09 Jan 2007, 17:46
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Daily Express - Meat Loaf
Todays Daily Express Tuesday January 9th 2007
Squeamish souls would be advised to beware the funeral tea - when it happens - of larger than life singer Meat Loaf. He says "I'd have an open coffin placed on a a table like in an Irish wake. All around me would be food - lasagne, hams, and salads. Everyone would play a few hands of poker and get drunk for a couple of days. Then I'd be shoved in the fire and hope I'm not screaming". To the accompaniment of Bat out of Hell, no doubt.......... |
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09 Jan 2007, 17:56
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The Monster Is Luce
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...what on earth do you say to that...
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09 Jan 2007, 18:41
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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 It just so happens i'm planning a very similar sendoff for myself  Only difference is I want my coffin used as a bar for serving the beers on  Then it's off to the crem to get chucked out of the frying pan and into the fire to the sounds of Bat
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09 Jan 2007, 18:46
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Mega Loafer
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<<makes a note in diary......can't make Neils sendoff....anything already planned
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09 Jan 2007, 18:52
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The Monster Is Luce
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lol Neil you sound as though it's imminent!
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09 Jan 2007, 19:06
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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Hey, these things take a lot of thought I've even picked WHICH version of Bat I want played for a very good reason  They have to chuck me in the fire while it's playing though
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09 Jan 2007, 19:12
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Mega Loafer
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umm
i only have one requirement for mine....i actually have to dead...otherwise they can do what they want
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09 Jan 2007, 19:14
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The Monster Is Luce
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Was it someone from here that wanted to be cremated to bat from Storytellers so that Meat thanks everyone for coming at the end?!! Or have I made that up?!
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09 Jan 2007, 19:22
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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T'was me Listen to what Meat says at the end of the song. it's the PERFECT message to leave your loved ones. Especially the "see you later" 
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09 Jan 2007, 20:01
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The Monster Is Luce
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lol I knew I'd read that somewhere, should have known it was you!!
You see Mousie, you're messing with my mind without even trying
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09 Jan 2007, 20:31
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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Unforgetable, that's what I am........... No matter how hard you try to forget 
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09 Jan 2007, 20:34
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*walks slowly back to the door*
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10 Jan 2007, 03:29
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Mega Loafer
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I do think it's a great way to go...I really do...
Think I will go the same way... *Starts writing her will*... |
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10 Jan 2007, 16:26
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Hello Harry!!!!
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I read the Express every day and i missed that!! It was in the morning tho!! Every time they mention him they say Meatloaf and every time i phone them and tell them and every time they dont take any notice!! Oh well
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