perfect man - I don't think so.... - Page 7

DIZZY DRUMMER · 01 Apr 2006, 00:21

R. · 01 Apr 2006, 00:26

Gez · 03 Apr 2006, 19:51

....looks like AGM for the Moderators went well

Chris · 03 Apr 2006, 22:19

That's a vicious lie Gerry - none of the mods dance that well!

Gez · 04 Apr 2006, 00:46

C'Mon Chris, keep your top on

Gez · 05 Apr 2006, 20:10

The Captain for youz

Gez · 10 Apr 2006, 14:28

say no more girls!!

Gez · 11 Apr 2006, 22:06

DIZZY DRUMMER · 11 Apr 2006, 22:14

GERRY - you have bad taste in men mate

Gez · 11 Apr 2006, 22:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

GERRY - you have bad taste in men mate

...an heres me trying to show ma Female side too

Gez · 20 Apr 2006, 22:40

.........comes from where I live

Hypnobabe · 20 Apr 2006, 22:46

I'm not sure your taste's improving any hon....

Gez · 20 Apr 2006, 22:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnobabe

I'm not sure your taste's improving any hon....

lol.........he looks a pretty miserable git too

Gez · 26 Apr 2006, 22:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

GERRY - you have bad taste in men mate

just trying to prove youz girls wrong.......like this snippet of me after the gym....

I WISH

dottie · 27 Apr 2006, 23:53

Hypnobabe · 28 Apr 2006, 11:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by dottie

That's just wrong.....

Hypnobabe · 28 Apr 2006, 14:04

How true is this...

After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine.....

The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

*AndyK* · 28 Apr 2006, 14:07

And the problem with that is?

dottie · 29 Apr 2006, 22:45

rick · 29 Apr 2006, 23:54

dottie · 30 Apr 2006, 03:48

dottie · 30 Apr 2006, 03:50

dottie · 30 Apr 2006, 03:52

Ah well not all men are ugly.........

Rockette · 30 Apr 2006, 14:40

Sorry Dottie, but they're just not real men without grey chest hairs.

dottie · 14 Jun 2006, 20:08

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Delicious

14 Jun 2006, 20:08	#175
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	[IMG][/IMG] Delicious

01 Apr 2006, 00:21	#151
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389

01 Apr 2006, 00:26	#152
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179

03 Apr 2006, 19:51	#153
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	....looks like AGM for the Moderators went well

03 Apr 2006, 22:19	#154
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	That's a vicious lie Gerry - none of the mods dance that well!

04 Apr 2006, 00:46	#155
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	C'Mon Chris, keep your top on

05 Apr 2006, 20:10	#156
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	The Captain for youz

10 Apr 2006, 14:28	#157
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	say no more girls!!

11 Apr 2006, 22:06	#158
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633

11 Apr 2006, 22:14	#159
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	GERRY - you have bad taste in men mate

20 Apr 2006, 22:40	#161
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	.........comes from where I live

20 Apr 2006, 22:46	#162
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	I'm not sure your taste's improving any hon....

27 Apr 2006, 23:53	#165
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181

28 Apr 2006, 14:04	#167
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	How true is this... After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... 1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: 4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... 5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation. Important again: 7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine..... The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table. 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: 10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

28 Apr 2006, 14:07	#168
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	And the problem with that is?

29 Apr 2006, 22:45	#169
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181

29 Apr 2006, 23:54	#170
rick badass bus driver Join Date: 12.11.2003 Location: what do you mean no bloody ticket grandma Posts: 485

30 Apr 2006, 03:48	#171
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181

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dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181

30 Apr 2006, 03:52	#173
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Ah well not all men are ugly.........

30 Apr 2006, 14:40	#174
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Sorry Dottie, but they're just not real men without grey chest hairs.