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Rampant Loafer...
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Follow these sage words of wisdom and you won't go far wrong...
1. Do not walk behind me, for i may not lead. Do not walk in front of me, for i may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just F**K off and leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre. 3. The darkest hour is just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbours milk, then now's the best time. 4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. 5. Don't be irreplacible. If you're not irriplacible, then you can't be promoted. 6. No one is listening until you fart. 7. Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 9. If you think that nobody cares if you are alive or dead, then try missing a couple of mortgage payments. 10. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in thier shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have thier shoes. 11. If at first you don't suceed, then skydiving is not for you. 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 13. If you lend someone £20, and you never see them again, it was probably a good investment. 14. Some days you are the bug. Some days you are the windshield. 15. Don't worry - it only seems kinky the first time. 16. Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. 17. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 18. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 19. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. 20. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 21. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 22. Experience is something you don't get untill just after you need it. |
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Rampant Loafer...
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My personal faves are number 15 and 20....
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Mega Loafer
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Heat, you got them right i agree.
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Mega Loafer
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You and Mrs. Mouse are absolutely right ![]() |
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Invisible again!
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So so true I didn't know you had met my inlaws!!!!
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Mega Loafer
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Cute Rosie ![]() |
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#8 |
Senior Loafer
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I have one to add - the difference between erotic and kinky.
Erotic is using a feather - kinky is using the whole chicken ![]() ![]() |
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Super Loafer
![]() Join Date: 07.07.2003
Location: Somewhere in time in my mind.........
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Heat, you are so right, i love it!
where do you get them from! :P |
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Sweet But Sadistic
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Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year!
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This has really made my day heat!
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Mega Loafer
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So true Kitty Kat, so true ![]() |
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Sinner
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took this into work - definately cheered everyone up - thanks
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Mega Loafer
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"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs .. then perhaps you don't know what's really going on ..."
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Invisible again!
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well I have n't got a clue what is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosie |
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The Butcher
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Very funny ones.
![]() Hope more Zen rules will come soon Heat. |
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Mega Loafer
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Always remember - He that laughs last, did not get the joke!
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