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can regurgitate previously eaten food, just like a cow
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Is non-resident alien of this forum
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can speak eighteen different languages, including Klingon and Esperanto
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Thinks that Esperanto is a dance and reherses it diligently every night by himself
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rehearses how to kiss boys on her forearm.
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Bwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
That was a good one...gave me a good laugh... Runs around with one galosha looking for his Cinderfella |
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got the slipper suck on her big, callussed foot
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Kissed many frogs...and all of them turned into....................
TOADS |
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is a toad
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yes and fiercely proud of it
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hasn't got a computer. Connects to the net via two tin cans and a long piece of string
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has a conch shell for a cell phone
whoohoo...whooohooo... |
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dropped her conch shell down the lavatory. would have got it out, but it was a number two, and she couldn't stomach it
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Has number two every night for appetizer
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
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needs a number 2 & leaves thread
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despaerately needed a number two, but when sat down, only a fart came out.
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
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phurrrt
needs a number 2 cause he can't change his words |
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couldn't think of anything clever to say whe he did change his words
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Got stuck on number 2 and thinks it's extremely funny
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(it is funny)
can't tell the time without saying to herself "The BIG hand is on the ____ and the little hand is on the ___". |
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Likes to bang pots together and pretend that he is playing cymbals
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can play two different chopin pieces at the same time, because she has four hands.
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Don't like Chopin prefer Schuman...
All the time while playing Bach thought he is playing Vivaldi |
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thinks Four Seasons is a pizza (well, it IS, but you know)
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It is also a hotel...and your point is???
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