MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS FOR YOUR PARENTS OR YOURSELF

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Right - there must be people out there with embarrassing tails from when they were a child. You know the ones - the one's your parents would gladly disown you for

Mine was:

When I was around 18 mnths - 2 yrs old - I used to wear those old fashioned sanitary towels (you know the ones with loops on each end ) as earrings -




run up & down the pavement - shouting Daddy!!! at all Airmen in uniform on the RAF base (my Dad was an fireman in the RAF)

My mum was soooo embarrassed




OR


Do you have any other embarrassing moments - anywhere

I have lots from work - but will save those for another day

[Heli]

Once when I was little, I was at my aunty's engagement party, and my mum was talking to all her friends and I pulled her skirt down in front of everyone...... lol i'd disown myself for that!

[Biter]

Well... When in Spain earlier this year, I was so bored, I started drinking Jack Daniels and absinthe screamers (dont try it, your life is more important ) and I fell in the pool "singing" the first bit of Bat out of hell badly

I disowned myself....

airhead has a good story too....dont ya eddie? *teehehehehehe*

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

I have another one from when I was working in the Operating Theatres.

I was wiring up a patient (male & elderly) to the ECG monitor - before his heart operation. I leaned over him & something started to move - upwards.

He apologised perfusely and said

"That hasn't happened to me in a very long time"

I got lots of ribbing from the men after that - I was known as the woman who induces miracles & gets men's hearts racing

[airhead]

Yes, I have biter, my good friend.

where do I start? The time I nearly killed my dad? (It was his own silly fault) Or when I nearly got my mum arrested? hmmmm....

Okay. It was earlier this year. I decided to drink smirnoffs madly. Downing them. i must have had about twelve....

I ended up singing the hippie hippie shake badly, falling down (i was wearing a mini skirt as well ) and throwing my bra across the pub. I had to be carried out....

That same holiday I ws nearly arrested.

Or the time when i nicked a chair.

Or the time when i was four dad was looking around a boat show and we went on one. I needed a wee, and I found the toilet in the boat. yes, i went a wee on a boat in the showrooms.

[Debbi V]

Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

I have another one from when I was working in the Operating Theatres.

I was wiring up a patient (male & elderly) to the ECG monitor - before his heart operation. I leaned over him & something started to move - upwards.

He apologised perfusely and said

"That hasn't happened to me in a very long time"

I got lots of ribbing from the men after that - I was known as the woman who induces miracles & gets men's hearts racing

Raising the dead, hun!!??

[Heli]

Ok this one was from when i was about 7!

I used to do ballet many many years ago and I used to wear those bright blue leatards and leggins made of that shiny strechy stuff. And one hot day after dancing i went to the corner shop to get a lolly pop....and well...i couldn't decide which one to have.....and then i got that "need a pee desperatly" feeling....and that distracted me from picking my ice lolly......and because i was sooo small and innocent i didn't want to leave the shop without buying anything because I thought it would be mean and plus i remember so clearly thinking to myself "They may think i'm stealing it" !! So here I am, busting for the loo, can't choose an ice lolly not wanting to go home to the toilet incase i looke like a theif....and well after 5 minutes i felt this sorta felt this warm sensation down my leg...just at that point my mum walks in the shop to take me home !!

[tukayaway]

I was about 4, walking through China Town in London with my parents and I decided to run off. Straight into into a strip club!

I don't remember much about it, but I wish I did

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Right another one from me ( explains why I am a nutter)

It was my hen night - out for a few drinks with family & friends (all in fancy dress)

I was a Hobby Bobby at the time - so had access to the police social club. We went in & had a great time - laughing - singing - dancing


Then my MUM - YES MY MUM - started to blow up condoms

I was 23 and horrified We left - with about 12 - various - coloured - ribbed etc - all over the club


I saw my MUM in a different light

[Gez]

Now we all see who you take after FA

[Gez]

..a wee quickie........Very drunk one night , out with friends. Saw Mrs Doubtfire cardboard cutout in Video shop, ran In and 'aquired' it.

Went on pub crawl with Mrs Doubtfire, so I was told, and a few pics were unearthed the next week.......although I heard she enjoyed herself

Let your imagination decide

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Gerry - YOU SEE.......................................










Madness runs in the family

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Right another embarrassing moment from theatres

I was assisting a surgeon on a circumcision - I knew that much.

What I did not realise was that it was going to be under a local anaesthetic & I would have to be involved at both ends

Whilst the surgeon was doing his bit - I had to talk to the patient & keep his mind off what was going on - not a problem

BUT

While I was chatting to him - I also had to assist the surgeon by holding the said item.

SO

I was talking to the guy (not bad looking) and also holding his private bits too.

He was not embarrassed - BUT I WAS

[Gez]

Kinky FA

One of my pals, whose a Plasterer, was in a clients house up the ladder plastering her ceiling.

Her hubby kept coming into the room going Hmmm, mmmm **Cough**. Finally he said' You flies undune and your Birdy is peeking out'

[airhead]

This was the other day. i was being naughty in IT class, by arsing about on the internet. I was on one of my favorite sites (clean) and I saw an update on a fan art page. So being naive little me, I clicked on it. it was a moving thing like powerpoint, so I watched it, thinking, this is lame. Then the whole class turned around to my computer, just in time to see PORN flash on my screen. Panicking, I tried to turn it off, but I was just making the figures move, making the situtuation 10 times worse...


When i was eleven I had a very womanly figure, boobies etc and I was the only one who had had a growth spurt in my class. The school and me went on a trip to Wales, and I was on my own one day in the dorm. The rest of the class were outside playing bulldaog in the feild, and I noticed my towel (I had just got out from the showers) was slipping. So i did what women do. I took the towel off and wrapped it around my body tighter. I realised the window was wide open but I ignored it. I mean what were the chances of everyone looking in the window in that split second I'd become a flasher?

How wrong was I.
The whole class had looked into the dorm and nakey me, and took a poloroid of my boob. (sorry about the pun)

[Gez]

In the pub after Rangers v Celtic game. Some Rangers players came to same pub later. Got very .

Legs just fell from me....my body followed.

Was picked up by the Rangers Goalie and asked to leave ......seemingly my pals did nothing but have a good laugh

[airhead]

This is more funny than embarrasing.

The other day i found myself headbanging to iron maiden and my veins were pumping double vodka red bulls... sugar high and pissed and jon bon jovi dont mix. anyway, I staggered to the toilet, and found a little ledge next to sinks. i sat on it, and sang my heart out badly to the song paying outside. In the middle of this vodka fuelled lapse of sanity, a man ran in and threw up in a toilet. I sat and watched him for some reason, half in and half out of the world myself. When He reappeared, he looked a bit lost, looked around him, and saw me standing there.

"Are you lost?" Was all I could say.

When i got home, Biter will tell you, and heli, I rang Biter up on her home hone becase her mobile was off, waking everybody in the process. I sang down the phone, and after i texted heli and biter really soppy texts... SORRY! needless to say, Jenna and her family was not happy.

[Heli]

At two in the morning that bloomin text came! !!

[Tim]

Ah, got one too, very horrible!! When i was a teacher in the west of Holland, i was teaching at a great school.

I had a first class, and they were a pain in the ass. Specially two boys. They wouldn't listen and act like they must act in class. At one time i had enough of it, so i picked up my brush, you know... that thing were you can wipe out the blackboard, and i throwed it through the classroom.....

But it did mis the boy i was aiming at, a smashed right into the face of a really sweet, quiet girl.

My god... Well... after all, everything worked out fine. Excuses myself to the girl, brought her to the teachersroom to drink some tea and fresh herself up.
Offcourse the class was shocked, but i also excused myself to them, and banned the two boys for the rest of the lesson out of the class.

Still.... a very bad moment to remember.

The Butcher

[needmoremeat]

In my first year at my current all girls secondary school, one day, to raise money for charity, the school had a "wear your own clothes day" if we all paid £1. Being the first day we'd all see each other in own clothes, we all made a special effort to find our most presentable clothes. I got mine sorted out and put on, had my money in my purse, went to school......... and found I had the wrong day!!

I was a week early!! I had to change into a uniform provided by a teacher, with too big jumpers, skirts etc!!!!!!! Sooo embarrassing!!!!!!!!

[Crystal Eyes]

I've done it the other way round. Forgot it was mufti say and turned up in school uniform when everyone was in home clothes.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

I used to go and watch Notts County play football every week (as a teenager) - either regular or reserve matches.

My mate & I used to meet up with another group. One of the lads started chasing me around the stand. I ran straight into one of the metal rails they used to have erected - knocked myself out cold

Ended up with two black eyes - but I did get some attention from the goalkeeper who wasn't bad

[Chris]

I turned up to work a few weeks back wearing odd shoes - one smart black work shoe and one white scruffy trainer!!!

Also a few weeks back, i was up, out of bed and raring t go. Washed dressed shaved, ate my breakfast out of the door round the block to work to find i was the first one. Go in, fill the tills turn on the heater/photocopier etc etc. Then realise it was 3am and I was 3 hours early!!!

[Biter]

Today I got covered in old lady snot and almost punched the bitch pharmacist.

I wouldnt have minded but its always when youre covered in old lady snot that your boyfriend comes in and laughs himself silly.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

I was at my brothers first wife's hen night (following me so far ) It was taking place at her parents home. Me being shy & the fact that my Mum was there - I was behaving myself

I was drinking sensibly & watching TV (party pooper I know) Anyway I was dragged away from the TV and into the kitchen with all of the others. Unbeknown to be the ~~~~~~s were spiking my drinks (not recommended to do to anyone - even in fun ) - with vodka (I hate spirits)

I did not realise until it was time to go back to my brothers house - when they opened up the front door and the fresh air hit me - that was it - I went wappy.

I fell over the conifers (resently planted) and couldn't get up for laughing - I was also doing the dying fly (those who remember TisWas) on the front lawn - It was in a well to do neighbourhood too



Serves them right for spiking my drinks


Needless to say I was ill for the next 24 hours