06 May 2003, 23:23
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Mega Loafer
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken. GEORGE W BUSH We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground. COLIN POWELL Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. TONY BLAIR I agree with George. HANS BLIX We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. DR SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road,but why it crossed I've not been told. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. OPRAH Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road. JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX It was an historic inevitability. RONALD REAGAN What chicken? SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON What is your definition of chicken? THE BIBLE And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing. COLONEL SANDERS Did I miss one? HOMER SIMPSON Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n 
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06 May 2003, 23:27
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The Bat
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06 May 2003, 23:27
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Arrrgh!
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Great Chris
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06 May 2003, 23:35
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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Rock on Chris
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06 May 2003, 23:37
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Guest
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Why? To get to the other side of course ;-p
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06 May 2003, 23:40
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Junior Loafer
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LOL!!
loved the grandpa and albert einstein ones 
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06 May 2003, 23:43
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www.meat-loaf.nl
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he he he... LOL.... in Holland there's a different anwer to the question as to why the chicken crossed the road: because it was stapled to a rabbit.
he he dumb joke, but I think it's funny for the Dutchies: Waarom stak de kip de weg over? Omdat ie vastgeniet zat aan een konijn.
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06 May 2003, 23:48
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Mega Loafer
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Why did the chicken cross the road, come back, cross again and come back again?
Because his braces were stuck to the lamp-post! |
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06 May 2003, 23:52
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www.meat-loaf.nl
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07 May 2003, 00:12
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Mega Loafer
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LOL
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07 May 2003, 18:03
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You dig.
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Here's more:
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?  R. |
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07 May 2003, 21:15
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The Butcher
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Hahaha
 Funny ones!!! |
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07 May 2003, 21:24
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The Butcher
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Link ain't working here... is it my computer or anyone else same problem?
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07 May 2003, 21:30
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You dig.
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It was wrong before. It does work now.
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07 May 2003, 21:34
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The Butcher
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Okay, tnx.
Hehe, very funny one!!!
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09 May 2003, 18:09
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Rampant Loafer...
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LMAO, Chris.
Nice one. That newsagesnt's job of yours must be so stimulating..... Heat xxx |
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