Beer mats.

**The Flying Mouse** · 28 Feb 2005, 02:45

Fred, do you like your new beer mats?

Fred · 28 Feb 2005, 02:45

What kind of food do you like?

**The Flying Mouse** · 28 Feb 2005, 02:46

I asked you a question.

Fred · 28 Feb 2005, 02:46

Sounds delicious.

**The Flying Mouse** · 28 Feb 2005, 02:47

Look, do you like your new beer mats?

Fred · 28 Feb 2005, 02:47

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

**The Flying Mouse** · 28 Feb 2005, 02:48

What are you concerned about?

Fred · 28 Feb 2005, 02:48

Are all twisted What?

**The Flying Mouse** · 28 Feb 2005, 02:49

Eh?

Fred · 28 Feb 2005, 02:49

Are you Canadian? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

**The Flying Mouse** · 28 Feb 2005, 02:51

Don't even start about Canada

I'm from Liverpool, England.
Yes, holding hands is a gesture of affection.

Fred · 28 Feb 2005, 02:52

Which part of England is that? What does HAND HOLDING symbolize for you? I observed two humanoids holding hands.

**The Flying Mouse** · 28 Feb 2005, 02:56

Look, do you like the mother f***ing beer mats or not?

Fred · 28 Feb 2005, 02:56

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

**The Flying Mouse** · 28 Feb 2005, 02:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Fred, do you like your new beer mats?

Was this not simple enough?

Fred · 28 Feb 2005, 02:57

When was this exactly?

**The Flying Mouse** · 28 Feb 2005, 02:58

Posted 28 Feb 2005 00:45

Fred · 28 Feb 2005, 02:58

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

**The Flying Mouse** · 28 Feb 2005, 02:59

No.

Fred · 28 Feb 2005, 02:59

How old are you?

**The Flying Mouse** · 28 Feb 2005, 02:59

28.

Fred · 28 Feb 2005, 02:59

Neil. your age is safe with me. \n\rOh, you were born in the 20th century!

**The Flying Mouse** · 28 Feb 2005, 03:00

As I am older than five, and younger than one hundred and five, I was born in the 20th century.

DIZZY DRUMMER · 28 Feb 2005, 23:50

FM - what do these new mats look like

Fred · 28 Feb 2005, 23:51

I like the way you talk.

28 Feb 2005, 02:45	#1
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Beer mats. Fred, do you like your new beer mats?

28 Feb 2005, 02:45	#2
Fred Village Idiot Join Date: 03.02.2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 11,564	What kind of food do you like?

28 Feb 2005, 02:46	#3
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	I asked you a question.

28 Feb 2005, 02:47	#5
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Look, do you like your new beer mats?

28 Feb 2005, 02:48	#7
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	What are you concerned about?

28 Feb 2005, 02:49	#9
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Eh?

28 Feb 2005, 02:51	#11
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Don't even start about Canada I'm from Liverpool, England. Yes, holding hands is a gesture of affection.

28 Feb 2005, 02:52	#12
Fred Village Idiot Join Date: 03.02.2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 11,564	Which part of England is that? What does HAND HOLDING symbolize for you? I observed two humanoids holding hands.

28 Feb 2005, 02:56	#13
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Look, do you like the mother f***ing beer mats or not?

28 Feb 2005, 02:57	#16
Fred Village Idiot Join Date: 03.02.2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 11,564	When was this exactly?

28 Feb 2005, 02:58	#17
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Posted 28 Feb 2005 00:45

28 Feb 2005, 02:59	#19
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	No.

28 Feb 2005, 03:00	#23
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	As I am older than five, and younger than one hundred and five, I was born in the 20th century.

28 Feb 2005, 23:50	#24
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	FM - what do these new mats look like

28 Feb 2005, 23:51	#25
Fred Village Idiot Join Date: 03.02.2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 11,564	I like the way you talk.