Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast) - Page 78

DIZZY DRUMMER · 02 Apr 2004, 08:09

Keb & Heli

Any of these any good for you

HOMEWORK EXCUSES!!!!!

Last night I got temporary amnesia and I totally forgot!

My older sister couldn't find her same homework from last year.

The dog did it for me, but it was in his language.

The paper airplane I made out of it accidentally flew out the window.

I fell asleep on it and when I woke up all my drool smudged all the ink.

It is here it's just in invisible ink!

Satan told me not to do it!

I'm at school?!? I thought this was an AA meeting.

My dad's pen ran out of ink.

My Mom ate my homework!

black dog · 02 Apr 2004, 08:43

Love the posters FA. It makes your room much more personal.

black dog · 02 Apr 2004, 09:23

Thanks for the list FA. My son could do with a few of those but I'm not gonna tell him. Last week he left his homework at afterschool club by a bin so it got thrown away.

Heli · 02 Apr 2004, 10:47

I think I might derocate my room!

Congratulations Sharon!! Your cathing up to me now! heehee!!

Heli · 02 Apr 2004, 10:57

Right I'm here now!!

Thanks for the excuses Sharon. I have a feeling I can make some of them work! heehee!!

So who want's breakfast??!

KebLou · 02 Apr 2004, 13:02

I love the decorations, in my room they won't let me I had to beg to be able to put a calendar up.
*gets up looks at watch and rushes to get ready and get to the Bat*
I'm late, I'm late.

KebLou · 02 Apr 2004, 13:06

They're good FA, my all time favourite is the dog ate it because it probably is true, my dog eats anything. Although I normally just use the I've left it at home and I'll bring it in tomorrow.

*Sits down and starts revising Physics*
I hate Physics, it is so boring.

black dog · 02 Apr 2004, 14:11

hi everyone. Could I have some chips for lunch please

DIZZY DRUMMER · 02 Apr 2004, 14:15

CHIPS

Don't like chips

i'll have some macaroni cheese

black dog · 02 Apr 2004, 14:18

I love chips with salt and vinegar. Yummy

black dog · 02 Apr 2004, 14:34

*goes up to room and lies down on bed*

I'm whacked but I haven't got a clue why

Heli · 02 Apr 2004, 14:46

Right, here are your Chippy's BD

And here's your yummy Macaroni and Cheese!!

Yum yum!!!

black dog · 02 Apr 2004, 14:47

thanks for the chips they're really nice

KebLou · 02 Apr 2004, 14:48

Why do you keep doing this to me. You keep on mentioning food that I don't have in my house so I have to sit and revise while having cravings for them. Oh well
*hands FA a plate of Grandmas special macroni cheese*
*hands Black Dog a plate of chips along with b bottle of tomato ketchep and brown sauce*

I've just remembered we have some macroni cheese we brought it back from Barbados, you know the packet stuff, I'm off begging for some of that, tonight I'll go and get some chips. There I'm sorted.

black dog · 02 Apr 2004, 14:51

sorry for keep mentioning food but it's our favourite subject

KebLou · 02 Apr 2004, 15:00

Its ok I love food, but you always seem to mention food I love, and all I've had today is fruits, I'm trying to be healthy, I can see this lasting 1 week. Oh well lets talk about the weekend, its the weekend soon La fin de Semana woo hoo, what should I do?

Heli · 02 Apr 2004, 15:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by keb

Its ok I love food, but you always seem to mention food I love, and all I've had today is fruits, I'm trying to be healthy, I can see this lasting 1 week. Oh well lets talk about the weekend, its the weekend soon La fin de Semana woo hoo, what should I do?

I'm at a sleep over tomorrow night and i'm gonna be part of the crowd tomorrow and get drunk!!! (I think NOT)

I hate being apart of the crowd, but i'm gonna stay a little sober so i can keep my poorly friend company!

He's ill and on medication and i want to keep him company because he's the only one who really understands me!

KebLou · 02 Apr 2004, 15:08

cool, yeah at my friends party the only reason they didn't have any alcohol is because they know I don't drink and I would be the only one who wouldn't end up being drunk at the end of the night. Oh well I wish they had got drunk then I could have made up lots of stories about what they did.

Heli · 02 Apr 2004, 15:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by keb

cool, yeah at my friends party the only reason they didn't have any alcohol is because they know I don't drink and I would be the only one who wouldn't end up being drunk at the end of the night. Oh well I wish they had got drunk then I could have made up lots of stories about what they did.

I love doing that!!

My fave one was that my friend ate cat food out of my other friends cat's bowl!!

She nearly did, but she was just smelling it.....crouched on the ground.....on all fours....

KebLou · 02 Apr 2004, 15:19

not nice, someone from our school actually ate dog food. not enough water could make my mouth clean after that, that is disgusting. Did you know that cat and dog food is actually safe for humans to eat? Its just a question of would you really want to eat that.

Heli · 02 Apr 2004, 15:23

I wouldn't eat it!
I ate a doggy biscuit once and that wasn't very nice!

KebLou · 02 Apr 2004, 15:30

your braver than me no way would I eat dog food. Not even if you paid me. My stomach would be tramatised

airhead · 02 Apr 2004, 18:52

He he he

Hi everyone!

Whaddaya mean I'm bright eyed a little more than usual?

eddie lookalike (danny) is out at mo...

*sings happily to herself*

black dog · 02 Apr 2004, 19:22

I've eaten dog discuits before. They're just a bit dry that's all

black dog · 02 Apr 2004, 19:24

Just decided my tiredness must be to do with too much posting

02 Apr 2004, 08:09	#1926
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Keb & Heli Any of these any good for you HOMEWORK EXCUSES!!!!! Last night I got temporary amnesia and I totally forgot! My older sister couldn't find her same homework from last year. The dog did it for me, but it was in his language. The paper airplane I made out of it accidentally flew out the window. I fell asleep on it and when I woke up all my drool smudged all the ink. It is here it's just in invisible ink! Satan told me not to do it! I'm at school?!? I thought this was an AA meeting. My dad's pen ran out of ink. My Mom ate my homework!

02 Apr 2004, 08:43	#1927
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	Love the posters FA. It makes your room much more personal.

02 Apr 2004, 09:23	#1928
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	Thanks for the list FA. My son could do with a few of those but I'm not gonna tell him. Last week he left his homework at afterschool club by a bin so it got thrown away.

02 Apr 2004, 10:47	#1929
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	I think I might derocate my room! Congratulations Sharon!! Your cathing up to me now! heehee!!

02 Apr 2004, 10:57	#1930
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	Right I'm here now!! Thanks for the excuses Sharon. I have a feeling I can make some of them work! heehee!! So who want's breakfast??!

02 Apr 2004, 13:02	#1931
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	I love the decorations, in my room they won't let me I had to beg to be able to put a calendar up. gets up looks at watch and rushes to get ready and get to the Bat I'm late, I'm late.

02 Apr 2004, 13:06	#1932
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	They're good FA, my all time favourite is the dog ate it because it probably is true, my dog eats anything. Although I normally just use the I've left it at home and I'll bring it in tomorrow. Sits down and starts revising Physics I hate Physics, it is so boring.

02 Apr 2004, 14:11	#1933
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	hi everyone. Could I have some chips for lunch please

02 Apr 2004, 14:15	#1934
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	CHIPS Don't like chips i'll have some macaroni cheese

02 Apr 2004, 14:18	#1935
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	I love chips with salt and vinegar. Yummy

02 Apr 2004, 14:34	#1936
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	goes up to room and lies down on bed I'm whacked but I haven't got a clue why

02 Apr 2004, 14:46	#1937
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	Right, here are your Chippy's BD And here's your yummy Macaroni and Cheese!! Yum yum!!!

02 Apr 2004, 14:47	#1938
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	thanks for the chips they're really nice

02 Apr 2004, 14:48	#1939
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Why do you keep doing this to me. You keep on mentioning food that I don't have in my house so I have to sit and revise while having cravings for them. Oh well hands FA a plate of Grandmas special macroni cheese hands Black Dog a plate of chips along with b bottle of tomato ketchep and brown sauce I've just remembered we have some macroni cheese we brought it back from Barbados, you know the packet stuff, I'm off begging for some of that, tonight I'll go and get some chips. There I'm sorted.

02 Apr 2004, 14:51	#1940
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	sorry for keep mentioning food but it's our favourite subject

02 Apr 2004, 15:00	#1941
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Its ok I love food, but you always seem to mention food I love, and all I've had today is fruits, I'm trying to be healthy, I can see this lasting 1 week. Oh well lets talk about the weekend, its the weekend soon La fin de Semana woo hoo, what should I do?

02 Apr 2004, 15:08	#1943
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	cool, yeah at my friends party the only reason they didn't have any alcohol is because they know I don't drink and I would be the only one who wouldn't end up being drunk at the end of the night. Oh well I wish they had got drunk then I could have made up lots of stories about what they did.

02 Apr 2004, 15:19	#1945
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	not nice, someone from our school actually ate dog food. not enough water could make my mouth clean after that, that is disgusting. Did you know that cat and dog food is actually safe for humans to eat? Its just a question of would you really want to eat that.

02 Apr 2004, 15:23	#1946
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	I wouldn't eat it! I ate a doggy biscuit once and that wasn't very nice!

02 Apr 2004, 15:30	#1947
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	your braver than me no way would I eat dog food. Not even if you paid me. My stomach would be tramatised

02 Apr 2004, 18:52	#1948
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	He he he Hi everyone! Whaddaya mean I'm bright eyed a little more than usual? eddie lookalike (danny) is out at mo... sings happily to herself

02 Apr 2004, 19:22	#1949
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	I've eaten dog discuits before. They're just a bit dry that's all

02 Apr 2004, 19:24	#1950
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	Just decided my tiredness must be to do with too much posting