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never met paul crook
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
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didn't goto rah concert
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didnt go to any concert
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Grows carrots
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Mega Loafer
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flies the flag with the beautiful red english rose
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Is a batman himself
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is a moose.. no offence (havent used that for ages) hope it aint dusty
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Loves and breeds mice
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
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Has toenails sixteen feet long
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Young at heart. Slightly older in other places.
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Has plaited nasal hair
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Can play the motorcycle guitar solo from BooH on the spoons.
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"Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway"
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is a secret admirer of Britney Spears and is about to shave his head as a tribute to her
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Not too far frmo the truth on the hair front
Looks exactly like his avatar. |
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"Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway"
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touche
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Mega Loafer
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Shot JFK and now is lying about his age and is hiding in Brazil
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Has a cat, a cauldron and a black pointy hat.
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Is a shitake mushroom...
P.S. You're off topic...this supposed to be outrageous lies thread... |
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Not off topic at all ... I said you had one of each, not a collection
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True...my bad...
Parted Red Sea so members of MLFCUK could pass on the way to RAH |
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
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Every day drinks her own body weight in turpentine
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Takes a turpentine bath every single night...
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"Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway"
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Dances with pagans to the music of American Idol rejects
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IS American Idol reject...hails from the state of Alabama and sings redneck songs
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Cannot say the word "wombat" without suffering from an unfortunate fit of the giggles.
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Can't say word "womb" without breaking into tears...
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