Official Spam Thread (Postwhores & 10000 Posts Thread)

[airhead]

hi gabby! I see you are a postwhore too!

Still got the halo!!!!!
oh... wheres it gone.... its gone oh no its gone waaaaaaa!!!!!

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Does that include me ....your Angelness :?

of course thou art included.

Yours faithfully
Gabriel

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Greetings airhead my little friend.

Yours faithfully
Gabriel

[airhead]

oh gabby wheres my halo gone???? :cry:

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Thou shouldst read the shout box my little friend :D
have no fear

Yours faithfully
Gabriel

[airhead]

aaaaaah... thanks gabby!

*puts halo on, but keeps on sliding off, and clatters to the floor and scoots around the room and vanishes*

erm... why does my halo do that???? :??:

[Heli]

*Picks up eddie's halo and puts it on!*

Oo it fits perfectly! :D

[airhead]

*looks at heli parading halo around and feels her head and there on the top are a pair of.... devil horns*

Woah do i get a pitchfork too? hahahaaa!!!!

*gets her very own pitchfork and a pair of bat wings and gets on her free silver black phantom bike*

[Lizziebaby]

I leave this topic for a couple of hours and look what happens!

Anyway...Hi, my name is Liz, and I am random. This is my second RA meeting. i have gone for 5 hours without being random *claps and cheers*

Ooooh...I can't help it...Have you ever thought about how trees are able to sway in the wind so elegantly?

Liz (who has fallen off the wagon again)

[Caz]

Hiya, my name is Caz ... and you couldn't get any more random than me :lmao:

[Caz]

Ok .... i wondered where my halo had gone ... gimme it back now :twisted:

[airhead]

Hello, my name is eddie and I am on cold turkey from random posts. Ooooh.. gotta write random, must write... random.... POSTS!!!!... Ok deep breath.. I am in a feild... the birds are twittering... the stream is running... aaah..

*sits down again calm*

[airhead]

oi, gabby gave it to me personally but It wont fit on me anymore. I've given it to heli, so she'd better look after it!

[Bren]

*gets her very own pitchfork and a pair of bat wings and gets on her free silver black phantom bike*

The silver black phantom bike is mine!!!

...you'll have to make do with the pitchfork, as i'm not parting with my wings either!! 8O

:lol:

Bren
The Bat

[Chris]

*gets her very own pitchfork and a pair of bat wings and gets on her free silver black phantom bike*

The silver black phantom bike is mine!!!

...you'll have to make do with the pitchfork, as i'm not parting with my wings either!! 8O

:lol:

Bren
The Bat

Thats right Bren you tell them!!!!

Don't suppose that bike comes with a side-car does it??

Or can i ride pillion!!!!!!:lol:

[jcmoorehead]

w00t t3h p0st h4s t3h 600 posts w00t!!!!!1111oneone1111!1!!one!!

[Tim]

anyone into starting a new ML forum where we can discuss everything???

[Testify]

blah

[Chris]

Wassup!!!!

[dottie]

Hi Tim, haven't heard from you for quite a while, wish I had a little more time :( my post whoring skills are sadly lacking at present............

[black dog]

Random Post Random Post Random Post Random Post Random Post

Oh no I've flipped and am doing Random Posts

[black dog]

I don't think you would be able to forget the art of postwhoring Dottie.

You've taught us all everything we know.

[KebLou]

Hmm, Random post, I've just got an MP3 player and I'm trying to put my whole Meat collection on it, I told my dad I wanted an Ipod

Listening to my CDs on ear phones cos, my little cousin is asleep. Don't know how my music could effect that.

[black dog]

It depends how loud you have it Keb. Mind you I can't see how he could complain about waking up to Meat Loaf.

[airhead]

*gets her very own pitchfork and a pair of bat wings and gets on her free silver black phantom bike*

The silver black phantom bike is mine!!!

...you'll have to make do with the pitchfork, as i'm not parting with my wings either!! 8O

:lol:

Bren
The Bat

Thats right Bren you tell them!!!!

Don't suppose that bike comes with a side-car does it??

Or can i ride pillion!!!!!!:lol:


Oi, they were mine anyway!!!!!!!! My wings! yours are black, mine are silver!!!

And that silver black phantom bike was mine too!!!!


Chris, nope sorry, the bike is to big, and too hot to have a sidecar! you'll hurt yourself!!!!

*feels head and sees that horns are going at prospect of being nice to chris*

erm... sure, why don't you get in the sidecar? :devil:

[Caz]

Fine ... i'll just go get me a new halo then ... see if i care *sulks* :lmao:

[Caz]

I wouldn't complain about waking up WITH Meat Loaf :lol:

OMG did i really type that *must get this laptop excorcised* :lmao:

[KebLou]

It depends how loud you have it Keb. Mind you I can't see how he could complain about waking up to Meat Loaf.

It depends on which sound system I have on last night it was the computer and that's quiet compared to my decks.

Its not fair I'm not allowed to wake him up but he walks straight into my room at 5 and wakes me up.

I wake up to Meat all the time! (except weekends)

[Lizziebaby]

Am still so hungover....whiskey is bad.

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Halo's are only given to the very good....thou wilt not receive one if thou sulkest.


Yours Faithfully
Gabriel

[Bren]

just a flying visit from me :lol:

hello to you all


Bren

[CarolM]

hey Tim, :D nice to see ya hun, :D hope you is well, :wink: what i want to know is why isnt anyone here when you need em. :cry:

[Bren]

Hi carol :D
Nice to see you. How are you?

Love
Bren

[Gez]

Does that include me ....your Angelness :?

of course thou art included.

Yours faithfully
Gabriel

Thou hath repented 8)

[Caz]

So is Southern Comfort ... really bad for you :lmao:

[Caz]

Blah

[KebLou]

anythong is bad for you, if you were to sit there and drink 6 litres of water (I couldn't drink that much) thats bad for you, something to do with Osmosis and your Red Blood Cells burst. :twisted: (OK I understand it just can't be bothered to explain)

Everything is ok in moderation (except for toxic waste etc)

[Caz]

ok, i think i actually understood that :lmao:

[airhead]

*drinks 6 litres of water, and explodes in a 51st state way*


BOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Caz]

yuckkkkkkkkkk what a mess ... hope someone going to clean that up :roll:

[KebLou]

Sorry airhead but you wouldn't actually explode jsut die slowly as your body could not carry the oxygen to where it was needed.

[airhead]

Sorry airhead but you wouldn't actually explode jsut die slowly as your body could not carry the oxygen to where it was needed.

oh, a happy way to end the week!

[KebLou]

Sorry, I've been revising so I'm just telling you everything I know on the topic, good way to know if you've revised properly

[airhead]

I know!!!!!

I'm not being nasty, i'm being my usual odd sense of humor way!

[CarolM]

hi all had a great nite at work, :D we rocked 8) hope to cu all soon guys tc. :wink:

[LostSoul]

Modnar Tsop.


Aicirtap

[shadow1000001]

Only 9381 more posts to go 8O

[LostSoul]

9380.

[Keep Rocking]

9379

[Heli]

9378

[black dog]

9377

[black dog]

Glad you had a good day at work Carol.

[Heli]

9376

[KebLou]

OK, I can't count backwards, I'm just being lazy so I'm just going to use up a post by telling you all what I am doing, I am covering a mini folder that I bought ages ago with Meat pics, I've just finished covering my CD case with stickers and pics

[Heli]

9374

[Chris]

9372 now

Do you all realise, in a few months time, we will all be fighting over who gets to post the 10000 post!!!

[Chris]

I am feeling jolly bored so I am toddling round posting aimlessly!!

[Heli]

9372 now

Do you all realise, in a few months time, we will all be fighting over who gets to post the 10000 post!!!

no we're not...................






...................it's easy gonna be me!! :twisted:

[R.]

:bleh: (http://www.cookiethievery.com/)

[Testify]

hey chris! im bored 2

[Chris]

Perhaps we should band together and go find someone interesting!!!

Or i could get another drink!!!!

[Testify]

can ya get me a drink please chuck? :P

[shadow1000001]

:bleh: (http://www.cookiethievery.com/)

8O WTF 8O

R. I seriously think that you need professional help :wink:

[KebLou]

Where on earth do you find this stuff I was going to say rubbish this is so weird.

[KebLou]

I was bored but then I found a good book and I got lost in it.

[Caz]

I'm bored, but after this one only 2 more posts to the magical 600 :D :lmao:

[KebLou]

:P I'm ahead of you :P

[Caz]

Oooooooohhhhhh one more to go :lmao:

[Caz]

Oh yessssssss ..... she reaches 600 :lol: :lol:

And you can be ahead of me keb ... i'll catch up, slowly .... very slowly :lmao:

[KebLou]

You got there, you've got 600 posts. 8)

[KebLou]

I will stay ahead, I have loads of frees tomorrow and nothing better to do then look for stuff about Meat Loaf and post about them

[Caz]

Yep I got there :lol: :lol: now let's see how long it takes me to reach 700 :lmao:

[Caz]

:cry:

Some of us will be at work in the afternoon .... so no doubt leanne will be posting aimlessly on here :lmao: and then she's on study leave from school from 12th May till 7th June :evil:

[KebLou]

It shouldn't take you too long, I really don't know how I got to 700 posts,

Something Random, does anyone have the Limited Edition of BOOH, I was looking at it yesterday but I wanted to know what was on the second CD as it didn't say.

[Chris]

Is it the one with the DVD as the second disc - is Hits Out of Hell videos

[Chris]

I am still bored

[KebLou]

:evil: thats not fair we don't get study leave until 21st May, :cry:

[Caz]

Well knowing leanne it'll be more computer time than study leave :roll:

[KebLou]

Nope I have that one its in a plastic wallet if that helps.

[black dog]

I haven't got a clue. Wanted to get if for Xmas but couldn't find it. :evil:

[airhead]

:bleh: (http://www.cookiethievery.com/)

okaaaaay... R., theres a nice pychiatrists down my road...

[black dog]

:bleh: (http://www.cookiethievery.com/)

okaaaaay... R., theres a nice pychiatrists down my road...

Definately looks like those two need help

[black dog]

Well knowing leanne it'll be more computer time than study leave :roll:

Sounds like me when I was on study leave all those years ago :lol:

[Bren]

Hello all :D
just a quick visit.......

Bren

[airhead]

*sets up sonar jammer upper for bren*

:twisted:

[airhead]

who, me and R., or those japanese girls?

[Bren]

*sets up sonar jammer upper for bren*

:twisted:

...and a good evening to you too airhead :lol: :lol:

how are you? hope all is well :D


...and the bike is mine..... :lol:

Bren The Bat

[airhead]

had an emotional roller coaster of a weekend but back to my normal self! *takes down sonar jammer upper* :lol:

Yup, hope all is well on the western front for you, bren?

[Bren]

*takes down sonar jammer upper* :lol:



:mrgreen:

Glad to hear you're back to your normal self :D

Me....just way too busy......but otherwise fine

Bren
The Bat

[airhead]

Oh yeah, can i scream my news?

I HAVE A HARLEY HELMET THAT IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS EDDIES FROM RHPS COMPLETE WITH GOGGLES!!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!

[Bren]

Hot patootie, bless my soul! :lol: :lol:

Nice one airhead :D

Bren

[airhead]

Heeheee Its great its got pride of place in front of my meat lp...

what a lovely contrast :drool:

My friend reckons i should lay it on the floor with candles and incense around it and meditate, saying instead of om, but "vrooooooom..... vrooooooom.... VROOOOOOOOOOM....."

What can i say? my nicknames eddie!!!!!

Now all I need is the bike!

[Caz]

Yayyyyyyyy nice one eddie :D

[Caz]

Ooooookayyyyyy methinks, whilst sat here, pondering, I'VE MISSED SOMETHING :evil: :evil:

[R.]

:bleh: (http://www.lemonizer.com/banana/):bleh: (http://www.groped.us/dance)

[Chris]

R., you just sit there quietly and I will get the nice men with that funny wasitcoat that fastens at the back!!!!

[KebLou]

Too much time on your hands R.? Who has the time to make this stuff?

[RSG]

LOL, nice one R.

[R.]

http://www.mlukfc.com/funstuff/slap.gif

[KebLou]

:lmao: I like that one. :lmao:

[Keep Rocking]

Oh, I love penguins

[Chris]

Me like!!!!

A virtual slap for anyone who annoys us!!!!

[Gez]

Kinda Kinky 8) me thinks

[airhead]

http://www.mlukfc.com/funstuff/slap.gif

*caption* Noones gonna p p p p p pick up you mate!

[Modern Girl]

:lmao:

[black dog]

ahhhhh :bunny:

[KebLou]

I would have been even funnier if it had been a back hand :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:




No, well ok to be it would have been, I know I'm :nuts:

[Pixie]

Oh, that's great R - more please!

[Caz]

:lol: :lol:

I like that one R :lmao: but then again i got a warped sense of humour

[dottie]

How this:- Posing, Opulent, Sweetest, Teaseful, Wonderful, Happy, Overthetop,RankandFile,Elite. That us :roll:

Um! Thats a good copy cat post whore - at least its my own :lol:

[dottie]

A thought for the day:- Can I have a shearers joy in Bazzaland without any billy lids around. Sometimes they make me bent as a scrub tick and make me want to off like a robbers dog and I'm done up like a pox-doctrs clerk, nearly full as a fat womans sock then got into a stoush it was a ripsnorter at the bloodhouse, I felt such a doofus. So couldn't run a chook raffle in a country pub till they said I hope all your chooks turn into emus and knock your dunny door down. I replied you bogan you wouldn't shout in a shark attack. Oh no I'm in the club again living in Black Stump I think I must be a tinnie short of a six-pack but then someone shouted chewie on ya boot! I replied I fear I'm going to pass over the Great Divide if I spit the dummy or I might even drive a porcelain bus.

Well what a wonderful piece of whoring - all you Aussie's out there will make sense of it I hope! :lol:


No one ever solved this so I thought after searching for the post for over a hour, flicking through all the postwhores posts that I would post it again, that was very hard work :lol:
No one solved this yet - such a nice piece of post whoring too :lmao:


God I feel better after that first time for many days :twisted:

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Greetings Dottie the angelic one :D
i trust all is well with you, it has brightened my day to seeest thou here.

Yours faithfully
Gabriel

[dottie]

My favourite man is here again, and yes I am certain you are MAN!

I need some tlc at the moment as I am off work due to an operation I had earlier on in the week, I shall be off next week too, so plenty of time for post whoring - thats if I can think of something to say :lol:

[Chris]

Based on past performance Dottie, i doubt you will find it too difficult to find things to say!!

Incidentally, How do you know that Gabriel is a bloke, I have never managed to suss out who it is? (and no, it is not nor ever has been anything to do with me!!!)

[dottie]

Chris now why would I think its you 'my angelic one' :??:

[Chris]

You're right dottie - I have far too much of a devillish look to be mistaken for an angel!!!

[dottie]

Its just those horns and tail that give it away Chris :lol:

[sherrie87]

Dottie,

I hope that you are recovering well! Remember, lots of Meat music and videos is the key! I was just watching clips from "your" Graham Norton show last night, it never fails to make me smile and laugh til I cry!

Sherrie

[dottie]

Hi Sherrie, I'm having a feast of Meatie things this week and next, its so lovely to be able to spend most of my day on here, mind you I'm unable to do any packing - shame :lol:

[The Archangel Gabriel]

My favourite man is here again, and yes I am certain you are MAN!

I need some tlc at the moment as I am off work due to an operation I had earlier on in the week, I shall be off next week too, so plenty of time for post whoring - thats if I can think of something to say :lol:

Referest thou to me? i am an angel.

Take good care of thyself, Dottie the angelic one. Listen to plenty of Heavenly Meat Loaf, and do as much postwhoring as thou wishest, as thou seems to thrive on it. :lol:
Blessings upon thee

Yours faithfully
Gabriel

[Bren]

I'm having a feast of Meatie things this week and next, its so lovely to be able to spend most of my day on here,

you do just that Dottie :D
take care, hope all is well, my little pipistrelle.

Love
Bren
Parent Bat :lol:

[R.]

:bleh: (http://nova.hbx.us/~bxboy/instantaudience.swf)

[R.]

Yeah ... well I know, it's a repost. Still funny though :bleh: (http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~alexann/)

[airhead]

R.... wtf? The first is for closet performers like me and the second I don't understand... first is funny though! :lol:

[dottie]

Hi My Parent Bat Bren, Lovely to see you again :) Yes I am recovering well, must be all the Meat Loaf music I am able to listen too, shame they do not play it in the theatres of hospitals, wouldn't need aneathesia (cann't spell that) :lol:

[R.]

:bleh::wtf: (http://freeweb.siol.net/stargate/)

[R.]

:p :lol: :)) :lmao: (http://lida2.veriovps.co.uk/oneintwelve/movies/caravan_WM_HI.wmv)

[R.]

8O :bleh: (http://uploads.ungrounded.net/content.php?id=163139&name=163139_Windows_Noises.swf&title=Windows%20Noises&date=1083988800&quality=b&uj=0&w=720&h=520)

[Weezy]

http://www.mlukfc.com/funstuff/slap.gif

*caption* Noones gonna p p p p p pick up you mate!


HAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! That's great!!!! I saw somethin like that on Graham Norton once and had wanted to find it! Tis very funny :lmao:

[black dog]

Hi Dottie. Sorry to hear you haven't been well. I hope you are better soon.

[Chris]

:p :lol: :)) :lmao: (http://lida2.veriovps.co.uk/oneintwelve/movies/caravan_WM_HI.wmv)

Me like!!!

Reminds me of a chap i know who couldn't understand why his Smart with a 597cc engine didn't have a tow bar!!

So he used a chain around the rear bar to tow a trailer - and ripped his entire engine off the back fo the car!!!

[airhead]

http://www.mlukfc.com/funstuff/slap.gif

*caption* Noones gonna p p p p p pick up you mate!


HAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! That's great!!!! I saw somethin like that on Graham Norton once and had wanted to find it! Tis very funny :lmao:

I know what you mean, It was a little dog or a lamb or a goat, and it runs and it just falls on its back with its legs in the air!!!! :lmao:

[R.]

:)) (http://www.platinumgrit.com/poke.html)

[black dog]

:)) (http://www.platinumgrit.com/poke.html)

I enjoyed this until .......

[KebLou]

Ow it bit me, thats not fair, my little brother jumped so far, that was so funny.

[KebLou]

8) (http://www.platinumgrit.com/kitka.html)

That one is quite good as well.

[airhead]

watership down will never be the same again.

[Caz]

8O Dottie has been ill 8O

Hope you are feeling better now dottie ... get well soon

[airhead]

get well soon dotster

[dottie]

Thank you -you lovely people :D now, and in a couple of weeks time I'll be a different person, Um......... Sophia Loren, could be! :lol:

[black dog]

Don't change. We just want our Dottie back

[Pixie]

Did I miss something? Is there one on about a bunny as well?! How do I get hold of it?

[Lizziebaby]

:)) (http://www.platinumgrit.com/poke.html)

This one Pixie :D

[R.]

Boogie (http://www.i-mockery.com/Halloween/bag/boogie.swf) anyone? :bleh: :wtf: :))

[CarolM]

yes, :D get well soon Dottie hun. :wink: by the way chris came to the mouses house yesterday, :D we had a lovely day, :wink: din dins at mcdonalds :P courtesy of Chris( thank you from Mousie and i) :wink: then we came back to ours to watch roadie cool 8) rounded off by a great night of karaoke, yes mousie and i sang for chris :wink: paradise, atfl, and id lie for you. 8) also Chris, Mousie and I sang dont stop me now by queen was cool Chris,(you are a dark horse) 8) cool voice too :wink: we all had a great time, :wink: thanx Chris. :wink: it was a great day and night. 8)

[KebLou]

Boogie (http://www.i-mockery.com/Halloween/bag/boogie.swf) anyone? :bleh: :wtf: :))

okay, some one really needs help, what is with the glasses.

[R.]

Boogie (http://www.i-mockery.com/Halloween/bag/boogie.swf) anyone? :bleh: :wtf: :))

okay, some one really needs help, what is with the glasses.

You like them glasses? :p

[KebLou]

Boogie (http://www.i-mockery.com/Halloween/bag/boogie.swf) anyone? :bleh: :wtf: :))

okay, some one really needs help, what is with the glasses.

You like them glasses? :p

Nope but I know someone who will, know where I can get some? :bleh: :wtf: :nuts:

[Caz]

:lmao: can they get any worse??

[Caz]

Woah ....lots of smiley faces in Carol's post ... must have had a good time :lol:

[Chris]

Woah ....lots of smiley faces in Carol's post ... must have had a good time :lol:

Actually no - we didn't have a good time

We ahd a FANTASTIC time!!!

[CarolM]

it was awesome :wink: we all had as chris says a fantastic time. 8)

[Modern Girl]

Probably :lol: :lol:

[Pixie]

Got it Lizzie, many thanks!

[Chris]

This is just a random post to say that I have now overtaken The Flying Mouse int he Top 10 posters and am now chasing Bren!!!

[dottie]

This is just a random post to say Chris, way to go my love................. :lol:

[Bren]

This is just a random post to say that I have now overtaken The Flying Mouse int he Top 10 posters and am now chasing Bren!!!

:lol: i obviously need to do a lot more postwhoring, better go see Dottie for some lessons :lol:

Bren :lol:

[Heli]

I need some postwhoring help too.....i've lost my edge and i'm nearly ahead of R. :twisted: :twisted:

Any advice from Mother of all dear sweet Postwhores?? :D

[KebLou]

I need some postwhoring help too.....i've lost my edge and i'm nearly ahead of R. :twisted: :twisted:

Any advice from Mother of all dear sweet Postwhores?? :D

Post lots and lots of rubbish, anything more that you'd like to know?

[Chris]

This is just a random post to say that I have now overtaken The Flying Mouse int he Top 10 posters and am now chasing Bren!!!

:lol: i obviously need to do a lot more postwhoring, better go see Dottie for some lessons :lol:

Bren :lol:

One two, Chris is after you
three four, better post some more
five six, lurk in off-topic
seven eight, Post noon and night
nine ten, are you ready Bren??

:lol: :lol: :lol:

With apologies to the Freddie Krueger fans!!!

Failing that Bren, How good is your Dick Emery impression "Chase me, chase me; go on, I'll let you catch me!!" :lol: :lol:

[KebLou]

I like that but the six and off-topic don't go.

[Chris]

I know keb

I am no poet and I know it!!!

[Caz]

Hey for a non poet that wasn't bad

*gives chris a round of applause*

[KebLou]

Bored, bored oh yes and I'm bored, so does anyone know of any good music mixing programmes on the computer?

[Caz]

Well they make me laugh anyway ... and sometimes that's a good thing :lmao:

[Caz]

Cant be as bored as me .. i'm boreder than bored :roll:

[airhead]

:shens: OOOOOOOOh new emoticon!!!!! :shens: :shens: :shens:

[KebLou]

No competion, I'm just bored, I want to mix music and I can't be bothered to go to my decks and do it, so I will go and buy some software to do it.

[Caz]

I'm so bored even a plank of wood is probably having a more interesting evening than me at the moment *sighs*

[KebLou]

:shens: OOOOOOOOh new emoticon!!!!! :shens: :shens: :shens:

sorry if I'm dumb but what does Shens mean?

[Caz]

:shens: OOOOOOOOh new emoticon!!!!! :shens: :shens: :shens:

sorry if I'm dumb but what does Shens mean?

was wondering that myself keb :bleh:

[KebLou]

well I know it wont get a sore bum from the rubbish dinning room chair (it should be downstairs), so I lose big time.

[KebLou]

:shens: OOOOOOOOh new emoticon!!!!! :shens: :shens: :shens:

sorry if I'm dumb but what does Shens mean?

was wondering that myself keb :bleh:

lol at least I'm not the only one who was. 8)

[Caz]

try sitting on a chair meant for use in kitchen ... cold on the bum :lmao:

am only using it coz i can't get on to main pc in the lounge at moment *other half is watching tele, so i'm sat in hall on the laptop and couldn't be bothered bringing puter chair out here*

[KebLou]

lol, I even have my covers on it and it still hurts i think I will have to buy a decent chair, I don't like having a sore bum.

[Caz]

A sore bum isn't good *agrees and nods head* :lmao:

[Keep Rocking]

Me, too :?

[Caz]

Okay, that makes three of us .... any more :nuts:

[KebLou]

Shens :wtf: Shens :wtf: ok I need to know or I will drive myself insane.

[KebLou]

I know, now its a sore back, I am trying standing up and so its crunched over,

[Bren]

One two, Chris is after you
three four, better post some more
five six, lurk in off-topic
seven eight, Post noon and night
nine ten, are you ready Bren??

:lol: :lol: :lol:

With apologies to the Freddie Krueger fans!!!

Failing that Bren, How good is your Dick Emery impression "Chase me, chase me; go on, I'll let you catch me!!" :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: Chris

I'm too busy at the moment to be a postwhore............anyway, i'm a reformed character haha...my postwhoring days are over :lol: :lol:

Bren
...she says....and flies away laughing

[Caz]

Hmmmmmmm Bren ... a reformed character :roll:

[airhead]

shens means shenanigans!!!! go on veiw more emoticons, move your mouse to shens but don't click and the little yellow box tells you!!!!

[KebLou]

Ok now I get it :nuts: I have an excuse, I really do.

[Keep Rocking]

shens means shenanigans!!!! go on veiw more emoticons, move your mouse to shens but don't click and the little yellow box tells you!!!!
Thanks airhead!
Now I don't have to die stupid. I put the word in a english-german translator and <sing mode on>i can see clearly now, the rain has gone.. <sing mode off>

[black dog]

Hmmmmmmm Bren ... a reformed character :roll:

Do we believe that :??:

[KebLou]

Hmmmmmmm Bren ... a reformed character :roll:

Do we believe that :??:

I have to believe anyone can reform, so yes, I believe that.

[Caz]

It's the she says .... and flies away laughing bit that worries me :lmao:

[Caz]

Well now we know :lmao: we can all sleep easy in our beds :lol:

[dottie]

postwhore

post whore stop top sop hop hot whet hero het roose roost toes toe who the spot pot spoor stow tow store hop west pest host

something to get you started :lol:

[dottie]

postwhore

post whore stop top sop hop hot whet hero het roose roost toes toe who the spot pot spoor stow tow store hop west pest host

something to get you started :lol:

show how tore wore sore ore sot pot root

[Chris]

postwhore

post whore stop top sop hop hot whet hero het roose roost toes toe who the spot pot spoor stow tow store hop west pest host

something to get you started :lol:

show how tore wore sore ore sot pot root

Now then Dottie, methinks someone has had a little too much gin!!!

[dottie]

Make mine a scotch and lemonade please Chris :lol:

I was lonely :( :lol:

[Chris]

Make mine a scotch and lemonade please Chris :lol:

I was lonely :( :lol:

Poor Dottie being lonely!!

Not to worry, I is here now!!! :D:D

[Bren]

It's the she says .... and flies away laughing bit that worries me :lmao:

haha :lol:

Evening one and all

Bren

[Chris]

Good Evening my bat-like friend,

How are we this fine evening??

[Bren]

we are fine thankyou Chris :lol:

...and how's the world treating you? all well?


Bren
The Bat


......see i'm not a postwhore :lol:

[R.]

:bleh: (http://www.transbuddha.com/osaka/osakaphone.html)
:wtf: (http://www.transbuddha.com/osaka/rejected.swf)
:lurk: (http://www.cookiethievery.com/old/050304/) <-- repost (new link)

[KebLou]

:bleh: (http://www.transbuddha.com/osaka/osakaphone.html)
:wtf: (http://www.transbuddha.com/osaka/rejected.swf)
:lurk: (http://www.cookiethievery.com/old/050304/) <-- repost (new link)

My friends are addicted to the phone one, I think they need to get out more.

[Lizziebaby]

R, a nice quiet lie down in a dark room should help you....if not, keep 'em coming cos I haven't laughed so much in ages! :lmao:

[R.]

shens means shenanigans!!!! go on veiw more emoticons, move your mouse to shens but don't click and the little yellow box tells you!!!!
Thanks airhead!
Now I don't have to die stupid. I put the word in a english-german translator and <sing mode on>i can see clearly now, the rain has gone.. <sing mode off>
Regarding I Can See Clearly now, I have to think of this image (http://www.mlukfc.com/funstuff/see1.jpg).
FYI: That image is a little bit rude, but nevertheless funny as hell. :))

[Keep Rocking]

shens means shenanigans!!!! go on veiw more emoticons, move your mouse to shens but don't click and the little yellow box tells you!!!!
Thanks airhead!
Now I don't have to die stupid. I put the word in a english-german translator and <sing mode on>i can see clearly now, the rain has gone.. <sing mode off>
Regarding I Can See Clearly now, I have to think of this image (http://www.mlukfc.com/funstuff/see1.jpg).
FYI: That image is a little bit rude, but nevertheless funny as hell. :))

I can't see the pic :(

[black dog]

Hi Bren. Nice to see you here. How are you?

[Bren]

Hello Blackdog :D ...good to see you too

I'm fine thanks...and you?

Bren


Morning all :D

[dottie]

Hi my parent bat Bren :D to see you...........

flitting in and out at the moment............

dottie
x

[Bren]

Good to see you too :D my little pipistrelle
How are you?

...must fly....got to go to work.....have a good day

Bren

[KebLou]

Hi Bren,

How are you?

[KebLou]

Hiya everyone, Just wondering,

Does America still use the electric chair? sorry, a big debate school and I would like to settle it. Thanks all.

[Chris]

I think some states can.

although most with the death penalty are on to lethal injection now.

When new methods have come in, there isn't normally a law against the use of older methods. So although they may currently use lethal injection, the executioner would be perfectly legal in for example hanging someone.

[KebLou]

Thanks for that Chris,

[R.]

The Shining (http://www.angryalien.com/) in 30 seconds. :bleh:

[Caz]

R ...... you really need to get out more :lmao:

[Caz]

Hmmmmm think i need an electric chair ... to get me moving this morning :lmao:

[Cathie]

...too hot to move this morning...

[CarolM]

hi Cathie hun, :D great to see you, :wink: hows you today? 8)

[KebLou]

What do you mean too hot, its not that hot, I'm off on a bike ride,

[R.]

Probably old news, but here's why you should never ever publish your picture (http://www.smlinks.com/sotw/why/) on the internet. :))

[Cathie]

hi Cathie hun, :D great to see you, :wink: hows you today? 8)

Hi Carol! Fine, enjoying the sun. Been reading and revising outside when I haven't been on here...

[R.]

Driving lessons (http://toplist.funnyjunk.com/hoho/fahrschule.swf), anybody? :bleh:

[Gez]

Probably old news, but here's why you should never ever publish your picture (http://www.smlinks.com/sotw/why/) on the internet. :))

:mrgreen:

[KebLou]

Probably old news, but here's why you should never ever publish your picture (http://www.smlinks.com/sotw/why/) on the internet. :))

Thats a good one! :lmao:

[CarolM]

cool Cathie hun :D you keep going girl :wink: hope you liked our singing, :D if not ill give ya ya money back. :lmao:

[Gez]

Some people have nothing better to do then...Post, post, post 8O

[heat]

Some people have nothing better to do then...Post, post, post 8O


Good, innit????? :twisted: :lol:

[Modern Girl]

:lmao:

[Chris]

Some people have nothing better to do then...Post, post, post 8O

And your point would be??? :D

[Bren]

Good evening Chris

good evening one and all

Bren
The Bat

[Bren]

Lonely Bat flies away.......


...............goodnight all........

[CarolM]

Some people have nothing better to do then...Post, post, post 8O
aint life great Gerry :D post, post, post. :wink: erm did i say that. :lmao:

[R.]

8O :wtf: (http://www.eusty.nildram.co.uk/go.htm)

[airhead]

8O :wtf: (http://www.eusty.nildram.co.uk/go.htm)

what is the point of this????? :lmao:

[R.]

Commercial (http://www.k-fee.de/v3/video/KFEEGOLF.MPG)








































































































:keke:

[R.]

Balls (http://www.internetpei.com/balls/). 8O

[jcmoorehead]

Balls (http://www.internetpei.com/balls/). 8O

Where do you find these things :lol:

[KebLou]

guessing someone was very bored, but all the same they are good.

[Bren]

Good evening :D

it's very quiet indeed :(

hello Testify, how are you?

Bren

[Chris]

Good evening my batty friend (no offence :lol: )!!!!!!

Hows you??

Postwhoring again i see!! old habits eh??

[Bren]

Good evening my batty friend (no offence :lol: )!!!!!!

Hows you??

Postwhoring again i see!! old habits eh??

:lol: I'm fine thanks Chris.....and i freely admit i'm batty :lol:

How are you?

Bren

[Chris]

me's great

[KebLou]

I was bored so I decided to do a search on ebay using my name, Keb, and I've found out that once again someone already has it, oh well this is my name now and thats the end of it.
By the way its Keb 'Mo' (http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/search-handle-form/202-5491517-8464658) for those of you who know who I'm talking about, even though I don't.

[Gez]

Bloody Postwhores............the lot of you :wink:

[Caz]

bl**dy Postwhores............the lot of you :wink:

Hush Gerry, we got to have something to while away the daylight/nighttime hours :lmao: :lmao: :wink:

[Caz]

8O :wtf: (http://www.eusty.nildram.co.uk/go.htm)

what is the point of this????? :lmao:

Pssst eddie, think the point of it is R was put on this earth, along with Meat, to make our lives a lot happier, either that or he's got a lot of free time on his hands :lmao:

[Gez]

Toilet roll please 8O

[Bren]

Good evening fellow postwhores :lol:

and good evening to the non- postwhores :lol:

Bren

[R.]

:bleh::wtf::keke: (http://www.fun.from.hell.pl/2004-03-24/zabawy-w-pracy.mpeg)

[Keep Rocking]

:nuts:

[black dog]

Hi Bren. Hope you are well. I missed you again but hello anyway

[Bren]

Hello Black Dog :D ....hope all is well


Bren

[black dog]

I'm fine thanks Bren. Going to the cinema tomorrow to see the new Harry Potter film. I can't wait