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Old 05 Feb 2005, 03:08   #101
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Hey Jen .
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Old 05 Feb 2005, 03:09   #102
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Where are you from?
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Old 05 Feb 2005, 03:09   #103
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I am originally from Earth. Now I live in here. Where are you?
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Old 05 Feb 2005, 03:10   #104
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I am in a place called Dagenham. Its not very nice here.
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Old 05 Feb 2005, 03:10   #105
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A place called Dagenham? How did you get in there? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". place called Dagenham is not nice here?
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Old 05 Feb 2005, 03:11   #106
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Wasn't William Shakespeare a good playwright?
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Old 05 Feb 2005, 03:11   #107
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Is this a "yes or no" question?
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Old 05 Feb 2005, 03:11   #108
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Yes it is.
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Old 05 Feb 2005, 03:11   #109
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Our thoughts are one, Jen.
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Shall I go to work tomorrow? I work in a pharmacy.
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Old 05 Feb 2005, 03:12   #111
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Not right now, maybe later. Do you think the role of the local pharmacy is changing?
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Yes I do. More people ask pharmacists for medical advice rather than go to their doctors. Would you like some loratadine?
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Old 05 Feb 2005, 03:13   #113
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You want more? If I had loratadine what would I do with it?
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Would you like some suppositories?
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Old 05 Feb 2005, 03:14   #115
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If I had suppositories what would I do with it?
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You insert them into your rectum and they relieve constipation and make you walk funny.
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Old 05 Feb 2005, 03:15   #117
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Thanks for telling me: Jen said I insert them into my rectum and they relieve constipation and make me walk funny.
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Old 05 Feb 2005, 03:16   #118
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Indeed they do.
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Old 05 Feb 2005, 03:16   #119
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When?
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When the ducks in the pond go "woof"
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And then what happened?
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They bought machine guns and shot a heart shape in Jon Bon Jovi's spandex trousers
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Old 05 Feb 2005, 03:17   #123
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Who does "they" refer to?
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Old 05 Feb 2005, 03:18   #124
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"they" refers to the ducks in the pond that go "woof"
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Old 05 Feb 2005, 03:18   #125
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Oh that the ducks in the pond that go woof .
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