One line lyrics thread

mszee · 08 Mar 2007, 20:08

So here I am...sitting and listening to the radio playing some douche radio station at work...

And all of a sudden I finally hear the lyrics of the song playing...

"I'll be there for you if you'll be there for me"...

Excellent...

So...let's create our own lyrics...

One line only and it has to rhyme with the line above and hopefully stay in the same meter...

The cheesier the better...in fact, cheese is pre-requisite...

I'll start with two lines just to give it a kick start...

I am glad I've met you...
Now I won't forget you...

*AndyK* · 08 Mar 2007, 20:17

If it has to rhyme with the line above, then we're going to end up with a song where every lines rhymes with "you", whcih is kind of limiting isn't it?

Anyway to keep it cheesy ...

or the way you ate that Yorkshire blue

mszee · 08 Mar 2007, 20:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

If it has to rhyme with the line above, then we're going to end up with a song where every lines rhymes with "you", whcih is kind of limiting isn't it?

Anyway to keep it cheesy ...

or the way you ate that Yorkshire blue

I guess I haven't thought that through...any suggestions? No problem with modifying rules...it's all in good fun...

And your love came through so clear and true

*AndyK* · 08 Mar 2007, 20:20

How about every pair of lines has to rhyme?

As I took my three days off in lieu

mszee · 08 Mar 2007, 20:21

It'll work...as long as lines resemble those of the lyrics is fine by me...

Of the illness eating at my heart...

**RadioMaster** · 08 Mar 2007, 20:25

that gives me the idea for an interesting thread...I´ll create it now....

djfierce · 08 Mar 2007, 20:56

Quote:

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...

the story's so long where do i start

mszee · 08 Mar 2007, 20:58

She was everything to me...

djfierce · 08 Mar 2007, 21:00

Quote:

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...

i was blinded by love, i could not see

mszee · 08 Mar 2007, 21:02

Then you came along and I still bless that day

djfierce · 08 Mar 2007, 21:04

Quote:

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day

The memory of her i just waved away

mszee · 08 Mar 2007, 21:17

Quote:

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away

She was tall and fat...

djfierce · 08 Mar 2007, 21:23

Quote:

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...

Smelt like a cow pat

mszee · 08 Mar 2007, 21:29

Quote:

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat

She was oh so fine!!!

djfierce · 08 Mar 2007, 21:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!

but you are perfect, and you are mine

mszee · 08 Mar 2007, 21:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee
And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine

Never thought that I...

djfierce · 08 Mar 2007, 21:48

Quote:

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...

could hurt so much seeing you cry

mszee · 08 Mar 2007, 21:50

Quote:

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry

But if you don't cry...

djfierce · 08 Mar 2007, 22:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...

then i wont lie

mszee · 08 Mar 2007, 22:29

Quote:

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie

Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?

Lord Kagan · 08 Mar 2007, 23:06

Why, Oh why

mszee · 08 Mar 2007, 23:13

Quote:

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why

have you eaten stolen pie???

djfierce · 08 Mar 2007, 23:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???

i'm leaving you, find another guy

mszee · 08 Mar 2007, 23:30

Quote:

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy

Dumb enough to be your...

djfierce · 08 Mar 2007, 23:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

And your love came through so clear and true
As I took my three days off in lieu
Of the illness eating at my heart...
The story's so long where do i start
She was everything to me...
i was blinded by love, i could not see
Then you came along and I still bless that day
The memory of her i just waved away
She was tall and fat...
Smelt like a cow pat
She was oh so fine!!!
but you are perfect, and you are mine
Never thought that I...
could hurt so much seeing you cry
But if you don't cry...
then i wont lie
Tell me why oh why have you eaten that pie?
Why, Oh why
have you eaten stolen pie???
i'm leaving you, find another guy
Dumb enough to be your...

pie making lifeless piece of manure

08 Mar 2007, 20:08	#1
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	One line lyrics thread So here I am...sitting and listening to the radio playing some douche radio station at work... And all of a sudden I finally hear the lyrics of the song playing... "I'll be there for you if you'll be there for me"... Excellent... So...let's create our own lyrics... One line only and it has to rhyme with the line above and hopefully stay in the same meter... The cheesier the better...in fact, cheese is pre-requisite... I'll start with two lines just to give it a kick start... I am glad I've met you... Now I won't forget you...

08 Mar 2007, 20:17	#2
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	If it has to rhyme with the line above, then we're going to end up with a song where every lines rhymes with "you", whcih is kind of limiting isn't it? Anyway to keep it cheesy ... or the way you ate that Yorkshire blue

08 Mar 2007, 20:20	#4
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	How about every pair of lines has to rhyme? As I took my three days off in lieu

08 Mar 2007, 20:21	#5
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	It'll work...as long as lines resemble those of the lyrics is fine by me... Of the illness eating at my heart...

08 Mar 2007, 20:25	#6
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	that gives me the idea for an interesting thread...I´ll create it now....

08 Mar 2007, 20:58	#8
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	She was everything to me...

08 Mar 2007, 21:02	#10
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Then you came along and I still bless that day

08 Mar 2007, 23:06	#21
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	Why, Oh why