you might be a redneck if...

Caelan · 22 Aug 2006, 18:20

You Might be a redneck if

A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing...

Everyone at Spring break enjoyed riding on your limo...

You carry your front porch with you

You need fashion tips from your husband...

You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture...

Your wedding picture looked like this

And your wedding cake looked like this...

Your mailbox looks like this...

Your doghouse looks like this...

Your pickup looks like this...

You have a deer's butt for a door bell...

You don't need a lake to do a little skiing...

Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying...

mszee · 22 Aug 2006, 18:26

Hahahahahaahaha...................

Ben · 22 Aug 2006, 21:32

nice one

MeatGrl1 · 22 Aug 2006, 22:22

!!!!!!!

That was great!

**The Flying Mouse** · 22 Aug 2006, 22:24

One day, you'll get a redneck in the White House.

mszee · 22 Aug 2006, 22:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

One day, you'll get a redneck in the White House.

Ahem...where were you for the last 1-1/2 American presidency term???

One day??? The future is NOW...

**RadioMaster** · 22 Aug 2006, 22:39

Yeah, Walmart...

mszee · 22 Aug 2006, 22:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radiomaster

Yeah, Walmart...

You know...I just thought of it...but I don't think I've EVER been to Wallmart...must be not a redneck, eh?

MeatGrl1 · 22 Aug 2006, 22:56

We do not have Wal*Mart's here!!!!!!!!!

**RadioMaster** · 22 Aug 2006, 23:10

You know...that reminds me of something:
Some years ago, there was this tv show, where Paris Hilton and Lionel Richie´s daughter lived on a farm.

Although I´ve just seen two or three episodes, one scene stayed in my mind:
They´re all stiing together for breakfast the first time, when the farmers son (about 6 or 7) says to Paris Hilton:
"Boah! People like you, I think you must spend the whole time at places like...Walmart!

mszee · 23 Aug 2006, 00:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radiomaster

You know...that reminds me of something:
Some years ago, there was this tv show, where Paris Hilton and Lionel Richie´s daughter lived on a farm.

Although I´ve just seen two or three episodes, one scene stayed in my mind:
They´re all stiing together for breakfast the first time, when the farmers son (about 6 or 7) says to Paris Hilton:
"Boah! People like you, I think you must spend the whole time at places like...Walmart!

It was called Simple Life and a lot of things were made up there...so Paris Hilton tells these people who she lives with...what do they sell in Wallmart...walls???

Yeah, right...

mszee · 23 Aug 2006, 00:10

Redneck Love Poem:

Susie Lee done fell in love;

She planned to marry Joe.

She was so happy 'bout it all

She told her pappy so.

Pappy told her Susie gal,

You'll have to find another.

I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know,

but Joe is yo' half brother.

So Susie put aside her Joe,

and planned to Marry Will.

But after telling pappy this,

He said, "There's Trouble still".

You can't marry Will, my gal.

and please don't tell ya mother.

But Will and Joe, and several Mo'

I know is yo' half brother.

But Mama knew and said, My child.

Just do what makes yo' happy.

Marry Will or Marry Joe.

YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY..

*AndyK* · 23 Aug 2006, 10:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeatGrl1

We do not have Wal*Mart's here!!!!!!!!!

Actually we do ... it's called Asda

**RadioMaster** · 23 Aug 2006, 10:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

Redneck Love Poem:

Susie Lee done fell in love;

She planned to marry Joe.

She was so happy 'bout it all

She told her pappy so.

Pappy told her Susie gal,

You'll have to find another.

I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know,

but Joe is yo' half brother.

So Susie put aside her Joe,

and planned to Marry Will.

But after telling pappy this,

He said, "There's Trouble still".

You can't marry Will, my gal.

and please don't tell ya mother.

But Will and Joe, and several Mo'

I know is yo' half brother.

But Mama knew and said, My child.

Just do what makes yo' happy.

Marry Will or Marry Joe.

YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY..

Believe me or not, I know that story, it´s a song called "Shame and Scandal" released in the 60s (forgot by who) and it was covered last year by Madness (from "our house").
The lyrics are an old poem from Trinidad. I´ll try to recall the them:

Down in Trinidad there was a family
with much confusion as you will see
a mama and a papa and a boy who was grown
he wanted to marry and have a wife of is own
he went to his papa to ask his advice
his father said: "Son, I have to say no,
the girl is your sister but your mama dont know"
Oh, misery, shame and scandal in the family
Oh, misery, shame and scandal in the family
Then the weeks went by and the summer came down
soon the best girl on the island he found
he went to his papa to make a date
his papa shook his head and to this he did say:
"You cant marry that girl, I have to say no,
´cause the girl is your sister but your mama dont know"
Oh, misery, shame and scandal in the family
Oh, misery, shame and scandal in the family
He went to his mama and covered his head,
he told his mom what his father had said
his mama she laughed she said "Go, man, go
Your daddy aint your daddy but your daddy dont know"
Oh, misery, shame and scandal in the family.

22 Aug 2006, 18:20	#1
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RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	You know...that reminds me of something: Some years ago, there was this tv show, where Paris Hilton and Lionel Richie´s daughter lived on a farm. Although I´ve just seen two or three episodes, one scene stayed in my mind: They´re all stiing together for breakfast the first time, when the farmers son (about 6 or 7) says to Paris Hilton: "Boah! People like you, I think you must spend the whole time at places like...Walmart!

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mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Redneck Love Poem: Susie Lee done fell in love; She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy 'bout it all She told her pappy so. Pappy told her Susie gal, You'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know, but Joe is yo' half brother. So Susie put aside her Joe, and planned to Marry Will. But after telling pappy this, He said, "There's Trouble still". You can't marry Will, my gal. and please don't tell ya mother. But Will and Joe, and several Mo' I know is yo' half brother. But Mama knew and said, My child. Just do what makes yo' happy. Marry Will or Marry Joe. YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY..