Who is GOD? - Page 8

heat · 20 Sep 2003, 19:32

I'm still not convinced that Eyeore is GOD. I have my idea's as to who he/she/it is, but it certainly isn't Eyeore.

Chris · 20 Sep 2003, 22:07

YES

I got it right!!! God has just sent me a PM confirming that I was right with my suspicsions!!!!

Although, I cannot believe that I have been praying to you every night!!

Dottie, Your theory for me being gabriel is very ingenious. However, it has one tiny, minor flaw - It is complete and utter bullocks!!!!

bambi · 20 Sep 2003, 22:09

we shud hav 1 but 4 who is THE DEVIL!!

The Archangel Gabriel · 20 Sep 2003, 22:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

YES

I got it right!!! God has just sent me a PM confirming that I was right with my suspicsions!!!!

Although, I cannot believe that I have been praying to you every night!!

Dottie, Your theory for me being gabriel is very ingenious. However, it has one tiny, minor flaw - It is complete and utter bullocks!!!!

Greetings Chris and good evening. Nice to see myself. According to Dottie, The Angelic One thou art now talking to thyself.

Yours Faithfully
Gabriel

Rob The Badger · 21 Sep 2003, 12:09

I DESERVE MY DEITY'SHIP!

CarolM · 21 Sep 2003, 12:27

still baffled dont know who God is or Gabriel.

i havent even got any suspects anymore,I havent got a clue arrrrrrrrrgh

, so hello God and hello Gabriel peace to you both. :)

dottie · 21 Sep 2003, 15:15

Dottie, Your theory for me being gabriel is very ingenious. However, it has one tiny, minor flaw - It is complete and utter bullocks!!!![/quote]

Well thats shot that down in flames, Gabriel wouldn't use the word Bollocks

Rob The Badger · 21 Sep 2003, 15:47

knackers. . .

The Archangel Gabriel · 21 Sep 2003, 15:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs Mouse

still baffled dont know who God is or Gabriel.

i havent even got any suspects anymore,I havent got a clue arrrrrrrrrgh

, so hello God and hello Gabriel peace to you both. :)

Greetings, adn hello ,i thankest thou Mrs Mouse, peace be with you also

Yours Faithfully
Gabriel

CarolM · 21 Sep 2003, 16:03

thoust ist verrilly gracious oh wisest one.

Chris · 21 Sep 2003, 17:44

I think someone is tryin to have a laugh!!!

I generally make 2 spelling mistakes in all my messages - "ahve" and "adn"

I have noticed the Gabby seems to be making these mistakes as well!!!!!

However, if soemone is tryign to throw people off the scent by pretending to be me pretending to be gabby there is one fatal flaw in the plan: A lot of Gabriels posts have been during the day! And I am at work during the day so cannot post!!!!

GOD · 21 Sep 2003, 17:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyeore

I DESERVE MY DEITY'SHIP!

You want a ship Eyeore, you will receive a ship. Just one question: The Marie Celeste or The Titanic??

Gabriel: You missed choir practise again last night. You have been warned about what will happen if you insist on playing with the mortals instead of rehearsing......

Rob The Badger · 21 Sep 2003, 18:43

"GOD", You cloud-humping, wellington-booted, loser, I find your comments most offensive to those who suffered greatly on those ships, please to do not make such tactless comments again. Thank you.

**The Flying Mouse** · 21 Sep 2003, 19:38

GOD,Please do not make light of tragic disasters.

Eyeore,If you have a point to make,please do so without resorting to personal insults.

End of story.

Rob The Badger · 21 Sep 2003, 20:22

I'm sorry TFM. I get very uptight about these sorts of things, sorry for my lack of etiquette.

Wild_Honey · 21 Sep 2003, 20:32

Errrrm....

... more of a FIGHT CLUB subject that is, I suppose?

Geez, it makes me so sad to see you all arguing about things on here at all. and as for the poll... WHOEVER God or Gabriel are, can't everything just be talked over peacefully?

This sucks.

The Archangel Gabriel · 21 Sep 2003, 21:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

I think someone is tryin to have a laugh!!!

I generally make 2 spelling mistakes in all my messages - "ahve" and "adn"

I have noticed the Gabby seems to be making these mistakes as well!!!!!

Even i make genuine typing errors!!

I apologiseth Chris, i did not intent for thou to be upset by this.
Chris is not me , i am not Chris.
Yours Faithfully
Gabriel

original sin · 21 Sep 2003, 21:41

Wild Honey
Sin thinks they were joking

she aint too sure but that how she took it

The Archangel Gabriel · 21 Sep 2003, 21:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by GOD

Gabriel: You missed choir practise again last night. You have been warned about what will happen if you insist on playing with the mortals instead of rehearsing......

i humbly apologiseth. *Gabriel hangs head in shame and tries to smuggle computer into choir practice*

Yours Faithfully
Gabriel

heat · 21 Sep 2003, 21:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyeore

"GOD", You cloud-humping, wellington-booted, loser, I find your comments most offensive to those who suffered greatly on those ships, please to do not make such tactless comments again. Thank you.

Whilst i agree that some of GOD's comments weren't srtictly in the best possible taste, does this attack on GOD by Eyeore finally prove that he is in fact, not GOD?

Wild_Honey · 21 Sep 2003, 21:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by original sin

Wild Honey
Sin thinks they were joking

she aint too sure but that how she took it

you might be right, Sin.

Rob The Badger · 21 Sep 2003, 22:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by heat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyeore

"GOD", You cloud-humping, wellington-booted, loser, I find your comments most offensive to those who suffered greatly on those ships, please to do not make such tactless comments again. Thank you.

Whilst i agree that some of GOD's comments weren't srtictly in the best possible taste, does this attack on GOD by Eyeore finally prove that he is in fact, not GOD?

Not in the slightest. You'll notice I used quotation marks when referring to the phoney "GOD".

Chris · 22 Sep 2003, 21:04

The "phoney" god, eh eyeore??

That would be the god who posts under the name god rather than the god who posts under the name of eyeore then!!!!

Sin, I too think the post was only intended as a bit of humour. Heck, we had family who went down with the Titanic and I didn't think it was too offensive!!

Rob The Badger · 22 Sep 2003, 21:13

I'M GOD!*

*only applicable in U.K. and U.S. territories

Chris · 22 Sep 2003, 21:26

I'M GOD (& SO'S MY WIFE!!!)

View Poll Results: Who Is GOD?
Heat	4	9.52%
Original Sin	9	21.43%
Dottie	3	7.14%
Chris	2	4.76%
THE FLYING MOUSE	5	11.90%
R.	3	7.14%
CarylB	4	9.52%
Bren The Bat	1	2.38%
GOD	11	26.19%
Voters: 42. You may not vote on this poll

20 Sep 2003, 19:32	#176
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	I'm still not convinced that Eyeore is GOD. I have my idea's as to who he/she/it is, but it certainly isn't Eyeore.

20 Sep 2003, 22:07	#177
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	YES I got it right!!! God has just sent me a PM confirming that I was right with my suspicsions!!!! Although, I cannot believe that I have been praying to you every night!! Dottie, Your theory for me being gabriel is very ingenious. However, it has one tiny, minor flaw - It is complete and utter bullocks!!!!

20 Sep 2003, 22:09	#178
bambi Super Loafer Join Date: 04.07.2003 Location: if sum1 knows plz tell me!! Posts: 312	we shud hav 1 but 4 who is THE DEVIL!!

21 Sep 2003, 12:09	#180
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	I DESERVE MY DEITY'SHIP!

21 Sep 2003, 12:27	#181
CarolM Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.06.2003 Location: Near The End Of The Line Posts: 1,498	still baffled dont know who God is or Gabriel. i havent even got any suspects anymore,I havent got a clue arrrrrrrrrgh , so hello God and hello Gabriel peace to you both. :)

21 Sep 2003, 15:15	#182
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Dottie, Your theory for me being gabriel is very ingenious. However, it has one tiny, minor flaw - It is complete and utter bullocks!!!![/quote] Well thats shot that down in flames, Gabriel wouldn't use the word Bollocks

21 Sep 2003, 15:47	#183
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	knackers. . .

21 Sep 2003, 16:03	#185
CarolM Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.06.2003 Location: Near The End Of The Line Posts: 1,498	thoust ist verrilly gracious oh wisest one.

21 Sep 2003, 17:44	#186
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	I think someone is tryin to have a laugh!!! I generally make 2 spelling mistakes in all my messages - "ahve" and "adn" I have noticed the Gabby seems to be making these mistakes as well!!!!! However, if soemone is tryign to throw people off the scent by pretending to be me pretending to be gabby there is one fatal flaw in the plan: A lot of Gabriels posts have been during the day! And I am at work during the day so cannot post!!!!

21 Sep 2003, 18:43	#188
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	"GOD", You cloud-humping, wellington-booted, loser, I find your comments most offensive to those who suffered greatly on those ships, please to do not make such tactless comments again. Thank you.

21 Sep 2003, 19:38	#189
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	GOD,Please do not make light of tragic disasters. Eyeore,If you have a point to make,please do so without resorting to personal insults. End of story.

21 Sep 2003, 20:22	#190
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	I'm sorry TFM. I get very uptight about these sorts of things, sorry for my lack of etiquette.

21 Sep 2003, 20:32	#191
Wild_Honey Super Loafer Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Windeck, Germany Posts: 606	Errrrm.... ... more of a FIGHT CLUB subject that is, I suppose? Geez, it makes me so sad to see you all arguing about things on here at all. and as for the poll... WHOEVER God or Gabriel are, can't everything just be talked over peacefully? This sucks.

21 Sep 2003, 21:41	#193
original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	Wild Honey Sin thinks they were joking she aint too sure but that how she took it

22 Sep 2003, 21:04	#198
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	The "phoney" god, eh eyeore?? That would be the god who posts under the name god rather than the god who posts under the name of eyeore then!!!! Sin, I too think the post was only intended as a bit of humour. Heck, we had family who went down with the Titanic and I didn't think it was too offensive!!

22 Sep 2003, 21:13	#199
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	I'M GOD!* *only applicable in U.K. and U.S. territories

22 Sep 2003, 21:26	#200
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	I'M GOD (& SO'S MY WIFE!!!)