Gems Of Wisdom!!

shadow1000001 · 09 Dec 2003, 02:33

Here are a few things that I've learned over the years

1. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

2. There are two kinds of pedestians - the quick and the dead.

3. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

4. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

5. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach that person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

6. Some people are like slinkies....not really good for anything but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

9. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.

10. You read about all these terrorists who hung around on these expired visas for as long as 10-15 years, now compare that to Blockbuster, you are days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.

11. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

martha_mae · 09 Dec 2003, 02:51

Very funny thankyou, this one really struck home, its quicker for me to walk the mile to work than bicycle!

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2. There are two kinds of pedestians - the quick and the dead.

appreciated thanks martha

bambi · 09 Dec 2003, 18:58

lol soooooo funny!!

Rob The Badger · 09 Dec 2003, 20:13

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Originally Posted by shadow1000001

6. Some people are like slinkies....not really good for anything but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

That's great

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ROSIE · 09 Dec 2003, 20:35

I think I am a slinky

Rosie

black dog · 09 Dec 2003, 23:25

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Originally Posted by shadow1000001

1. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement

This is definately me!! We are always looking for things when I put them away somewhere safe. They are safe because they're rarely seen again.

heat · 09 Dec 2003, 23:32

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Originally Posted by black dog

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Originally Posted by shadow1000001

1. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement

This is definately me!! We are always looking for things when I put them away somewhere safe. They are safe because they're rarely seen again.

And did you ever notice that when you loose something it's always in the last place you look????

original sin · 09 Dec 2003, 23:36

nice one shadow

black dog · 09 Dec 2003, 23:48

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Originally Posted by heat

And did you ever notice that when you loose something it's always in the last place you look????

Yes I have, uncanny isn't it.

angel eyes · 10 Dec 2003, 01:38

How about

Never put things away "in a safe place" as you'll never find them again!

Love

Angelxxx

09 Dec 2003, 02:33	#1
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	Gems Of Wisdom!! Here are a few things that I've learned over the years 1. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. 2. There are two kinds of pedestians - the quick and the dead. 3. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. 4. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 5. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach that person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 6. Some people are like slinkies....not really good for anything but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. 7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. 9. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire but it takes a whole box to start a campfire. 10. You read about all these terrorists who hung around on these expired visas for as long as 10-15 years, now compare that to Blockbuster, you are days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration. 11. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

09 Dec 2003, 18:58	#3
bambi Super Loafer Join Date: 04.07.2003 Location: if sum1 knows plz tell me!! Posts: 312	lol soooooo funny!!

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ROSIE Invisible again! Join Date: 30.06.2003 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1,240	I think I am a slinky Rosie

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original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	nice one shadow

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angel eyes Senior Loafer Join Date: 18.11.2003 Location: North East Posts: 183	How about Never put things away "in a safe place" as you'll never find them again! Love Angelxxx