Love On The Line

daveake · 23 Sep 2008, 01:20

Train crushes railway sex couple

A couple in South Africa who were having sex on a railway track in Mpumalanga Province have been killed by a goods train, police say.

Spokesman Abie Khoabane said it took place on Friday evening and the victims were yet to be identified.

He told local newspapers that the couple ignored the driver's shouts as he moved the train into the disused station in Kinross town.

"They continued with their business," he told the Sowetan paper.

According to South Africa's Beeld newspaper, the area was deserted with no cars or houses nearby.

The man died at the scene and the woman died later at hospital, the Sowetan reports.

The police have appealed for those with missing relatives to come forward to help with their investigation.

I guess it wasn't a Virgin train that hit them ...

Dave

**RadioMaster** · 23 Sep 2008, 09:35

whats sex?

duke knooby · 24 Sep 2008, 01:12

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Originally Posted by RadioMaster

whats sex?

brilliant

daveake · 24 Sep 2008, 10:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadioMaster

whats sex?

It's something that can either be safe or not safe. And in this case it wasn't safe.

Dave

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 Sep 2008, 19:57

I thought the sex was something played by posh Jazz musicians

daveake · 24 Sep 2008, 20:42

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

I thought the sex was something played by posh Jazz musicians

No, that's usually done solo.

Dave

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 Sep 2008, 20:57

Works best as a 5 piece combo, that was everyone gets to have a rest at some point

daveake · 24 Sep 2008, 21:15

Yeah, but you always get someone who decides to improvise and everyone else has to follow along.

**RadioMaster** · 24 Sep 2008, 21:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

Works best as a 5 piece combo, that was everyone gets to have a rest at some point

and who plays the flute?

(were heading down a bad route with this thread)

mszee · 24 Sep 2008, 21:21

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Originally Posted by RadioMaster

and who plays the flute?

(were heading down a bad route with this thread)

Did you break apostrophe key on your keyboard???

**RadioMaster** · 24 Sep 2008, 21:24

na'h Im jus't too la'zy

daveake · 24 Sep 2008, 21:24

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Originally Posted by RadioMaster

and who plays the flute?

(were heading down a bad route with this thread)

Well, I hope no-one says "they all take turns", otherwise this thread will probably go down even more ...

Dave

daveake · 24 Sep 2008, 21:25

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Originally Posted by mszee

Did you break apostrophe key on your keyboard???

Did you break the "the" keys?

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 Sep 2008, 21:28

Should we mention the bongos?

mszee · 24 Sep 2008, 21:33

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Originally Posted by daveake

Did you break the "the" keys?

Oh yeah...it's been more years that I care to remember...but I don't have "a" and "the" keys on any keyboard that I've ever had...

daveake · 24 Sep 2008, 22:19

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

Should we mention the bongos?

By all means, but please leave your maracas under cover.

Dave

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 Sep 2008, 22:37

Well, I don't like to blow my own trumpet..............

Sarahdk23 · 24 Sep 2008, 23:10

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

Well, I don't like to blow my own trumpet..............

Is that even possible?

**RadioMaster** · 24 Sep 2008, 23:14

well, if you do, please make sure someone gives you head-phones

mszee · 24 Sep 2008, 23:17

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Originally Posted by Sarahdk23

Is that even possible?

Why not...with a proper training and exercise...anything is possible...

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 Sep 2008, 23:24

So about these trains

mszee · 24 Sep 2008, 23:25

Oh yeah...back on topic...

Love on the tracks...and no big surprise...

duke knooby · 24 Sep 2008, 23:37

its all about timing... and not being on electrified lines

tinkerbell · 25 Sep 2008, 23:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadioMaster

whats sex?

~Helen~ · 26 Sep 2008, 01:15

I was going to say something about up lines and down lines and thought better of it...

23 Sep 2008, 01:20	#1
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	Love On The Line Train crushes railway sex couple A couple in South Africa who were having sex on a railway track in Mpumalanga Province have been killed by a goods train, police say. Spokesman Abie Khoabane said it took place on Friday evening and the victims were yet to be identified. He told local newspapers that the couple ignored the driver's shouts as he moved the train into the disused station in Kinross town. "They continued with their business," he told the Sowetan paper. According to South Africa's Beeld newspaper, the area was deserted with no cars or houses nearby. The man died at the scene and the woman died later at hospital, the Sowetan reports. The police have appealed for those with missing relatives to come forward to help with their investigation. I guess it wasn't a Virgin train that hit them ... Dave

23 Sep 2008, 09:35	#2
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	whats sex?

24 Sep 2008, 19:57	#5
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	I thought the sex was something played by posh Jazz musicians

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The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Works best as a 5 piece combo, that was everyone gets to have a rest at some point

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daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	Yeah, but you always get someone who decides to improvise and everyone else has to follow along.

24 Sep 2008, 21:24	#11
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	na'h Im jus't too la'zy

24 Sep 2008, 21:28	#14
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Should we mention the bongos?

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The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Well, I don't like to blow my own trumpet..............

24 Sep 2008, 23:14	#19
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	well, if you do, please make sure someone gives you head-phones

24 Sep 2008, 23:24	#21
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	So about these trains

24 Sep 2008, 23:25	#22
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Oh yeah...back on topic... Love on the tracks...and no big surprise...

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duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,906	its all about timing... and not being on electrified lines

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