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thought that they were both restaurants
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Thought those were both pubs...bought tickets, went down and couldn't find where they served beer...
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mis-spelled the word 'pubs' as 'pubes' and got banned.
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Mega Loafer
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Hey...if they ban ME...what other bezillion members of this forum will read???
Has two track mind...never can decide which track to use... |
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can only think about shoes
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Mega Loafer
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Well, it IS something to think about...I am a female after all...
Sleeps on the floor of the closet...in case terrorists attack |
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thinks terrorists are people from a country called Terror
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
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thinks all englishman are slaves to the welsh
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Mega Loafer
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Keeps asking Welsh if they are Chinese...when Welsh get tired they say yes, they are...then he says...oh too bad...you look JUST LIKE Welsh...
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
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pays her phone bill in pennies
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Mega Loafer
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Is allergic to her underwear...that's why often has no use for it...
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
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Is standing in my kitchen, about to make my lunch... |
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Mega Loafer
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You wish...on the other hand...the way I cook...you DON'T
Makes chocolate cakes out of mud |
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
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Enjoys sitting in the garden making mud pies
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Mega Loafer
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Loves playing in the sandbox...although doesn't get along well with other children...doesn't want to share sand
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
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Has sand in her knickers that she can't get out
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Mega Loafer
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Hypnotized George Clooney into submission and had her way with him
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hypnotised Mr Ed into submission and had her way with him
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On the other hand, You have different fingers
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Is kermit
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is Gonzo
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Mega Loafer
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Is Mr. Ed's saddle
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The German
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is the kung-fu hippie from gangxta city
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Mega Loafer
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Is bringing full suitcase of sunflower seeds as gifts for his friends to Wembley
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is bringing a suitcase full of cannabis seeds as gifts for her friends at wembley
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Mega Loafer
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I am sure that would be YOUR dream...
In any event... Is bringing full suitcase of condoms for no particular reason which he will drag untouched back home... |
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