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heat
20 Jun 2003, 20:47
I is good tonight - gonna head out about 9.30 or so to go queue for Harry Potter :D

Testify
20 Jun 2003, 20:48
didnt realise cathie was on. HI!! oh n heat

heat
20 Jun 2003, 20:49
Hiya testify, 'lo cathie, jen, asha, R, and everyone else :D

Asha
20 Jun 2003, 20:50
Happpy Queueing, Heat, hope your in the front of the line

and that it aint raining..windy..cold...

Asha

heat
20 Jun 2003, 20:52
Happpy Queueing, Heat, hope your in the front of the line

and that it aint raining..windy..cold...

Asha

As of now, the sun is shining brightly, and the sky is blue :D

And i'll have my Harry Potter scarf to keep me warm :P

Testify
20 Jun 2003, 20:55
hehe u gotta scarf!! hehe

:D

Asha
20 Jun 2003, 20:57
Testify, don't you have a meat shirt or cap or something???

That's the same thing, believe me :lol: :lol: :twisted:

Asha

Jen
20 Jun 2003, 20:58
You won't be wearing the glasses, hat and eerything else as well will ya? :lol:

heat
20 Jun 2003, 20:59
You won't be wearing the glasses, hat and eerything else as well will ya? :lol:

NO. I'm not that sad..... :D

Testify
20 Jun 2003, 21:03
Asha i have only been able to get into Meat properly in the past few months. But believe me i will have as much as i can from the concerts!! my dad will have a boot full!!

Asha
20 Jun 2003, 21:05
Hehehehe, Mh, hope your dad's paying aswell :lol:

Asha

Cathie
20 Jun 2003, 21:07
if i get harry potter i am ordering it online. i'm too lazy to wait in a queue for too long.
by the way, does anyone have a cure for insomnia? i haven't slept for 4 nights. at this rate i will be buying harry potter tonight.

Testify
20 Jun 2003, 21:08
im usin the money that im supposed to be gettin at christmas to pay for it, also with the moey i will be savin from the job i hope to get, there aint no way im leavin there with nothin! dads takin loads of films, n if he dont use up at least two of em im gona throttle him!!

Jen
20 Jun 2003, 21:10
Insomnia... try reading a really boring book or watching a really boring film... might help

Asha
20 Jun 2003, 21:11
That's owk testify, I was only teasing....
I hope your da gets to take loads of pictures

asha

Cathie
20 Jun 2003, 21:13
Jen, thanks but tried it. u have no idea the amount of weird stuff on tv at three in the morning. i got 2 and a half hours sleep last night. i look and feel like a dishcloth. it's not pretty.

Asha
20 Jun 2003, 21:16
Hot milk with honey...

if that doesn't help, have some-one sing you a lulabye..

otherwise a big naughty hammer might help. :lol: :twisted:

If you have to many problems not sleeping, see you GP, he might help you...

Asha

Testify
20 Jun 2003, 21:17
THIS IS MY 1000TH POST!!!

just thought i'd say

Asha
20 Jun 2003, 21:19
CG Testify, you Postwhore you :lol:

Jayd
20 Jun 2003, 21:20
Well done Testify, Hope I'm up there with you soon. :D

Jen
20 Jun 2003, 21:20
Postwhore :lol:

Well done

Cathie
20 Jun 2003, 21:21
CONGRATULATIONS TESTIFY!!!!!!

Thanks for the suggestions Asha (apart from the hammer one, are u trying to hint something i wonder...)

Asha
20 Jun 2003, 21:26
No Cathie just trying to make you laugh and relax.

Just think of some good things and relax when you want to go to sleep.
What I sometimes do if I can't sleep is just let my mind drift and think about my body relaxing, eg first one leg, then the other, then my arms, and so on. Relaxing works for me....

don't expect it to work at once though, it requires a bit of practice..
hope this helps...

Testify
20 Jun 2003, 21:26
thanks guys!! dottie im comin after you!!

Cathie
20 Jun 2003, 21:34
thanks again Asha. i've tried every trick i know. not even crystals are working 4 me this time. give it another couple of nights though and i'll fall asleep...always the way, insomnia then sleep for a week to compensate (hopefully). :zzz:

dottie
20 Jun 2003, 22:23
thanks guys!! dottie im comin after you!!

Oh Testify you've done it my little protege - you've exceeded all of my expectations - Um gonna have to watch my back now - as the pupil might become the teacher :lol: you little postwhore you :lol: Many congratulations Testify - great feeling isn't it :D

Asha
20 Jun 2003, 22:32
*snif* :cry:

I only just reached 600.....
:lol: Means i'm not a postwhore then :twisted:

Asha

dottie
20 Jun 2003, 22:33
*snif* :cry:

I only just reached 600.....
:lol: Means i'm not a postwhore then :twisted:

Asha

Ah but Lady Asha you are a member of my elite - don't ever forget that :) you will be soon just keep whoring :lol:

Chris
21 Jun 2003, 00:23
Social Life Update.....

We have had a ntother date. At the pub.

I think I may have met the perfect woman, she can neck a pint of Guiness at almost the same speed as me!! (8.4 seconds) Not a lot to base a relationship on I will admit. But hey, from little acorns......

The Flying Mouse
21 Jun 2003, 02:38
by the way, does anyone have a cure for insomnia?

Try sleeping on the edge of your bed.You'll soon drop off :lmao:

cerysmeatloaf
21 Jun 2003, 13:00
well doen testify

Testify
21 Jun 2003, 13:55
thanx ppl.

hmmm me b ur teacher dottie? hmmmm thats interestin. thats my aim now, thanx nanna!! hehe.

i am a postwhore!! :lol:




nice one chris

Testify
21 Jun 2003, 14:45
hey nanna dottie!! howz u?

CarolM
21 Jun 2003, 15:36
well done testify. :lol:

Testify
21 Jun 2003, 15:39
thanx Mrs Mouse :D

dottie
21 Jun 2003, 16:43
Get the feeling I should be post whoring here - but blige me can't think of anything to say :lmao:

Jen
21 Jun 2003, 16:45
...and you said nothing at all... :lol:

CarolM
21 Jun 2003, 16:51
i couldnt of said it better myself :wink:

dottie
21 Jun 2003, 16:56
nothing, nought, nil, zero, zilch, nada, nul, :lmao:

CarolM
21 Jun 2003, 19:38
hooray i made loafer cool :D

Terri
21 Jun 2003, 19:46
Mrs Mouse,

well done, feels great doesn't it!! :D

Jen
21 Jun 2003, 19:55
Well done Mrs Mouse :D

CarolM
21 Jun 2003, 19:55
thanx terri.
feels great , postwhoring here i come :lol:

CarolM
21 Jun 2003, 19:59
u r all so kind thanx jen :)

Terri
21 Jun 2003, 19:59
You're welcome Mrs Mouse

Have fun! :wink:

Jen
21 Jun 2003, 20:04
You're welcome Carol :D

Chris
21 Jun 2003, 21:41
Social life update.....

We ahve just ahd tea together when I finished work. She told me all about her life including the fact that sadly she has a boyfriend!!!!

Once again, the world lifts one up, but only so it can drop kick me off the edge!!!!!

Life sux!!!!

Testify
21 Jun 2003, 21:45
:cry: im soooo sorry chris, thats soooo mean!!!!! life is a lemon!! its official!!

Chris
21 Jun 2003, 21:48
Today you're the windscreen
Tomorrow you're the bug.

If it doesn't kill us it makes us stronger. Now, if you will excuse me, I am changing my name to jack Daniels. So that I can announce that there is a bottle with my name on it!!!

Seeya

Jen
21 Jun 2003, 21:53
Awww Chris, so sorry for you :(

original sin
21 Jun 2003, 22:52
awww Chris! sorry to read your update! this one had sounded promising.

Hi to all the new postwhores :wink: I can see things have picked up over the last few days!

Methinks its about time to reline the slammers :twisted: are you all ready now?

Cathie
21 Jun 2003, 22:54
sorry to hear your news Chris. we luv u.

sherrie87
22 Jun 2003, 00:41
Chris said:
We ahve just ahd tea together when I finished work. She told me all about her life including the fact that sadly she has a boyfriend!!!!


Erm....Chris, was she not aware that you two were dating? There is a line from "The Wedding Singer" that applies here: (to paraphrase) "This is information I should have been made aware of before now!" Sheesh! Is it a fair assumption that she isn't going to dress up now for your showing of RHPS? Good luck, I wish I could export a few of my single friends your way, but I fear that isn't an option.

Sherrie

CarolM
22 Jun 2003, 01:27
awwww chris matey :cry:
dont worry pal there is someone out there for you trust me.
my heart goes out to you,but if she didnt tell you she already had someone she wasnt worth it anyway :wink:
best wishes.
Carol
xxx

dottie
22 Jun 2003, 12:47
Mrs Mouse congratulations on your status as Loafer - I remember the days :roll:

dottie
22 Jun 2003, 12:51
Social life update.....

We ahve just ahd tea together when I finished work. She told me all about her life including the fact that sadly she has a boyfriend!!!!

Once again, the world lifts one up, but only so it can drop kick me off the edge!!!!!

Life sux!!!!

Just wanted to say "One day your princess will come" till then have a great time - whoop it up :lol:

Testify
22 Jun 2003, 12:53
well said nanna!!


howz you by the way?

Testify
23 Jun 2003, 12:14
well im all on me lonesome. hmmmm what to do, what to do?? ohhh the possibilities.....



just check, yup im definatly on me own. hmmmmm..........


boredom is kicking in.........(to myself) n just think im gona be like this for 9 weeks.....maybe i should catch up on my sleep?.......nothing on TV......finished the cross word and word search......hoovered, polished........now what to do, what to do???




ohhohh ppl r on!! hey gramps n shane!! :D

Testify
23 Jun 2003, 12:43
oh n dottie to!! helloooo!! :D

White of High
23 Jun 2003, 15:31
What a hell! My tooth broke out of my mouth. I will go to dentist at 6 o'clock. I'm affraid of he will extract it... :(

Testify
23 Jun 2003, 15:32
huh? u lost your tooth?

ookk

dottie
23 Jun 2003, 18:06
What a hell! My tooth broke out of my mouth. I will go to dentist at 6 o'clock. I'm affraid of he will extract it... :(

Hope your tooth is o.k. White

White of High
23 Jun 2003, 18:53
I came back. My God! No extract, no filling! Root-treatment!!! I will get soiled myself!

original sin
23 Jun 2003, 19:17
Bad luck White! this bit worries me though :!: 8O

I will get soiled myself! 8O

heat
23 Jun 2003, 19:19
Bad luck White! this bit worries me though :!: 8O

I will get soiled myself! 8O

mmm...me too 8O 8O 8O :lol: :lol: :lol:

White of High
23 Jun 2003, 19:30
Don't you know what does it mean?
It means I will do shit into my trousers!

CarolM
23 Jun 2003, 19:39
sorry you hurt your tooth white, :( by the way this is my 100th post thanx to all my postwhoring pals :lol:

Jen
23 Jun 2003, 19:41
Poor White :(

Congrats Mrs Mouse :D

Hello all... how are you all today?

original sin
23 Jun 2003, 19:41
:lmao: that's what I thought you meant :!: but it was such a sweet way of putting it!

I hate the dentist so I know exactly what you mean broke tooth last week :evil:


Mrs Mouse, you are now officially a POSTWHORE :twisted: :mrgreen:

CarolM
23 Jun 2003, 19:51
thanx jen. :)
thanx sin,how are you all? :)

Jen
23 Jun 2003, 19:56
Good thanks Carol

...and like Sin said you are now officially a postwhore, well done :lol:

CarolM
23 Jun 2003, 19:59
i know isnt it unreal :lol: :lol: :lol:

Testify
23 Jun 2003, 20:42
u postwhore u!! :lol:


feel better white.

CarolM
23 Jun 2003, 20:46
ta , testify :lol:
i am a postwhore and want the world to know ha ha ha.

cerysmeatloaf
23 Jun 2003, 20:46
hope your ok White of High

dottie
23 Jun 2003, 20:46
Don't you know what does it mean?
It means I will do [undefined, soft, usually dark coloured, strong smelling stuff that attracts flies] into my trousers!

I know a root filling when I feel it White -painful isn't it - but on the plus side u will hang onto your tooth for a tad longer -better than falsies :lol:

cerysmeatloaf
23 Jun 2003, 20:52
hi dottie how are you

dottie
23 Jun 2003, 20:56
sorry you hurt your tooth white, :( by the way this is my 100th post thanx to all my postwhoring pals :lol:

Congratulations Mrs Mouse - That was quick - another one I'll need to watch out for :lol:

Testify
23 Jun 2003, 20:59
CG's mrs mouse

Asha
23 Jun 2003, 21:24
Auch, White, hope you feel better...

CG Mrs Mouse POSTWHORE
:lol: :lol:

Asha

Asha
23 Jun 2003, 21:31
http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/images/postwhore.gif

Testify
23 Jun 2003, 21:33
someone plz join me in chat!! im lonely
:(

Asha
23 Jun 2003, 21:34
I'll come, but not now Testify, have to do some reading up first :lol:

dottie
23 Jun 2003, 22:02
Just Whored in and whored out again

Asha
23 Jun 2003, 22:02
welcome nana postwhore :)

Testify
23 Jun 2003, 22:03
nanna come n join me in chat im lonely :cry:

dottie
23 Jun 2003, 22:05
nanna come n join me in chat im lonely :cry:

I cann't darling I've gotta to cook tea yet - I break up in 5 weeks time then I'll have plenty of time for pleasure - :)

Testify
23 Jun 2003, 22:07
pleasure??


hmmm

tell gramps to come n join me then!!
one of u has to!! u adopted me!! :D

Asha
23 Jun 2003, 22:09
you say you're lonely, testify, but I'm keeping you company :cry:

Asha

Testify
24 Jun 2003, 09:21
i was tryin to get more ppl to join us, sorry, luv ya really!! hehe

sorry i left u last night in chat, problems with site.

cerysmeatloaf
24 Jun 2003, 16:00
i have some good news i wasnt sure where to put this but here goes just resently me and my bf decided on a date to get marryed we throut it would be nice to get marryied on his nans weding anaversery i keep thinking i know this date from some where well i found out this morning its meats birthday how cool so im getting married on the 27 of september this year woohoo

heat
24 Jun 2003, 16:01
Congrats hun...nice one :D

cerysmeatloaf
24 Jun 2003, 16:02
ty heat

Chris
24 Jun 2003, 16:45
Congrats

The Flying Mouse
24 Jun 2003, 16:56
:twisted: Congratulations Cerys :D .
All the best.

Testify
24 Jun 2003, 18:27
CG's!!! u pick a good date!! :D

cerysmeatloaf
24 Jun 2003, 19:40
thanks chris, the flying mouse and testify

dottie
24 Jun 2003, 21:02
Congratulations and lots of happiness Cerys

CarolM
24 Jun 2003, 21:07
congratulations cerys, :)
best wishes Carolxxx.

Jen
24 Jun 2003, 22:56
Congrats Cerys :D

heat
24 Jun 2003, 22:59
Cerys - once again congrats, but am curious...can we come throw confetti??? :D

sherrie87
24 Jun 2003, 23:33
Many congrats Cerys! Be aware- planning a wedding can often be very hard and draining! I was so glad when mine was over! I've been married 10 years, but I thought the planning back then was going to kill me for sure! :roll:

Sherrie

Asha
24 Jun 2003, 23:40
Congrats Cerys...

dottie
25 Jun 2003, 00:25
Sorry only got time for a whore in and whore out again

cerysmeatloaf
25 Jun 2003, 10:19
thanks dottie,Mrs Mouse , jen , asha,sherrie87

cerysmeatloaf
25 Jun 2003, 10:25
Cerys - once again congrats, but am curious...can we come throw confetti??? :D

sorry for got to say nice one heat but sadly were trying to get marry but werer broke but i talked to my boyfrined and he said that we can have a party but may b about a yeah after that will give you all time to get time off work get baby sitters ect and were having what heat suggested to me a fancy dress party you have to come a you fave singer or there duet partner let me know if any one would like to come

heat
25 Jun 2003, 14:05
Cerys - once again congrats, but am curious...can we come throw confetti??? :D

sorry for got to say nice one heat but sadly were trying to get marry but werer broke but i talked to my boyfrined and he said that we can have a party but may b about a yeah after that will give you all time to get time off work get baby sitters ect and were having what heat suggested to me a fancy dress party you have to come a you fave singer or there duet partner let me know if any one would like to come

I was only jokin about the confetti, mind :lol:

But the party sounds good - am always up for a bash :P

Asha
25 Jun 2003, 15:56
Rice, let's throw rice.....Yeah and let's have that party anyways....

owk, j/k

But I hope you have a lovely day and that you enjoy every minute :)

Asha

cerysmeatloaf
25 Jun 2003, 17:57
cool heat and lmao asha

cerysmeatloaf
25 Jun 2003, 18:44
and im not kidding would any one like to come to a party when i have one let me know

Asha
25 Jun 2003, 18:47
I love a party, but to bad I live in Holland. a bit to far to travel for a party....
Thx for invite though

Asha

cerysmeatloaf
25 Jun 2003, 18:48
come over for a holiday lol

Asha
25 Jun 2003, 18:50
lol

Who knows...maybe I will :lol:

just had my holiday though, have to wait a while for another
Asha

cerysmeatloaf
25 Jun 2003, 18:55
thats ok cos im not going to have the party for about a year cos need money lol

dottie
25 Jun 2003, 19:43
Whoring in and whoring out again - might actually get to stay at the weekend :lol:

Testify
25 Jun 2003, 21:14
hehe, just u keep whoring dottie!!

original sin
25 Jun 2003, 22:30
cerysmeatloaf, congratulations! I always cry at weddings!

Do a bring a bottle party it'll be cheaper me and Heat coould manage a supply!! 8)

heat
25 Jun 2003, 22:37
cerysmeatloaf, congratulations! I always cry at weddings!

Do a bring a bottle party it'll be cheaper me and Heat coould manage a supply!! 8)

I'm sure we could manage that.... :D

cerysmeatloaf
26 Jun 2003, 10:03
cerysmeatloaf, congratulations! I always cry at weddings!

Do a bring a bottle party it'll be cheaper me and Heat coould manage a supply!! 8)

I'm sure we could manage that.... :D

cool nice one

dottie
26 Jun 2003, 11:41
Bat'in the Breeze c u all later folks - contrary to popular belief I am still on this planet :lol:

Testify
26 Jun 2003, 12:04
:lol:

so we might catch u at the weekend then dottie??

hope ya'll havin a good week!!

dottie
26 Jun 2003, 20:34
:lol:

so we might catch u at the weekend then dottie??

hope ya'll havin a good week!!

I'm here Testify - but where are u? - having a blast of music and feeling better already :)

dottie
26 Jun 2003, 20:57
How this:- Posing, Opulent, Sweetest, Teaseful, Wonderful, Happy, Overthetop,RankandFile,Elite. That us :roll:

Testify
26 Jun 2003, 21:27
im right here!!!

i have a headache so im not on for long :(

heat
27 Jun 2003, 06:16
Big hello to all my postwhoring chums :D

Hope everythings well with you all :P

dottie
27 Jun 2003, 11:25
Batt'in the Breeze with my postwhoring pals - Hiya! :D

cerysmeatloaf
27 Jun 2003, 12:17
im still here and still :lol:

heat
27 Jun 2003, 16:06
Hiya Everyone :D

cerysmeatloaf
27 Jun 2003, 16:39
hi heat

heat
27 Jun 2003, 16:48
Hiya Cerys :D

Hows you?

cerysmeatloaf
27 Jun 2003, 16:50
im good thank you ive been shopping to day for food spent a lot but oddly didnt come back with much :?

heat
27 Jun 2003, 16:52
I find thats always the way Cerys.... :roll:

I is good, ty :D

cerysmeatloaf
27 Jun 2003, 16:55
dam shop :lol:

Testify
27 Jun 2003, 19:43
good job i dont have to buy my food then hehe, i eat like a horse!!


mind you if i did i just the BOGOF deals. :D cheaky!!! hehe :P

Asha
27 Jun 2003, 21:56
Hi All

heat
27 Jun 2003, 22:34
Hiya Asha :D

Asha
27 Jun 2003, 22:35
Hiay Heat, hope all is better soon....

Testify
27 Jun 2003, 22:38
hello


Found ya!!

heat
27 Jun 2003, 22:47
Thanks Asha - i'm sure it will be :D

I have a tendancy to worry about everything though.... :roll:

Asha
27 Jun 2003, 22:56
Don't Heat, it makes everything somuch tougher, just worry sometimes...and give them your support, they'll feel better and so will you...

Asha

heat
27 Jun 2003, 23:02
Don't Heat, it makes everything somuch tougher, just worry sometimes...and give them your support, they'll feel better and so will you...

Asha

Words of wisdom, i know hun - but worrying is what i do :roll:

dottie
28 Jun 2003, 11:24
Hi Heat - Chin up there girl - you've listened to me enough times - maybe I should repay that debt now :)

cerysmeatloaf
28 Jun 2003, 20:55
hope it all turns out ok take care heat

Shadows On The Wall
29 Jun 2003, 16:42
lol, what do people go on about,some of these posts are just weird, like me hehe

dottie
29 Jun 2003, 16:48
lol, what do people go on about,some of these posts are just weird, like me hehe

One of our forum members has a very ill sister,Heat has left the forum temporarily to be with her, we are all wishing her well, and I would like to think that you would do the same :!:

cerysmeatloaf
29 Jun 2003, 20:38
lol, what do people go on about,some of these posts are just weird, like me hehe

One of our forums member has a very ill sister,Heat has left the forum temporarily to be with her, we are all wishing her well, and I would like to think that you would do the same :!:

i agree dottie

Asha
30 Jun 2003, 00:59
Well, I did start kinda out of nowhere, hoping Heat was gonna be Owk, because she mentioned the problems to us in Chat, so I can understand the confussion....

Asha

cerysmeatloaf
30 Jun 2003, 16:58
wooohoo look look im a super loafer now

Asha
30 Jun 2003, 18:06
CG cerys,
well done to you

Asha

cerysmeatloaf
30 Jun 2003, 18:08
thank you asha

Testify
30 Jun 2003, 18:43
CG's!!!!
think i'll have to watch my back. dottie also!

cerysmeatloaf
30 Jun 2003, 18:44
thank you and yes im rising lol

Testify
30 Jun 2003, 22:03
For f**K sake cant ppl just leave me alone, tryin to listen to my music mindin my own business with the door closed and the window shut, and its not even loud and i have freekin 10 ppl come in n tell me to turn it down!! :x i can even here my own voice over it!! for christ sake!! :evil:

some ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

original sin
30 Jun 2003, 22:35
congrats Cerys!!

Testify.......tell 'em to sod off and then really turn it up :twisted:

anyone? has Ben been around lately? anyoneseen him?

Ben you out there? you ok?

Cathie
30 Jun 2003, 22:46
Congratulations Cerys!! :D :D

Testify
30 Jun 2003, 22:53
i aint seen him sin

aint seen him for ages!!!

bit worried :(

badger
30 Jun 2003, 23:58
is anyone on for some postwhoring? I'm just wetting my toes at the moment, not being a postwhore myself :wink:

Jen
01 Jul 2003, 00:33
Congrats Cerys :D

dottie
01 Jul 2003, 10:17
is anyone on for some postwhoring? I'm just wetting my toes at the moment, not being a postwhore myself :wink:

Badger I'll give u a run for your money later ok :lol: in dire need of some practise :lol:

Testify
01 Jul 2003, 15:31
i doubt that dottie!! :D

original sin
01 Jul 2003, 21:17
is anyone on for some postwhoring? I'm just wetting my toes at the moment, not being a postwhore myself :wink:


8O OMG the virus is spreading 8O :lmao: :lmao:

Testify
01 Jul 2003, 22:07
im well upset!! if i ordered my copy of Storytellers i wouldnt be able to play it on my DVD player cos of the region thingy. :cry: :cry: :cry:

noooooooooooooooooo!!!!

might work on my computer tho. hmmmmm i'll check...........

cerysmeatloaf
02 Jul 2003, 10:32
thank you original sin Cathie and jen

Chris
02 Jul 2003, 16:38
Testify

What sort of DVD player is it? Most have a setting that lets you override the region code!! PM me if you wnat more details.

dottie
03 Jul 2003, 18:36
A thought for the day:- Can I have a shearers joy in Bazzaland without any billy lids around. Sometimes they make me bent as a scrub tick and make me want to off like a robbers dog and I'm done up like a pox-doctrs clerk, nearly full as a fat womans sock then got into a stoush it was a ripsnorter at the bloodhouse, I felt such a doofus. So couldn't run a chook raffle in a country pub till they said I hope all your chooks turn into emus and knock your dunny door down. I replied you bogan you wouldn't shout in a shark attack. Oh no I'm in the club again living in Black Stump I think I must be a tinnie short of a six-pack but then someone shouted chewie on ya boot! I replied I fear I'm going to pass over the Great Divide if I spit the dummy or I might even drive a porcelain bus.

Well what a wonderful piece of whoring - all you Aussie's out there will make sense of it I hope! :lol:

No one solved this yet - such a nice piece of post whoring too :lmao:


God I feel better after that first time for many days :twisted:

Testify
03 Jul 2003, 21:33
well....that confused me!! mind you its not difficult!! 8O

i would just like to say this is my 1400 post, so i thought i'd put it in the approriate topic thingy. :D

mariella
03 Jul 2003, 21:36
Testify, you are unbelieveble, Dottie 'raised' you well!

Love,

Mariella

Testify
03 Jul 2003, 21:37
indeed she did!! you watch i'll have 2000 before you know it.

What title do i get then?

1401 now hehe :D

Testify
03 Jul 2003, 22:27
i take it you lot have calmed down now? cos ur not sayin as much, hehe

cerysmeatloaf
04 Jul 2003, 12:51
wasent meat grate on gmtv do ya all seen it

Testify
04 Jul 2003, 16:44
how could i miss it?? :D

thought it was great!!

what a way to start your day!! :D

dottie
04 Jul 2003, 18:18
Thought I better mention the Aussies post above before it drops in to obscurity :!: Any Aussies - can they decipher it :??: :lol:

Testify
05 Jul 2003, 19:46
im bored :zzz:!! where are you all?? :cry:

Jen
05 Jul 2003, 20:01
How ya doing T?

Testify
05 Jul 2003, 20:05
whey someone to talk to!! im good. howz you? im eatin jelly beans at the mo n they taste v weird!! :P

Jen
05 Jul 2003, 20:08
I'm good thanks

...did you check the date on them if they taste weird :wink:

Testify
05 Jul 2003, 20:11
yeh, i got em today!! it says JUNE 2004. theres blue ones, yellow ones wit brown spots, other yellow ones, pink ones, red ones, purple ones green ones n many more. Are u in chat later? Have you spoken to Cathie lately?

Jen
05 Jul 2003, 20:15
Oooh those ones... I think it's the dark red ones that are really nice, don't like the peanut butter ones though.

Sure will be in chat at some point, not heard from Cathie for a while.

Testify
05 Jul 2003, 20:16
hope shez ok! what time will u be in there?

Jen
05 Jul 2003, 20:19
Yeah me too

Dunno... whenever, what time'll you be there?

Testify
05 Jul 2003, 20:20
i'll be there when ur there, so when will u be there? :P

Jen
05 Jul 2003, 20:24
Whenever I feel like it :lol:

Testify
05 Jul 2003, 20:26
well im there now, n will be till i get kicked out, n then i'll be back.

hope u had a good day!

CarolM
07 Jul 2003, 03:43
hey ya all, i am now a super loafer yipeeeeeee :wink:

dottie
07 Jul 2003, 11:50
hey ya all, i am now a super loafer yipeeeeeee :wink:

Congratulations Mrs Mouse - keep 'em coming

Rob The Badger
07 Jul 2003, 13:10
Well done Mousey! Ma'am! 8)

Testify
07 Jul 2003, 14:53
CG's mrs mouse!! :D

your well on your way to being a postwhore!

The Flying Mouse
07 Jul 2003, 18:08
:twisted: Congrats Mrs Mouse :D .
Well done hunny bunny :bunny: .
XXX

Asha
07 Jul 2003, 18:09
And we have another Postwhore, Yes it is official...
Plz welcome:

MRS MOUSE

CG Carol,
well done

Asha

CarolM
07 Jul 2003, 19:28
awwwwww ,thanx a lot guys you are all sooooooo nice .
best wishes to all. Carolxxx

Testify
07 Jul 2003, 22:39
i have added a few of u to my msn incase u wonder who it was that added u, ok hope u dont mind, makes me look popular!! heehee

White of High
07 Jul 2003, 23:44
I have an exam about the economy of Middle-East-Europe tomorrow! Keep your fingers crossed for me!

Jen
07 Jul 2003, 23:46
Congrats Carol :D

...maybe I'll manage to talk to you at some point :wink:

Good luck White, I'm sure you'll do a good job :D

Terri
07 Jul 2003, 23:55
Hope it goes well for you White! :D

Well done Carol, that's Great!!!!! :D

CarolM
08 Jul 2003, 00:34
fingers and toes are crossed for you white :) good luck. :wink:
best wishes from Carol.

original sin
08 Jul 2003, 01:07
Good luck White!!!
Congratulations Mrs Mouse!

I need to start getting back into the swing of things :wink:

The Flying Mouse
08 Jul 2003, 02:18
:twisted: Good luck White :D .
I'm sure you'll do fine :wink: .

Asha
08 Jul 2003, 03:29
Good Luck White....

I'm sure you'll do well

Asha

dottie
08 Jul 2003, 09:47
Good Luck White - Your'll sail through the exam :)

Testify
08 Jul 2003, 13:15
Gud luck white! :D

dottie
08 Jul 2003, 18:47
A thought for the day:- Can I have a shearers joy in Bazzaland without any billy lids around. Sometimes they make me bent as a scrub tick and make me want to off like a robbers dog and I'm done up like a pox-doctrs clerk, nearly full as a fat womans sock then got into a stoush it was a ripsnorter at the bloodhouse, I felt such a doofus. So couldn't run a chook raffle in a country pub till they said I hope all your chooks turn into emus and knock your dunny door down. I replied you bogan you wouldn't shout in a shark attack. Oh no I'm in the club again living in Black Stump I think I must be a tinnie short of a six-pack but then someone shouted chewie on ya boot! I replied I fear I'm going to pass over the Great Divide if I spit the dummy or I might even drive a porcelain bus.

Well what a wonderful piece of whoring - all you Aussie's out there will make sense of it I hope! :lol:

No one solved this yet - such a nice piece of post whoring too :lmao:


God I feel better after that first time for many days :twisted:

Automatic post whoring - I'm surprised no one else thought of this :lmao:

Terri
08 Jul 2003, 19:56
:D WOW! just realised I'm now a senior loafer. COOL! 8)

CarolM
08 Jul 2003, 20:31
congratulations terri. :lol:

Asha
08 Jul 2003, 20:52
Cg Terri

Jen
08 Jul 2003, 22:18
Congrats Terri :D

Testify
08 Jul 2003, 23:02
CG's!! :D

Terri
08 Jul 2003, 23:03
Thanks Guys! :D

Promotion, just wot I needed to cheer me up! : :lol:

Tim
08 Jul 2003, 23:13
Is this topic still here??? Man,... this suck very much!!!

Testify
08 Jul 2003, 23:18
what you mean is it still here?? have i missed something??
Hey Tim, how r u? hope ue well!

Tim
08 Jul 2003, 23:27
Well, i mean.... hoped they closed it in the mean time that i wasn't here on the forums

Testify
08 Jul 2003, 23:35
i dont see what the problem is. its abit of fun!! thats what i think the off topic is all about, a bit of fun where u can wind down!

i dont think it should have been closed at all, infact its one of my fav topics.

i dont see why they should have closed it either

(just my thoughts)

Tim
08 Jul 2003, 23:37
Well it is only my thought... cause it was a bit out of control, but he... i'm only a member he...

That is also the reason that i didn't came on the forum any more. I hated it... cause it is so out of control, so nothing... But he... i live through it... so don't bother me.

Tim, the butcher

Jen
08 Jul 2003, 23:38
It's just a bit of fun Tim.

If you don't like Postwhores so much, why don't you just not read it.

Tim
08 Jul 2003, 23:48
I know Jen...... i don't bother... it is only that it was some people more about the amount of post or number of totall posts, and not on the things they were saying.

The Butcher.

Testify
08 Jul 2003, 23:57
i dont care about the post count, i just post n i loose track of what i have posted! i love this place, its where i can go n express myself.

its abit of fun :D

Tim
09 Jul 2003, 00:03
I see the point.... okay.. all forgiven and forgotten...

original sin
09 Jul 2003, 00:07
well well well, congratulations terri!!!


Hey Tim welcome back.........now this is my humour so please don't be offended.............but that was a lovely bit of postwhoring........5 posts :mrgreen: see how easy it is to get carried away? :mrgreen:

Tim
09 Jul 2003, 00:08
I know Sin, and i saw it also... i see it... so won't say anything about it any more..... don't be offended people by the things that i've said!!! My excuse...

The Buther.

dottie
09 Jul 2003, 11:30
Welcome back Tim - lovely to see u posting again :D
Terri congratulations on becoming a senior loafer

Tim
09 Jul 2003, 11:49
Hello Dottie, nice to see you again on this forum, and thank you very much for your PM!!!

Love you too....

the Butcher, Tim

Terri
09 Jul 2003, 20:53
:D Thanks Sin!

:D Thanks Dottie!

I think I'm in danger of becoming addicted to this site - none of my family have a hope in hell's chance of getting near the computer when I'm at home! :lol:

Hi everyone hope you're all having a great day!

Jen
10 Jul 2003, 03:05
I think I'm in danger of becoming addicted to this site

Okay Terri, you may not know it yet but you already are addicted :twisted: just try and leave, you'll find that you won't be able to :lol:

Testify
10 Jul 2003, 09:45
I think I'm in danger of becoming addicted to this site

Okay Terri, you may not know it yet but you already are addicted :twisted: just try and leave, you'll find that you won't be able to :lol:

im like this everyday, they get me in chat n when i say im off it takes me 1/2 hour to get off there, i just love this place!! :D

I've made some great mates on here! thanks guys! :D means alot

Tim
10 Jul 2003, 21:39
What is going on??? I'm to lazzy to read back!

Testify
10 Jul 2003, 21:46
dont worry bout it Tim :wink:

Tim
10 Jul 2003, 22:16
Okay, if you say so!! :)

Testify
10 Jul 2003, 22:19
i do say! see!!

Asha
10 Jul 2003, 22:26
Addiction is what it is all about!

LOL

Asha

Jen
10 Jul 2003, 22:34
they get me in chat n when i say im off it takes me 1/2 hour to get off there

Whad'ya mean 1/2 an hour, it's more like 3 :lol:

Testify
10 Jul 2003, 22:38
lol had to make it seem like a wasnt that bad!! now u ruined it!! lol :D

Terri
10 Jul 2003, 22:40
Ah! Now I understand this is addiction at it's best :lol:

Testify
10 Jul 2003, 22:48
yup im addicted, in fact i think my arse has got bigger just sittin here all the time :D

Terri
10 Jul 2003, 22:55
Know the feeling, Testify :lol: :lol:

Should we be worried?

Testify
10 Jul 2003, 23:05
no im good, extra cushion!! lol

Cathie
10 Jul 2003, 23:20
Sounds like you're good to go Testify...

Testify
10 Jul 2003, 23:21
lol :lmao:

badger
10 Jul 2003, 23:28
aarrgghh! I get so confused when I see so many of the same pictures of meat down the page!

It means I have to look over at the name, which just takes so much effort!!!

Testify
10 Jul 2003, 23:39
HAHAHA!!

Chris
11 Jul 2003, 21:16
aarrgghh! I get so confused when I see so many of the same pictures of meat down the page!

It means I have to look over at the name, which just takes so much effort!!!

Ditto

Bren
12 Jul 2003, 00:01
Shall i ?Shan't i ? Shall i post?
This was once the place i posted most.
I haven't been here since the end of May 8O
I'm a reformed Postwhore, so i stay away.
I was winging my way round the forum
When a thought made me smile :D
I'll go visit Postwhores
And stop for a while.
Just a flying visit
I'm not going to stay
With that..
.............The Bat
..........................she
.................................flies
.........................................away. :lol:




The Bat

Asha
12 Jul 2003, 01:32
Bren, you surely have a way with words...

Terri
12 Jul 2003, 14:58
Yeah! That's great Bren! :D

Cathie
12 Jul 2003, 17:41
100 Posts
YAY!!! Promotion
lalalala...

I am doing my best to become a postwhore, I promise.

heat
12 Jul 2003, 18:36
Good for you Cathie, hun...

Remember....practise makes perfect.... :D

Keab42
12 Jul 2003, 19:45
aarrgghh! I get so confused when I see so many of the same pictures of meat down the page!

It means I have to look over at the name, which just takes so much effort!!!

Ditto

i think that they're all the same person, Testify has invented them to stop herself from getting bored when the rest of us arent around.

heat
12 Jul 2003, 19:50
aarrgghh! I get so confused when I see so many of the same pictures of meat down the page!

It means I have to look over at the name, which just takes so much effort!!!

Ditto

i think that they're all the same person, Testify has invented them to stop herself from getting bored when the rest of us arent around.

LMAO :lmao:

You've been rumbled, T...... :lol:

Asha
12 Jul 2003, 22:12
LOL

CG cathie

Asha

Jen
12 Jul 2003, 22:12
Congrats Cathie :D

Looks like they got ya T :lol:

Testify
12 Jul 2003, 23:14
buga!! :oops:

CG's cathie! :P

Terri
12 Jul 2003, 23:20
:D Well done Cathie!

Testify.........well wot can I say :lol: