Official Spam Thread (Postwhores & 10000 Posts Thread)

[Caz]

Definitely she has bd ...... i don't know how we can get her to slow down *send her to summer school or something so we get a chance* :lmao:

[black dog]

I suppose I'm just lucky have always lived near beaches. I live 30 minutes walk from our nearest

[black dog]

We'll just have to sabotage her computer

[KebLou]

You are although when I go to barbados I'm not that far a walk from the beach although no ones that far from a beach out there.

[airhead]

I'd be little miss dreamer or little miss strange and odd imagination Or little miss scatty.

[black dog]

It's a lot hotter in Barbados then it is in Bude Keb

[KebLou]

Yeah it is, a lot more laid back as well probably, next time I go out there I'm not building a church again I'm going to go surfing,

[Heli]

Little Miss Helena!!

It says it all really!

[Heli]

Do you think Meat Loaf will ever adopted me????

[airhead]

well, anyone want my personality? Just mix in Eddie from ab fabs dress sense and way of acting (i'm not so selfish though) and mix in Rodney from Only Fools sense of humor, Frank spencers luck and kat slaters way of speaking. Tis a dangerous combination i know...

[airhead]

I'm sorry to break this to ya, but no hunni....

[Heli]

awww, shooks!!

Oh well! :roll: :wink:

[airhead]

ah well. ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRII_IIGHT SIDE OF LIFE!!!!!

[Heli]

ah well. ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRII_IIGHT SIDE OF LIFE!!!!!

*wistles*

Doo do, doo do, do do do do do!! :lol:

[airhead]

Giigle! thats one of my songs that represents me!

Another one is


Walking back to happiness
woopa o yeah yeah!

[black dog]

You seem to be a very interesting mix Airhead. Between the different characters and the hair we'll never know what to expect

[black dog]

My song would be 'Did I Say That'. Got a habit of speaking before I think. Actually I just don't go quiet

[KebLou]

I think Eddie from Ab Fab is funny, I have a friend and shes called Patsy, wnenever I see her we go into the Ab Fab routine.
I think its a cool mix airhead.

[black dog]

so what's everyone's plans for Easter?

We normally watch part of the Lands End Trials. Somewhere where there's a nice hill for them to try and get up (or not). Easter Monday is my hubby's 50th birthday so we're out for dinner in the evening. A nice sea food restaurant next to the beach.

I'm sure we'll find something else to do.

[airhead]

mine is to stuff myself with easter eggs.

[airhead]

hmm. my saying is "Open mouth and insert both feet" I always put my foot in it.

[KebLou]

Revise, and write songs, thats all really the latter is the story of my life so its all good.

[Heli]

I LOVE KASIM!!!!!

[Heli]

I LOVE MEAT!!!!!

[Heli]

My song would be:

Ironic by Alanis Morissette!

[black dog]

I love Men :oops:

[black dog]

My song would be:

Ironic by Alanis Morissette!

I really love that song. It's so true to life :lol:

[Heli]

lmao!!!

I LOVE THE INTERNET!!!

[black dog]

I love this Site :D :D

[Emily]

Me and Weezy bought a packet of peanuts and had competitions throwing them into each others mouths from each end of the room.......
We're very easily amused :roll:


Emily

[Heli]

My song would be:

Ironic by Alanis Morissette!

I really love that song. It's so true to life :lol:

All of her songs are true to life!

She's one of my faves!

[KebLou]

I love ****** I can't say their name, sorry all.

[Heli]

I love ****** I can't say their name, sorry all.

lmao!!

****** is the same amount of letters as my name! :lol:

[KebLou]

No Heli its not you, plus I haven't seen this person for a good few years.

[black dog]

Is it me Keb

[black dog]

I really enjoy listening to Shania Twain

[KebLou]

No sorry not you either, but yes you to in a way.

[black dog]

No sorry not you either, but yes you to in a way.

Thank you daughter

[Emily]

Ive eaten my easter egg. already.


i needed chocolate 8O

[black dog]

Ive eaten my easter egg. already.


i needed chocolate 8O

Mine's still sat on the side. Don't know how I've managed not to open it yet.

[Heli]

I'm not having any!! :lol:

[Heli]

Mmmmmmm Peanutbutter and Jam sandwiches!!

[black dog]

I'm not having any!! :lol:

Why aren't you having any Easter Eggs, Heli?

[black dog]

No Banana Sandwiches

[KebLou]

I haven't got any easter eggs, and theres no chocolate in my house with so many women it doesn't last long.

[Heli]

Becuase I'd rather have the money!!! :lol: :lol:

[Gez]

.....so this is what Postwhores do then.... 8O

[Bren]

good evening to you all
:D
Bren

[KebLou]

Mmmmmmm Peanutbutter and Jam sandwiches!!

My favourite is Peanutbutter and Banana, never tried Peanutbutter and Jelly I was when we went to Disney when I was young but instead I had Oreos, Mmmm.

[Heli]

Mmmmmmm Peanutbutter and Jam sandwiches!!

My favourite is Peanutbutter and Banana, never tried Peanutbutter and Jelly I was when we went to Disney when I was young but instead I had Oreos, Mmmm.

It's PEANUTBUTTER AND JAM!!! NOT JELLY!!!! :roll:

[KebLou]

Heli its the same thing just what the Americans say, :P

[Chris]

good evening to you all
:D
Bren

Evening Bren

Whatcha doing?

[Heli]

Heli its the same thing just what the Americans say, :P

YEA I KNOW BUT JELLY IS JELLY AND JAM IS JAM!!!!

lmao!! sorry i'm just being crazy!!! Just ignore me!! :wink:

[KebLou]

I guessed Heli, chill, 8)

[Bren]

Evening Bren

Whatcha doing?

Hi Chris :D how are you?

....me i just don't have enough hours in the day at the moment :lol:

Bren

[Chris]

Evening Bren

Whatcha doing?

Hi Chris :D how are you?

....me i just don't have enough hours in the day at the moment :lol:

Bren

I know the feeling well!!

[black dog]

.....so this is what Postwhores do then....

You got it in one Gerry :lol:

[Bren]

Good evening to you Black Dog :D

Bren

[black dog]

Hi Bren. Nice to see you this evening. hope you are well

[black dog]

I've got a dream egg and I still haven't opened it despite it sitting on the side for a whole week

[KebLou]

I've got my first easter egg, well its a packet of mini eggs, no ones in today so I might just have to sit and eat them.

[black dog]

You're supposed to wait until Sunday Keb

[KebLou]

I haven't eaten them, I just watched them, and worked on my website at the same time.

[black dog]

oh that's okay then Keb

[KebLou]

Thank you, I know I did well, I don't normally go mad over chocolate (just Cadburys creme eggs) but today I really needed it writing two songs at a time is difficult.

[Bren]

Good evening my little postwhores,
and a Happy Easter to you all.

Bren
The Bat

[KebLou]

Evening Bren,
have a happy Easter as well,

[black dog]

Happy Easter everyone. I've just got one Easter Egg but it's a big one!

[Heli]

I said i didn't want any easter eggs....and what do i get.......3 EASTER EGGS!!! Arghhhh Too much Chocolate!!http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck15.gifhttp://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck15.gifhttp://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/obscene/eck15.gif

[KebLou]

I've got three as well and I haven't even seen my dad, I'm going to be sick that means I'll be up all night.

[black dog]

I've just got one Easter Egg but Tony's got 6. I'll probably be up all night with him being sick!!

[Gez]

Well....I stole the kids eggs :twisted: :twisted: Yummy...tasted better then having my own 8O

[Heli]

Well....I stole the kids eggs :twisted: :twisted: Yummy...tasted better then having my own 8O

Awww Poor kiddy's!! 8O

[airhead]

I got three... But I've had one bite out of each! including nicking mums!

[Gez]

I got three... But I've had one bite out of each! including nicking mums!

Remember....Mummy's know everything....they even have eyes in the back of their heads 8O

[KebLou]

I got three... But I've had one bite out of each! including nicking mums!

Remember....Mummy's know everything....they even have eyes in the back of their heads 8O

And so do teachers, I've only eaten a couple of creme eggs, so I've still got 2 easter eggs sitting in the kitchen, well there are 3, 1 belongs to my cousin and it is now at least a year old (why won't people throw stuff away in my house).

[black dog]

And so do teachers, I've only eaten a couple of creme eggs, so I've still got 2 easter eggs sitting in the kitchen, well there are 3, 1 belongs to my cousin and it is now at least a year old (why won't people throw stuff away in my house).

Chocolate wouldn't last that long in my house Keb

[KebLou]

It wouldn't normally in our house, my aunt and I were eyeing it up when it first arrived and my nan stopped us from eating it and to be honest now I won't eat it.

[black dog]

Well I've just stuffed half of my Dream Easter Egg so I can't say anything Keb

[Chris]

I didn't get any eggs!!

I got a 1KG Lindt Golden Bunny instead!!!

But not started it yet!!

[White of High]

I have started this meaningless topic (and it's one of the most succesful) but I have never written here. But after 2 years I have 2000 posts. It's mine 2000th remarks. Thank you that I'm here...

[black dog]

You'd better not eat it Chris. It might hurt it :cry:

[KebLou]

Just finished eating 2 pots of mini eggs, and tomorrow I start on the egg.

[black dog]

It's nice to see you here WOH. Specially for such a special post

[Gez]

Yummy :P

[KebLou]

I know, no space for chocolate, I'm full with pancakes too many sweet things in a day.

[KebLou]

Just found this and I had to post it

http://emoticons4u.informationalot.com/cartoon/1403.gif

and just in case you want it in a burger


http://emoticons4u.informationalot.com/cartoon/1241.gif

[KebLou]

and some more
http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/crazy/477.gif

as you can guess right now I am very bored

[R.]

This is post #100000. :p

[KebLou]

This is post #100000. :p

I don't make it the 100000 post, oh well lets celebrate

[Diane]

This is post #100000. :p

I don't make it the 100000 post, oh well lets celebrate

100,000 posts reached tonight on the forums Keb, not just this thread. Quite an achievement!

Party on!

:p

Diane

[airhead]

yay!

D-I-S-C-O

woof.

[KebLou]

Random Post
I'm bored, http://e4u.deltait.com.au/sport/sport06.gif so as people think fights are started when people are bored, I'm stating it now and I'm going to do something comstructive, erm like read an O'Reilly book.
In fact all I can remember of the O'Reilly talk was him talking about MYSQL ok I remember more but not that I could remember it word for word as it was a long time ago, and I wasn't really listening, but he did draw me into what he was saying (as you can guess I'm not into the 'deeper' side of computing).

I suppose it was time I went to bedhttp://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/sleep/1.gif and watched DVD http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/violent/sterb136.gif like Die Another Day, told you that was a random post.

[black dog]

Hope you enjoyed the film Keb

[RSG]

I'm pulling another All-Nighter, boy am I tired :wink:

[KebLou]

Hope you enjoyed the film Keb

I didn't watch it in the end, but I'm just about to put it on for my lil cousin.

[black dog]

while both of you enjoy the film Keb

[Heli]

someone make me food i'm starving!!

[KebLou]

I aways seem to miss BD, oh well I enjoyed the film I always do, my cousins hair is all gone :?

Heli here you go,

*hands Heli some food*

Hope you like, I can't cook :oops:

[Heli]

http://www.wheezieprod.com/Gina/Meatshow3.jpg


Hmmmmm...Oh well if i do get food poisening then atleast i get time off school! :D :D

[jcmoorehead]

w00tage

[Caz]

Yes .... just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water *cue Jaws music* .... I return :lmao:

[Heli]

Your like a gold fish compared to me Caz!! mwhahahahahahahaahahahahah!!!! :twisted:

[Caz]

Well, i may be a goldfish but some of us have had to work all week Heli :lmao:

Been too tired to wander on here at night but i'm back :twisted:

[KebLou]

I'm guessing there will be trouble then.

[Gez]

Who's a postwhore :D

[airhead]

I am!

[Bren]

i was once :lol:


good evening one and all :D

Bren
The Bat

[airhead]

Who remembers tis song (I shouldn't but mum dug it out of her LP collection)

Hey Fatty bum bum
Sweet sugar dumpling
Hey fatty bum bum
let me tell you some'ting

just because your so big and fat
don't belive i'm afraid of that

(sing it in a jamaican accent mon!)

[Caz]

Who remembers tis song (I shouldn't but mum dug it out of her LP collection)

Hey Fatty bum bum
Sweet sugar dumpling
Hey fatty bum bum
let me tell you some'ting

just because your so big and fat
don't belive i'm afraid of that

(sing it in a jamaican accent mon!)

OMG ........... I REMEMBER THAT *goes into hiding* :lmao:

How old and ancient am I :oops: :oops:

[black dog]

Who's a postwhore :D

I am :!:

[black dog]

I aways seem to miss BD, oh well I enjoyed the film I always do, my cousins hair is all gone :?

Heli here you go,

*hands Heli some food*

Hope you like, I can't cook :oops:

I'm back again Keb. Hopefully should be in chat tonight. Glad you enjoyed the film.

[Heli]

Who's a postwhore :D

I prefer the term Post-tart, thank you!! :D

[black dog]

Who's a postwhore :D

I prefer the term Post-tart, thank you!! :D

No you're a Helihound

[Caz]

Who's a postwhore :D

I prefer the term Post-tart, thank you!! :D

I was thinking more along the lines of Pop Tart :lmao:

[KebLou]

I like the Helihound one,

[Caz]

I like the Helihound one,

*Feels all proud and stuff coz I named her a Helihound* :lmao:

[Caz]

*Makes mental note - come in here more often as i'm now starting to lose the plot*

Yes, yes, I know, I never had theplot in the first place :lmao:

[black dog]

I like the Helihound one,

*Feels all proud and stuff coz I named her a Helihound* :lmao:

Proves we're all in agreement here

[airhead]

helihound is on your trail... kinda catchy, dontcha think!

[airhead]

Five more posts...

[KebLou]

Yes very, need nicknames for others now, :twisted:

[KebLou]

*Makes mental note - come in here more often as i'm now starting to lose the plot*

Yes, yes, I know, I never had theplot in the first place :lmao:

You did have some of the plot in the first place.

Airhead- I have another 401 posts to go.

[airhead]

what about meeeee?

[Caz]

Hmmmmmm we'll need to think on that one *consults with bd on this*

[Caz]

Waaaaaa hooooooo I did have a plot *does a happy dance* thing is ... I just need to find it again :lmao:

[airhead]

I have never had the plot, even as a toddler.... (recalls some very scary yet funny memories)

[Crystal Eyes]

I've got a plot! :D

http://schools.bcsd.com/franklin/albrecht/class1/garden1/plot.jpg

It's not very good though is it? :cry:

[Gez]

....bitta Cabbage then..... :wink:

[Bren]

hello blackdog, keb, airhead, caz......

and postwhores all :D

how are you all this lovely sunny evening?

Bren
The Bat

[airhead]

cabbage tastes like bin water. i hate it.

[Caz]

I've got a plot! :D

http://schools.bcsd.com/franklin/albrecht/class1/garden1/plot.jpg

It's not very good though is it? :cry:

It's okay for a plot ... tho i can't help wondering .... who you got buried in there :??: :lmao:

[KebLou]

Hi Bren,
I don't think I'm a postwhore yet.
I have nothing random to say right now.

[Caz]

Hiya Bren,

I'm fine ... but my god ... is it really Thursday??

I need a day off to get my postwhoring total a little higher :lmao:

[KebLou]

Its a nice plot of land, I suppose someone could've jsut explained a plot of a story and then you would have a plot.

[Caz]

Its a nice plot of land, I suppose someone could've jsut explained a plot of a story and then you would have a plot.

:lmao: that's way too simple for us lot, isn't it :lmao:

[KebLou]

I thought of that ages ago but I was waiting for someone else to come up with it, so what story would you like to have the plot of?

[Chris]

Miserable Life
Falls in love
Betrayed by woman
brainwashed in a famous room
cage of rats on the face
becomes a regular drone

There you go, you now have the plot to 1984!!!

[Chris]

Hiya Bren,

I'm fine ... but my god ... is it really Thursday??

I need a day off to get my postwhoring total a little higher :lmao:

Actually it is friday!!!

[KebLou]

Hmm, not sure thats the knid of plot I wanted to give Caz, but it will have to do.

[black dog]

Miserable Life
Falls in love
Betrayed by woman
brainwashed in a famous room
cage of rats on the face
becomes a regular drone

There you go, you now have the plot to 1984!!!

At least I won't have to read the book now. I've never fancied reading it somehow.

[Caz]

:roll: it was thursday when i posted that message chris :lmao:

[Modern Girl]

:lmao:

[Caz]

Never fancied reading it myself Black Dog, taking me long enough to read Lord of the Rings :lmao:

[Modern Girl]

Caz Wrote
taking me long enough to read Lord of the Rings

I know what you mean. Its taking me forever :lol:

[Caz]

I'm a little postwhore, small and stout,
Here's my handle, here's my spout.

Okay, it was random but I got to do something to up the total :lmao:

[KebLou]

I've started reading it about three times, and then I realise I don't know what I've just read, gots to run lesson bells just rung.

[Caz]

Hi Ho, Hi Ho,
It's off to work I go

*no rest for the wicked* :twisted: :evil:

[Weezy]

http://www.wheezieprod.com/Gina/Meatshow3.jpg


Hmmmmm...Oh well if i do get food poisening then atleast i get time off school! :D :D

Where did u find this pic Heli?

Don't think my sister has seen it yet! Emily, where are you........?

[Weezy]

:P

[Gez]

Mmmmm 8O 8)

[Heli]

I can't remeber now!! it took me a while tho!!! :P

[jcmoorehead]

How many posts till 10,000?

[Caz]

Long way to go .... but we will get there :lmao:

[shadow1000001]

Long way to go .... but we will get there :lmao:


Maybe by the time I'm 98 8O :wink:

[Caz]

Long way to go .... but we will get there :lmao:


Maybe by the time I'm 98 8O :wink:

Well if we keep filling it with random remarks ... i reckon we'll get there be 2005 not saying which month :lmao: :P

[Caz]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :?

[LostSoul]

One more.

[Emily]

:wtf: :bicker: :lmao: :angry: :mrgreen: :nuts: :D :) :( :o :lol: 8) 8O :? :x :P :oops: :cry: :wink: :roll: :twisted: :evil: :!: :??: :arrow:

10 past 2 in the morning.....im bored........

[shadow1000001]

Random works for me :twisted:

[black dog]

I think we all like Random

[Heli]

RANDOMNESSNESS!!!!

[Heli]

Blah blah blah!!!!

I love meat Loaf

Blah blah blah!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Emily]

WEDGIE...

[Heli]

BUM NUGGET!!!! :twisted:

[CarolM]

hi all, :D great to be back after a week of computer problems, :( just off to work now to rock, 8) sorry i missed you all but will cu all soon tc guys best wishes Carol Mouse xxxxxxx :wink:

[KebLou]

Where is Rob? if you want Random he is the guy for it, he is so random he makes me laugh.

[Chris]

A duck is merely a posh chicken!!


(is that random enough for you!!!!!)

[Terri]

:D Carol

Good to have you back, damn computers eh? :roll:

Hope u rocked this evening..........which I'm sure u did :wink:

Take care :D

[KebLou]

I feel like being random, I am bored so:
Who has read these poems:
'Stop all the clocks' by W.H. Auden
Its a brilliant poem it is deep and I don't have the words to express myself tonight.
'Sir's a Secret Agent' by Tony Langham
Its a funny poem, really funny.

As you can guess I am reading poems, just finished the book in fact, need another book to read.

Told you it was random.

[Heli]

A duck is merely a posh chicken!!


(is that random enough for you!!!!!)

:lmao:

I've always wondered what coffee mugs tasted like

[Heli]

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KebLou]

Coffee mugs? the coffee or the mug?

[Heli]

No just carrots and peas!!

[KebLou]

What? Heli you are confusing me, not that its a hard thing to do but all the same you are.

Sorry I was reading a book and this joke was in it, I know its the wrong thread but its random,

Did you hear about the new mag for married men by playboy? It has the same pictures month after month after month...

[Heli]

I don't get it! :?

[Testify]

sooo bored

[CarolM]

me too, :zzz:

[Testify]

hey carol, howz u chuck?

[KebLou]

Don't worry then Heli, heres another, we were talking about this the other day:
Whats the maximum penalty for bigamy?
Two mother-in-laws.

I don't think that ones very funny.

[Heli]

Don't worry then Heli, heres another, we were talking about this the other day:
Whats the maximum penalty for bigamy?
Two mother-in-laws.

I don't think that ones very funny.

Lolol!! I remember that convo...........almost!! :? :D

[KebLou]

Yeah, I remember it, I don't know why.

Isn't it such a lovely day, I thought it was going to rain, I didn't want to say it out loud, I don't it to rain

[Gez]

Postwhores.......nothing better to do with their time :roll:

[KebLou]

I have plenty to do with my time, like sit on the net, play guitar, read a book or poems, and write songs, not in any particular order.

[Chris]

Postwhores.......nothing better to do with their time :roll:

I know....

Great fun isn't it!"!! :lol:

[airhead]

I am working on a new song... inspiration is on its way.... ooooh, my first song in a month is on its way.....

[KebLou]

Right now I'm finding it hard to sit and write a song, I give up and then come back later thinking what was I thinking, I wish I knew. My teacher loves them but I don't know what to think.

Good Luck airhead.

[airhead]

broken promises... I think it'll be called.... It'll come to me...

[KebLou]

Thats good, I can think of loads of lyrics now you've given me a title, i might just have to write one now.

[airhead]

what can I say? I'm an inspiration!!!!

[Lizziebaby]

hmmmmmm.................so very bored.....

[KebLou]

So am I, so lets say something very random

you look a lot better then you did except for does your mama know your wearing them shoes
and

Everybodies been saying to me, Meat you should go out and just do like a normal interview, so I said to myself, ok yeah you know maybe today i will go out and just do a normal interview and then you started it, you started it.

As you can guess, its Meat

[Lizziebaby]

If we talk about random things too often, does that take away the randomness?

[KebLou]

Hmm, thats hurting my head thinking so hard, I think it so long as its random it doesn't matter.

[Lizziebaby]

Great! Can we talk about llamas now?

[airhead]

no, we are talking about camels.


I AM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD MWAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA!!!!!!

FIRST THIS THREAD, THEN THE FORUM, THEN THE NET, THEN THE WORLD, THEN WHO KNOWS... PERHAPS INFINITY ITSELF HAHA!!!!!

[Lizziebaby]

One hump or two?

[airhead]

please minion, I am trying to cackle!!!!

HEEEHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

[Lizziebaby]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHH!
*liz runs away and cowers in a corner in awe of eddies superiority*

[black dog]

Oh my God, what's happened in here since last time I visited. We seem to have been taken over by a witch

[KebLou]

I know, its quite funny, well I think so anyway. Something random is needed now, but I'm all out except for last year one of my new teachers was so surprised as I didn't wear my school trousers for a day, instead I came in with a skirt, thats not random!!!!!!

I'm bored and I am just about to go and eat my lunch, no its not lunch time.

[KebLou]

I need some more inspiration airhead, mines just run dry, argh do you know how annoying it is when you are trying to write a song and a teacher sits there watching you, staring even, I was like 'OK what have I done' this was in my free as well.

[Lizziebaby]

I'm a little teapot short and stout, heres my handle, heres my spout.

[Heli]

Heres my handle, heres my spout!

[KebLou]

I'm stopping that song right now. Sorry I don't like it and I will hear it all weekend.

[Lizziebaby]

Whats happening at the weekend then Keb? Do you have an alternative cos I'm in a nursery rhyme mood and would hate to offend!! :lol:

[KebLou]

My little brother and Cousin are round so I will be Entertaining them, I can't remember any Nursery Rhymes, so just start one.

[black dog]

Baa Baa Black Sheep Have You Any Wool

[airhead]

ok what about...

free in mind?

souls like an eagle?

Strength of an ox (mind like a deer?)

sorry, am pretty empty in the brain at the mo

[airhead]

Oh my God, what's happened in here since last time I visited. We seem to have been taken over by a witch

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!!!

I HAVE YOU ALL UNDER MY SPELL, AND PLEASE DO NOT THROW WATER AT ME, FOR THE LAST TIME WITCHES ARE NOT MELTED BY WATER!!! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS WIGGLE MY NOSE AND THIS WHOLE FORUM WILL BELONG TO ME!!!!

[R.]

9438 to go ... :p

[airhead]

OI, R, YOU ARE HOGGING THE MOMENT OF GLORY FOR ME!!! I HOPE YOU REALISE YOU ARE UNDER ATTACK, AND WILL SEND MY FLYING MONKEYS AFTER YOU IF YOU DON'T HAND THIS FORUM OVER TO ME!!!!

[R.]

/me is looking for the ban button ... :))

[airhead]

/me is looking for the ban button ... :))

sorry r... I shall step down from the stage and allow you to take contol again... but please remember.. I am looking for the flying monkeys button now!!!

[Lizziebaby]

*shouts loud enough to drown out eddies cackling and shreiking* YES SIR, YES SIR THREE BAGS FULL!!!! Weeeeeeee this is fun Hahahahaha!!! :lol:

[KebLou]

R. the ban button is easy to find, even i found that on my site and I don't know very much about computers.

[airhead]

*shuts lizzie up by wiggling her nose and magically a sock goes in lizzies mouth and eddie carries on shrieking and cackaling*

[Lizziebaby]

*Liz realises sock smells v badly of cheese, upon closer inspection finds eddies spell is slightly wrong and sock is MADE of cheese so eats it*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *sticks tongue ot at Eddie* Hee Hee!! :D

[airhead]

*summons up flying monkeys*

go, my prettys! fly, fly, FLY!!!!!!!

[Lizziebaby]

Auntie Em! Auntie Em!

[airhead]

*kidnaps toto*

[black dog]

*Enters the madhouse*

Oh my god there's another flying monkey

[KebLou]

I know this really is a mad house, but I will keep on posting, I really want to know what happens when it reachs its target, what is the target again?

[airhead]

come here my prettys did you kidnap the scarecrow and rust the tinman?

I'll keep the scarecrow with toto!!

*cackle a bit more*

[Lizziebaby]

Now thats just plain greedy!

*Toto nips witchy eddie on the arm*

Hmmm...now when did Toto have his last Rabies shot....

[airhead]

:shock:

I'm melting!!!

melting....melting melting......

[Lizziebaby]

Theres no place like home.....theres no place like home...

*clicks heels together and wakes up*

Hurrah! was a dream after all!! Now where was I? oh yeah...

One for the master and one for the dame, and one for the little boy who lives down the lane!

La La La La La...

[KebLou]

Whats been happening here, I go to look at another Forum and this place goes mad.

[Lizziebaby]

Random is as random does

[Heli]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Modern Girl]

Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates :mrgreen:

[Weezy]

....ya never know what yer gonna get.......

Well, I'd like a caramel one if you're offering...! :P

[Heli]

No i've all ready been promised the caremel ones...and the fudge ones....and the truffles....oh ok well i've get them all apart from the strawberry and orange ones!!! :twisted: :P :D

[Weezy]

OI.....grrrrrrrrrrr........... :evil:

Fine I'll have the strawberry ones......... :roll:

*but steals a few caramel ones while Heli's not looking!*

[Heli]

FEE FIE FOE FUM, WHO ATE MY CARAMEL ONES!!! :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :P

[Weezy]

Not me.......... 8O

[Tim]

So how many posts now then? Are we getting near?

[KebLou]

Too many posts left, but now the randomness is taking over.

[black dog]

We are definately suffering from randomitesness

[KebLou]

I know, maybe we should try not to be so Random, ok. My name is keb, and I don't want to be so random. :twisted: Ok I enjoy it, but its got a bit too random.

[Lizziebaby]

Hi my name is Liz, i used to be random, but now I'm not.

For the time being anyway!

So whats the topic we must stick rigidly to then?

[Heli]

Thats like SOOOOOOOO random to randomly start telling everyone abuout yourself!! Gawd!!!!!! :roll: :D :D :D :D :D :D

[airhead]

Hello, my name is eddie and I am a tomboy. can I do something random?



HELLO AND WELCOM TO THE JERRY SPRINGER SPANIEL SHOW! THE CHAT SHOW FOR DOGS!

TOPICS INCLUDING:

ROVER ATE MY CHEW TOY!

MY HUSBAND IS SO LAZY HE WON'T FETCH MY SLIPPERS,

AND:

I HAD MY LITTER IN A GARBAGE CAN, SO WHY DID MY SISTER HAVE HERS IN THE TOP VETINARIES IN THE WORLD?

[KebLou]

OK, I think we should talk about, music, anything on music, and Heli I know I'm random and I can't help it. I need help :!:

[airhead]

Lets join R.A, Randoms anonymous.

[KebLou]

That sounds like a good idea. OK, I will start:

Hi I'm Keb and I'm Random, but I would like some help.

[airhead]

Hello Keb


Hello, I am airhead and I am random. i get bored on the forum at nights and start off storylines that twists the whole post around. I also have an issue where i hate my name emma and so have told everyone never to call me emma again and call me eddie instead. I would like some help.

[KebLou]

Thats ok eddie, I have got fed up of my name, and I've told everyone to either call me Top or Keb. But my teacher heard Tom so she thinks I'm mad, another teacher which can never remember my name and calls me everyother name but mine, calls me Neb instead. I choose the simplest names and they can't even say them, argh :nuts: :wtf:

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Greetings to you all


Yours faithfully
Gabriel

[Gez]

Does that include me ....your Angelness :?