An Incredible Day, that never ended. - Page 7

shadow1000001 · 26 Oct 2003, 21:30

"Thank You", God replied.

Cathie · 27 Oct 2003, 01:20

"You're welcome" said i, "And while you're here do you have any idea how to get a St Bernard out of a bath?"

shadow1000001 · 27 Oct 2003, 02:20

"Let me get back to you on that one" God replied and then hung up in my ear.

Rob The Badger · 27 Oct 2003, 10:59

After placing the receiver on the handset, I noticed something shuffling in the bushes outside. . .

Bren · 27 Oct 2003, 11:45

slowly and stealthily i made my way to.....

Rob The Badger · 27 Oct 2003, 12:01

. . .the door. . .

dottie · 27 Oct 2003, 12:08

Oh my God you never guess what I saw

Kitty Kat · 27 Oct 2003, 14:57

A wolf with a red rose

shadow1000001 · 27 Oct 2003, 16:34

"Is that for me or the Saint Bernard?" I asked.

Bart · 27 Oct 2003, 17:46

No said the wolf it is for the huge guy with an axe right behind you.

Rob The Badger · 27 Oct 2003, 18:27

I kiss the axeman and give him the rose

dottie · 27 Oct 2003, 19:35

Then the axeman said "let me see, if we use the axe to....

Bren · 27 Oct 2003, 19:50

trim the stalk on the rose, it'll fit that vase nicely......

dottie · 27 Oct 2003, 19:59

AH!said the axeman, if we shatter the vase, we can use a shard of glass, to free the St Bernard, by cutting through the rope which is holding him,
careful now said the axeman, gently moving to and fro...

Bren · 27 Oct 2003, 22:28

then he slipped on a bannana skin he hadn't noticed on the floor and.....

Cathie · 27 Oct 2003, 22:42

...did a somersault in mid-air and...

Bren · 27 Oct 2003, 22:45

landed on a very suprised.....

Rob The Badger · 27 Oct 2003, 22:55

. . .Gnome who happened to be traveling by. . .

shadow1000001 · 27 Oct 2003, 22:59

...carrying a big stick...

Bren · 27 Oct 2003, 23:00

...and a ticket for....

sorry edited 'cos shadow got there first

Cathie · 27 Oct 2003, 23:04

Bournemouth

Bren · 27 Oct 2003, 23:08

where he was attending the annual general meeting of....

Rob The Badger · 27 Oct 2003, 23:17

. . .Fairytale Characters Anonymous. . .

Bren · 27 Oct 2003, 23:21

"i'll be late now" he said sighing and.....

Rob The Badger · 27 Oct 2003, 23:30

...grunting and huffing about a white rabbit who just skipped by. . .

26 Oct 2003, 21:30	#151
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	"Thank You", God replied.

27 Oct 2003, 01:20	#152
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	"You're welcome" said i, "And while you're here do you have any idea how to get a St Bernard out of a bath?"

27 Oct 2003, 02:20	#153
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	"Let me get back to you on that one" God replied and then hung up in my ear.

27 Oct 2003, 10:59	#154
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	After placing the receiver on the handset, I noticed something shuffling in the bushes outside. . .

27 Oct 2003, 11:45	#155
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	slowly and stealthily i made my way to.....

27 Oct 2003, 12:01	#156
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	. . .the door. . .

27 Oct 2003, 12:08	#157
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Oh my God you never guess what I saw

27 Oct 2003, 14:57	#158
Kitty Kat Senior Loafer Join Date: 03.09.2003 Location: West Yorkshire, UK Posts: 198	A wolf with a red rose

27 Oct 2003, 16:34	#159
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	"Is that for me or the Saint Bernard?" I asked.

27 Oct 2003, 17:46	#160
Bart Bald Mega Loafer Join Date: 06.03.2003 Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece Posts: 2,243	No said the wolf it is for the huge guy with an axe right behind you.

27 Oct 2003, 18:27	#161
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	I kiss the axeman and give him the rose

27 Oct 2003, 19:35	#162
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Then the axeman said "let me see, if we use the axe to....

27 Oct 2003, 19:50	#163
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	trim the stalk on the rose, it'll fit that vase nicely......

27 Oct 2003, 19:59	#164
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	AH!said the axeman, if we shatter the vase, we can use a shard of glass, to free the St Bernard, by cutting through the rope which is holding him, careful now said the axeman, gently moving to and fro...

27 Oct 2003, 22:28	#165
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	then he slipped on a bannana skin he hadn't noticed on the floor and.....

27 Oct 2003, 22:42	#166
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	...did a somersault in mid-air and...

27 Oct 2003, 22:45	#167
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	landed on a very suprised.....

27 Oct 2003, 22:55	#168
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	. . .Gnome who happened to be traveling by. . .

27 Oct 2003, 22:59	#169
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	...carrying a big stick...

27 Oct 2003, 23:00	#170
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	...and a ticket for.... sorry edited 'cos shadow got there first

27 Oct 2003, 23:04	#171
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	Bournemouth

27 Oct 2003, 23:08	#172
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	where he was attending the annual general meeting of....

27 Oct 2003, 23:17	#173
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	. . .Fairytale Characters Anonymous. . .

27 Oct 2003, 23:21	#174
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	"i'll be late now" he said sighing and.....

27 Oct 2003, 23:30	#175
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	...grunting and huffing about a white rabbit who just skipped by. . .