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Old 23 Jun 2008, 20:06   #1
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I found this earlier and found it quite funny, only thing if it happened to me i think i would have run a mile...lol..

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Old 23 Jun 2008, 20:55   #2
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They get paid for putting their hands under tables and feeling womens legs, and I got a restraining order, a £5000 fine, and 03437 hours community service for doing the same thing

Where's the justice in that?
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Old 23 Jun 2008, 22:27   #3
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LMAO, i would have run a mile!!!
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Old 23 Jun 2008, 22:39   #4
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i would of actually myself lol i hate spiders
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Old 23 Jun 2008, 22:44   #5
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Reminds me in a way of when I was a kid... my mum's always been a little scared of creepy crawley things but someone once told her such fears can pass onto your children so when I was young and trying to bring her everything I found in the garden (of a bug and insect nature I mean!) she used to take a step or so back and tell me that was very nice but the insect/spider/bug/creepy crawley would probably not want to be away from its friends / its habitat and i should take it back where I found it...and soon!

As a result it was a few years before I knew she was actually scared of them.

I was probably about 9 or 10 years old and we went to some sort of wild animal type place and the last place you visited before the gift shop had lots of spiders and tarrantulas in glass cases. My mum made her excuses to wait for us in the gift shop. Anyway once in the gift shop, I innocently placed a toy spider (the kind that's plastic but covered in a kind of velvet-ey stuff) on my mum's shoulder, then pointed it out to her. I have never known her yelp so loudly!

But at least I learned not to take bugs near her again!!
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Old 23 Jun 2008, 22:46   #6
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lol must do that to someone, only try not to end up like neil
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Old 23 Jun 2008, 22:56   #7
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Old 23 Jun 2008, 23:25   #8
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lol wouldnt wanna hurt his feelings
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Old 23 Jun 2008, 23:43   #9
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most of that programme was done over here
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Old 24 Jun 2008, 00:23   #10
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The Japs do it much better than that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gcW_VAYjDY

You dont need to understand the commentary to laugh like crazy
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Old 24 Jun 2008, 00:34   #11
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OMFG
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Old 24 Jun 2008, 00:53   #12
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I have just developed a not-so-irrational paranoia of public toilets!

Although I don't think I would ever be able to use one of the mirrored-glass type ones for fear there was some sort of mechanism for changing the mirror so you could see through it!



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Old 24 Jun 2008, 01:59   #13
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only try not to end up like neil
Wouldn't happen dude.
There can be only ONE




Take a triple scoop of AWESOME.
Mix in a splash of "mighty fine" and a shot of "you the man" .
Simmer on mount olympus for 47 mins (not 46 , not 48, 47)
Add hot sauce.
DON'T SKIMP ON THE GODDAM HOTSAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!
That's better
Take a can of "Whoop Ass" and leave it nearby (Do NOT open it, he'll do that himself soon.He will not require a can opener).
Add more AWESOME
Pinch of modesty
More AWESOME

Now you have "Neil".
Neil is so goddam hot, that if you created him on a too regular basis the ozone would spontaneously combust.
For this reason, Zues products recommends that only one Neil should be created every 5000 years.

That's 4969 until another one is ready folks

From the desk of the new and improved.
Neil
(now with more AWESOME than ever before )
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Old 24 Jun 2008, 05:15   #14
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That spider thing is horrible I'd scream and run a mile.

Trust the Japanese to do that !!

And that public lavatory just seems very wrong !
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Old 24 Jun 2008, 09:25   #15
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The Japanese just take it too far...lol...wouldnt you just die of embarassment..lol
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Old 24 Jun 2008, 10:17   #16
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Depends if me knickers were down
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Old 24 Jun 2008, 10:20   #17
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lol...
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