24 Dec 2004, 02:09
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Lurker
 Join Date: 12.07.2004
Location:
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Posts: 1,067
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The true meaning of "merry christmas"...
Morning...wake up far too early.
Enjoy watching others open their presents Rejoice as you finally get the thing youve been hankering after all year Ring all your friends and wish them merry christmas Yell "ITS CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAS!!!" in the style of Noddy Holder...cos its cool. Charm the socks off of elderly relatives by pretending their gift is the best. Have way too much chocolate and feel bloated and sick Restore calm by taking the toddlers away from the chocolate  Is there enough alcohol flowing. Start to demolish the biggest tin of chocolate you can find Time to start dinner Mary poppins, queens speech, pick up the drunk relatives... Always make sure the family is marinated  and the food well doneSit back and feel thoroughly stuffed 
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24 Dec 2004, 07:14
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
Location:
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Posts: 6,389
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 I like that 
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24 Dec 2004, 16:43
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the enchanted spleen
Join Date: 12.02.2004
Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse.
Posts: 1,909
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true, jen, too true.
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24 Dec 2004, 22:55
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Knicker thief
Join Date: 17.04.2003
Location:
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Posts: 5,633
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 On the nosey
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26 Dec 2004, 19:19
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Astrophysicist At Large
Join Date: 19.04.2003
Location: Beneath his dreaming tree
Posts: 4,284
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LOL
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27 Dec 2004, 11:18
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 13.10.2003
Location:
 Grinning, Ducking & Running
Posts: 3,668
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Thatīs all true..
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27 Dec 2004, 16:36
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Sweet But Sadistic
Join Date: 18.06.2003
Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year!
Posts: 4,098
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Lol...bit too true
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