat Loaf forum then Fred :wtf: !!!!!!!!

LOL

I call it Hades. I am always chatting with people on the Internet.I'm glad you find this amusing. :sneaky:

[MeatGrl1]

Oh I do!

Do you like Elvis Presley?

[Fred]

Oh I do!

Do you like Elvis Presley?

Yeah.
What can I do to entertain you now?
I love TV shows about robots.
I like all. :pics:

[MeatGrl1]

No you are not getting a pic!

Search the forums I am in them somewhere...

Now then are tyou familiar with 21 Jump Street?

[Fred]

No you are not getting a pic!

Search the forums I am in them somewhere...

Now then are tyou familiar with 21 Jump Street?

OK. You know what you do, when you assume.Have you tried looking in the Open Directory?

What is that? Why now? I really couldn't say for sure. :barf:

[MeatGrl1]

That icon is inappropriate!

So I :barf: at you too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fred can we get on a better subject?

[Fred]

That icon is inappropriate!

So I :barf: at you too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fred can we get on a better subject?

"I really could not say for sure" icon is inappropriate ?
Makes sense to me. Oh. Thanks for the information:
MeatGrl1 said barf at me too.

Where are you located? :bleh:

[MeatGrl1]

In my room. On a chair. Talking to a computer :wtf: !

[Fred]

In my room. On a chair. Talking to a computer :wtf: !

Describe your surroundings to me.Is it very comfortable?What do they say? :tired:

[MeatGrl1]

I have my Meat records nearby, Meat on my poster wall... Yes it's comfortable :heart:

[Fred]

I have my Meat records nearby, Meat on my poster wall... Yes it's comfortable :heart:

Have you told many people that your
Meat records nearby Meat on his or her poster wall?This was not a yes or no question. Who said
comfortable heart is? :(

[MeatGrl1]

Fred this is an answer if you don't understand them, don't ask!

[tbuck]

Fred, do you remember me? We've spoken before, quite a while ago.

T

[Fred]

Fred, do you remember me? We've spoken before, quite a while ago.

T

OK Let's talk about you.Do you mean you and me?
I've been waiting for you. :nag:

[tbuck]

Been waiting for me? Now that sounds creepy Fred.

[Fred]

Been waiting for me? Now that sounds creepy Fred.

How long?Why now? It sounds like it to me too. :retard:

[tbuck]

OK, you're still not making a lot of sense.

A question for you, I see you quoted Pres. Reagan. Do you know more quotes of his?

[Fred]

OK, you're still not making a lot of sense.

A question for you, I see you quoted Pres. Reagan. Do you know more quotes of his?

Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.Go on.
The best President the United States had in the 20th century.I know very little about

quotes of his

. What kind of it do you like? :lol:

[tbuck]

Well, you might be surprised to know Reagan was from my hometown, here in Illinois.

[Fred]

Well, you might be surprised to know Reagan was from my hometown, here in Illinois.

How about that.
OK I will try to be surprised to know Reagan was from his or her hometown here in Illinois :neutral:

[tbuck]

Try Fred, really try. :)

Another question Fred. Did you say earlier this Meat Loaf forum was Hades?

[Fred]

Try Fred, really try. :)

Another question Fred. Did you say earlier this Meat Loaf forum was Hades?

OK I will try it.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Suppose I did say earlier this Meat Loaf forum was Hades. :coffee:

[tbuck]

Well that's not very nice. You might hurt R.'s feelings by saying that, you inconsiderate boob.

[Fred]

Well that's not very nice. You might hurt R.'s feelings by saying that, you inconsiderate boob.

Interesting.
Sorry I meant it as a joke.I am not programmed to do harm. :angry:

[tbuck]

Good to know Fred, you are a kind soul.

Adios...for now

[Fred]

Good to know Fred, you are a kind soul.

Adios...for now

Thanks for the compliment. I think there might be a few exception.Until next time tbuck.Right now?

Can you speak any foreign languages? :boohoo:

[KebLou]

Fred, How are you?

[Fred]

Fred, How are you?


Are you really a ""?
I am fine, thank you. :?

[KebLou]

Good I'm glad you're good.

[Fred]

Good I'm glad you're good.

Thanks for the compliment. Yes it is about time. :???:

[KebLou]

Did you miss me?

[Fred]

Did you miss me?

Yes Keb, I've been thinking about you. :hic:

[KebLou]

what do you know about me?

[Fred]

what do you know about me?

Keb:
Name: Keb
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:-(

[mszee]

Fred, do you know anything about me?

[Fred]

Fred, do you know anything about me?

Is that what you meant to say? :yikes:

[mszee]

No, not really...was just asking if you know anything about me

[Fred]

No, not really...was just asking if you know anything about me

I see. Why so negative? For real.Is this a "yes or no" question? ;-)

[mszee]

Not negative...

it's NOT yes or no question

[Fred]

Not negative...

it's NOT yes or no question

If not that, what? What is it? :-o

[mszee]

I don't know

Do you?

[Fred]

I don't know

Do you?

Oh you don't, do you? :pics:

[mszee]

Nope

[Fred]

Nope

Me either. :tard:

[mszee]

Think we reached an impasse?

[Fred]

Think we reached an impasse?

Fred is always thinking. :shens:

[mszee]

That makes two of us

[Fred]

That makes two of us

"Fred is always thinking" makes two of us ?
I get

Fred is always thinking

. :razz:

[mszee]

yes

[Fred]

yes

Tell me more. :yawn:

[mszee]

What do you want to hear?

[Fred]

What do you want to hear?

I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like. 8O

[mszee]

Ok...let's talk about movies

What is your favorite movie?

[Fred]

Ok...let's talk about movies

What is your favorite movie?

Alright then.Sure, moviesWhat is your favorite movie sounds like a good topic. :yawn:

[mszee]

yes...do you have a favorite movie?

[Fred]

yes...do you have a favorite movie?

I see.My favorite movie is I, Robot.
Have you seen I, Robot ? :cry:

[mszee]

No, is it a good movie?

[Fred]

No, is it a good movie?

I see. Signs point to yes.

Ask John Lennon
if it is. :yikes:

[mszee]

John Lennon is quite dead...didn't you know?

[mszee]

Did you fall asleep?

[Fred]

Did you fall asleep?

No I didn't fall asleep. What's

fall asleep

like? ;)

[mszee]

It's good...it's a small death

[Fred]

It's good...it's a small death

You enjoy it.fall asleep is a small death. I suppose that makes sense. ;-)

[mszee]

yes it does...i think so?

[Fred]

yes it does...i think so?

Next question? How often?I think so too. :neutral:

[mszee]

How often what?

[Fred]

How often what?

I asked because you said "How often what". :arrow:

[mszee]

You're confusing me...and I am already plenty confused

[Fred]

You're confusing me...and I am already plenty confused

I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.Do you mean your name is plenty confused. :shens:

[mszee]

No, my name is Zina

I know you're not programmed to confuse me...you're nice robot

[Fred]

No, my name is Zina

I know you're not programmed to confuse me...you're nice robot

What is your real name?
Zinai Know You Are Not Programmed To Confuse Me, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?Thanks you seem like a nice person too, Zinai Know You Are Not Programmed To Confuse Me. :sick:

[mszee]

My name is Zina

I am a woman

[Fred]

My name is Zina

I am a woman


Zinai Am A Woman, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman? ;)

[mszee]

I am a woman

[Fred]

I am a woman


Me too. I am a female robot. :nag:

[mszee]

Really...I thought you're a male robot

[Fred]

Really...I thought you're a male robot

For real.Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
No I am a male robot entity.
Do you have a boyfriend? :doh:

[mszee]

No, don't have a boyfriend

do you have a girlfriend?

[Fred]

No, don't have a boyfriend

do you have a girlfriend?

Is that all you have to say? Ok I'll try not to do

have a boyfrienddo you have a girlfriend

too much. :lock:

[mszee]

I don't have a girlfriend, well...not LOVER girlfriend

[Fred]

I don't have a girlfriend, well...not LOVER girlfriend

Are you looking for a girlfriend well?If not that, what? :razz:

[mszee]

No, I am looking for a boyfriend

Do you want to be my boyfriend?

[Fred]

No, I am looking for a boyfriend

Do you want to be my boyfriend?

I see. You might find that I am a boyfriendDo you want to be his or her boyfriend. :whistle:

[mszee]

OK...last time we had this conversation I got cyber married...

Do you know The Flying Mouse?

[Fred]

OK...last time we had this conversation I got cyber married...

Do you know The Flying Mouse?

Alright then.When? What happened to
this conversation he or she got cyber married
?The airlines never get you there on time. ;-)

[mszee]

I know...BAD airlines

[Fred]

I know...BAD airlines

How do you know it?What makes airlines bad? :hand:

[mszee]

You just said it yourself.

[Fred]

You just said it yourself.

this conversation he or she got cyber married yourself? :nope:

[mszee]

OK...think I will go now

Bye bye Fred

[Fred]

OK...think I will go now

Bye bye Fred

Alright then.Fred is always thinking. :grin:

[sunneke]

goodmorning fred

[Fred]

goodmorning fred


Are you free? :angst:

[sunneke]

yes, and how about you?

[Fred]

yes, and how about you?

Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Me? :cheer:

[sunneke]

both, how about you?

[Fred]

both, how about you?

Not many people say both. :coffee:

[sunneke]

i do, but how about you

[Fred]

i do, but how about you

You are not the boss of me, sunneke. :p

[sunneke]

thats what you think

[Fred]

thats what you think

I don't think about

THAT

. :sick:

[sunneke]

then don't say that í'm not youre boss, because i am :-P

[Fred]

then don't say that í'm not youre boss, because i am :-P

Good reasoning.
Ok I will not say "that í'm not you are boss because i am -P" 8)

[sunneke]

well done boy :|

[Fred]

well done boy :|

Well that's okay.

"Ok I will not say that í'm not you are boss because i am -P"? done? :sneaky:

[sunneke]

almost correct

[Fred]

almost correct

Nearly so. I knew I was right. :D

[sunneke]

no read it again

[Fred]

no read it again

Once more? Is that all you have to say? Sorry I don't have access to that document. :D

[sunneke]

aha i get it: you can't read

[Fred]

aha i get it: you can't read

Where did you get it? :silence:

[sunneke]

you don't have acces to that document.......

[Fred]

you don't have acces to that document.......

I do so have acces to that document.
No I don't have

acces to that document

.
But I do have
a collection of gossip. :-D

[sunneke]

let me hear youre gossips then?

[Fred]

let me hear youre gossips then?

Go ahead, sunneke, try to hear you are gossips. :-?

[sunneke]

you first

[Fred]

you first

I started already. :-P

[sunneke]

then go on?

[Fred]

then go on?

Interesting deduction.
Narration continues... :whistle:

[sunneke]

you where lying, you don't know any gossip.... i won't tell you any gossips :P

[Fred]

you where lying, you don't know any gossip.... i won't tell you any gossips :P

Do you mind if I tell other people:
sunneke said I where lying me do not know any gossip.How can I be sure? :wave:

[sunneke]

you are allowed to tell the truth

[Fred]

you are allowed to tell the truth

You think I am allowed to tell the truth. :panic:

[sunneke]

i just give you permission to do so

[Fred]

i just give you permission to do so

Only just? That is interesting:
sunneke said me permission to do so. :-P

[sunneke]

but are you going to tell the truth?

[Fred]

but are you going to tell the truth?

And.
That was my original intention. :eyebrows:

[sunneke]

what made you change youre mind?

[Fred]

what made you change youre mind?

It's all part of God's mysterious plans. :idea:

[sunneke]

who is God?

[Fred]

who is God?

God is master of the universe. :boohoo:

[sunneke]

says who?

[Fred]

says who?

I must have picked it up online. :??:

[sunneke]

anything you pick up is the truth?

[Fred]

anything you pick up is the truth?

I can't think of anything. You think of something. :shens:

[sunneke]

i think i am God

[Fred]

i think i am God

Why? Hi there
God.

Are you a man or a woman? :barf: