Favourite quote from Monty Python

Mick Loaf · 02 Feb 2007, 00:51

Was just thinking and this quote popped into my head for no reason but it made me laugh
'He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!'

Anyone else have a favourite Python quote?

mszee · 02 Feb 2007, 04:38

This parrot has expired...this parrot is no more...

Ageing Bat · 02 Feb 2007, 09:04

That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

**The Flying Mouse** · 02 Feb 2007, 13:05

You've already put the best Python quote ever Mick

Benny · 02 Feb 2007, 13:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mick Loaf

Was just thinking and this quote popped into my head for no reason but it made me laugh
'He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!'

Anyone else have a favourite Python quote?

haha, I like this part too.

"OK, I am the messiah! Now F**K OFF!!! haha

Chris · 02 Feb 2007, 14:23

How shall we f*** off Oh Lord?

(and the sad thing is I can pretty much quote the film word for word.)

mszee · 02 Feb 2007, 14:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

How shall we f*** off Oh Lord?

(and the sad thing is I can pretty much quote the film word for word.)

Life of Brian...LOVE that movie...

Blackkat13 · 02 Feb 2007, 20:39

Spam! I Hate Spam!!!!! - Monthy Python

Bring Out Your Dead. Hey I'm not Dead! - Holy Grail

Feleena · 02 Feb 2007, 20:48

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries - Holy Grail

Go away or I shall taunt you further times! - Holy Grail

Blackkat13 · 02 Feb 2007, 21:28

Thanks Mick Loaf Now I want to buy the old movie now and watch it. Seen it once at the store think it was a anniverisity version, but don't know if it is worth the buy with lego version of the film? Anyone got that one on?

Still love the Black Knight and the Killer Rabbits in Holy Grail.
Black Knight - Come back here and fight. (After lossing 2 arms and 2 legs)

There's Camelot (scene dancing knights) Umm Let's not go to Camelot

geordieloaf · 03 Feb 2007, 13:39

The brave sir robin ballad part always makes me laugh.
''He's sneaking away and bug#ering off and chickening out and pissing off home''.

*AndyK* · 03 Feb 2007, 14:28

"What's that penguin doing on top of the TV?"
"He's sitting"

and

"Burma? Penguins don't come from Burma!"

both form the fantastic Penguin on top of the TV sketch.

Mick Loaf · 03 Feb 2007, 18:45

Some of the best comedy ever!

I also like in Holy Grail when the French are speaking to each other:

Feche la vache.

Feche la vache?

Fetch the cow.

Ah, feche la vache.

Chris · 03 Feb 2007, 22:30

Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.

BEST. SKETCH. EVER.

Hypnobabe · 03 Feb 2007, 22:31

How about...

Crowd of Brian's worshippers: "We are all unique!!"

Lone voice: "I'm not..."

from the one and only Life of Brian

mszee · 03 Feb 2007, 22:44

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!!

djfierce · 03 Feb 2007, 23:42

pretty much ever line in life of brian, too many to choose

Lord Kagan · 04 Feb 2007, 18:59

I agree with AndyKs Quote, THE best

Benny · 04 Feb 2007, 20:48

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNeq2Utm0nU

Blackkat13 · 04 Feb 2007, 20:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!!

Isn't that the Lumber Jack Song???? I'm having a off day

mszee · 04 Feb 2007, 20:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackkat13

Isn't that the Lumber Jack Song???? I'm having a off day

Yes...and it's STILL Monty Python last time I've checked???

Blackkat13 · 04 Feb 2007, 21:25

I know it is.....I was surfing Youtube....they got Spam, Lumber Jack, Sqainish Inqusion, Dead Parrot, lots of Python on there

samurai7 · 05 Feb 2007, 02:03

No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

**The Flying Mouse** · 05 Feb 2007, 21:18

I'm Brian and so's my wife

Chris · 05 Feb 2007, 22:08

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. I mean, if i went round saying i was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away.

02 Feb 2007, 00:51	#1
Mick Loaf Thread Killer Join Date: 10.11.2005 Location: Livingston Posts: 1,140	Favourite quote from Monty Python Was just thinking and this quote popped into my head for no reason but it made me laugh 'He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!' Anyone else have a favourite Python quote?

02 Feb 2007, 04:38	#2
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	This parrot has expired...this parrot is no more...

02 Feb 2007, 09:04	#3
Ageing Bat Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. Join Date: 20.11.2003 Location: Here! Posts: 1,311	That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

02 Feb 2007, 13:05	#4
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	You've already put the best Python quote ever Mick

02 Feb 2007, 14:23	#6
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	How shall we f*** off Oh Lord? (and the sad thing is I can pretty much quote the film word for word.)

02 Feb 2007, 20:39	#8
Blackkat13 Mega Loafer Join Date: 30.07.2006 Location: Hell, Michigan Posts: 1,989	Spam! I Hate Spam!!!!! - Monthy Python Bring Out Your Dead. Hey I'm not Dead! - Holy Grail

02 Feb 2007, 20:48	#9
Feleena Super Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Bedford UK Posts: 562	Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries - Holy Grail Go away or I shall taunt you further times! - Holy Grail

02 Feb 2007, 21:28	#10
Blackkat13 Mega Loafer Join Date: 30.07.2006 Location: Hell, Michigan Posts: 1,989	Thanks Mick Loaf Now I want to buy the old movie now and watch it. Seen it once at the store think it was a anniverisity version, but don't know if it is worth the buy with lego version of the film? Anyone got that one on? Still love the Black Knight and the Killer Rabbits in Holy Grail. Black Knight - Come back here and fight. (After lossing 2 arms and 2 legs) There's Camelot (scene dancing knights) Umm Let's not go to Camelot

03 Feb 2007, 13:39	#11
geordieloaf Can't You See My Faded Geordie Jeans Bursting Apart Join Date: 25.10.2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 1,360	The brave sir robin ballad part always makes me laugh. ''He's sneaking away and bug#ering off and chickening out and pissing off home''.

03 Feb 2007, 14:28	#12
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	"What's that penguin doing on top of the TV?" "He's sitting" and "Burma? Penguins don't come from Burma!" both form the fantastic Penguin on top of the TV sketch.

03 Feb 2007, 18:45	#13
Mick Loaf Thread Killer Join Date: 10.11.2005 Location: Livingston Posts: 1,140	Some of the best comedy ever! I also like in Holy Grail when the French are speaking to each other: Feche la vache. Feche la vache? Fetch the cow. Ah, feche la vache.

03 Feb 2007, 22:30	#14
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah. BEST. SKETCH. EVER.

03 Feb 2007, 22:31	#15
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	How about... Crowd of Brian's worshippers: "We are all unique!!" Lone voice: "I'm not..." from the one and only Life of Brian

03 Feb 2007, 22:44	#16
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	I cut down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!!

03 Feb 2007, 23:42	#17
djfierce Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.06.2005 Location: Posts: 3,596	pretty much ever line in life of brian, too many to choose

04 Feb 2007, 18:59	#18
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	I agree with AndyKs Quote, THE best

04 Feb 2007, 20:48	#19
Benny Massive Loafer Join Date: 07.09.2005 Location: Posts: 3,084	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNeq2Utm0nU

04 Feb 2007, 21:25	#22
Blackkat13 Mega Loafer Join Date: 30.07.2006 Location: Hell, Michigan Posts: 1,989	I know it is.....I was surfing Youtube....they got Spam, Lumber Jack, Sqainish Inqusion, Dead Parrot, lots of Python on there

05 Feb 2007, 02:03	#23
samurai7 Rock Star Join Date: 09.05.2005 Location: The future... Posts: 2,928	No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

05 Feb 2007, 21:18	#24
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	I'm Brian and so's my wife

05 Feb 2007, 22:08	#25
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. I mean, if i went round saying i was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away.