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Because most people only go to the shops once a week at most which equates to only twelve visits before Xmas. But you need advent calendars before Xmas and also boxed chcoccies for presents which are swapped during december - in retail terms that is roughly 8 capture opportunities before xmas!!
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tut tut.
Should we grass Chris in |
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why not he'll only be on here all day
shall i get my bat tatoo today |
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Whoo, yeah that would be awesome........if only i had the guts to do something like that!!
Is it me or does everyone have a cold at the min......*sneezes*?? |
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it's the weather hot through the day & cold at night
will shelly ever marry charlie |
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hehe im guessin you just watched good old corrie!! I think not....she shouldnt anyway!!
ok shall i watch hells kitchen or........a dvd?? |
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A DVD.
How should I go about getting fit? |
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Exercise little and often, 30 mins on a bike once a week isn't good, but 5 mins every day is!
Cut the grass or clean the car? |
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what to eat..pizza or chinees food? |
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Pizza, because 30 mins after chinese you will be hungry again!
5 days off in december where shall I book? Dubai or New York |
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*pulls 1 and a half stone lighter face!!!* Scotty: New York Q. Where can i take the lass tomorrow night what is romantic! |
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Depending on the weather.
If it's clear sky's then go to the local park, or somewhere where it's nice and quiet with not many lights! Or Maccy's...which ever suits your fancy! LOL!! Q: Can you hire motor homes?? |
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Mega Loafer
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Yes, put a big brick under each corner!!!!
Q. Why did dottie have to steal a menu from the bar in tenerife all those years ago and spoil it for everyone else!! |
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because she had to
do i finish this bottle of jd (jack daniels) |
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
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Q. Why did dottie have to steal a menu from the bar in tenerife all those years ago and spoil it for everyone else!![/QUOTE]
Pardon!!!!!!!!!!! Um I suppose there's nothing like having an original is there? |
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Q. shall I have my hair cut or wait until after vamps? |
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wait!!!
Um......shall i get up arly and do some extra work tommorrow or have a long awaited lie in??? |
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have a lie in!
Should I cut college so i can go see a gig 300 miles from where i am now? |
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Daddy's little internet junkie
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why not! Lifes too short. This girl called michelle, quit college, took out a £5000 loan and followed Queen throughout their european tour. She died a couple of months after the tour ended, and no one can say she didn't die happy! TBH it was almost like she knew she was going to die soon!
Don't take the chance!! What song would you want played at your funeral? |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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Where Angels Sing
BOOH Anyone want to give me a hug??? |
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*gives FA a MASSIVE hug*
Why do we have to get out of bed? Seriously! theyre warm and lovely. |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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Thanks for the hug
Yes they are but you would soon get bored Get a nice big fleece to wear Why do men never answer their text messages |
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Daddy's little internet junkie
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The same reason that their bosses won't reply to emails!!
Whats the best way to treat a blister!! I can't walk properly now because one on my little toe has gone all sore and nasty!! |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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DON'T burst the blister - pad it out to stop it rubbing & wait until it settles itself down Anyone know a good hitman ??? |
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