The Church Of The Jewel In The Crown Of The Holy Sun - Page 4

mszee · 30 May 2006, 01:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

I can only offer advice

Are you a divorce lawyer?

*Looks at Gerry with great interest...*

Devil's Son · 30 May 2006, 11:21

My dears,
I know I'm late and I'm so sorry that I missed your wedding but a freind neede help so I had to left the church before the ceremony began. I hope you like the roses I brought. The best wishes for you future.

mszee · 30 May 2006, 20:07

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Originally Posted by Alex

My dears,
I know I'm late and I'm so sorry that I missed your wedding but a freind neede help so I had to left the church before the ceremony began. I hope you like the roses I brought. The best wishes for you future.

Alex...these roses were absolutely gorgeous!

Thank you very much!!!

Devil's Son · 30 May 2006, 20:30

You're welcome

**The Flying Mouse** · 30 May 2006, 21:32

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Originally Posted by Alex

You're welcome

You want some wedding cake?

Devil's Son · 30 May 2006, 21:44

Oh, that's very nice but I try to loose weight ... thanks you

**Ankie** · 30 May 2006, 21:56

.....looking for Mr and Mrs Mouse......

Is there any cake left then? Can I have one more piece? It was lovely, Eva sure did a wonderful job!

L96 · 30 May 2006, 22:42

GLUTTONY! Is there any sin ye shall overlook in thine quest to eternal doom and punishment? Dost thee not realise the consequences of thine actions, not only in this mortal life, but in the hereafter? Twould appear that ye are seeking, nay, hoping, nay actively searching for eternal damnation and the promotion of the spirit of the evil BabBazz on this earth and thereafter.... must thee condemn thy fellow lifeforms to these insidious ways, with thine demonic powers and illustrious powers of persuasion? Renounce thy BabBazz ways, call upon the gatekeeper of the pointed piano to guide thee to the sight of the Loaf, lest ye repent in leisure only to find it too late to save thyselves from the despicable acts planned for thee in eternity.

mszee · 30 May 2006, 23:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ankie

.....looking for Mr and Mrs Mouse......

Is there any cake left then? Can I have one more piece? It was lovely, Eva sure did a wonderful job!

Ankie, you can have all the cake you can handle...we have plenty left...

L96 · 31 May 2006, 08:16

Do not listen to the spawn of the demon BabBazz, leading thee into temptation, Ankie, ignore this devil voice, for the result of thine gluttony will be an eternity in the pits of hell, overshadowed by the great nostrils and fetid breathe of the BabBazz, and all shall forsake ye as ye howl to the gods and the mighty Loaf for redemption, to be spared the immortal agonies of the flesh and spirit, none shall save thee, not even the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, and thee shall regret not accepting the guitar pick of peace and love when it was to thee offered, as thee scream in neverending, unrelenting agony until the end of time.

mszee · 31 May 2006, 08:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotus96

Do not listen to the spawn of the demon BabBazz, leading thee into temptation, Ankie, ignore this devil voice, for the result of thine gluttony will be an eternity in the pits of hell, overshadowed by the great nostrils and fetid breathe of the BabBazz, and all shall forsake ye as ye howl to the gods and the mighty Loaf for redemption, to be spared the immortal agonies of the flesh and spirit, none shall save thee, not even the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, and thee shall regret not accepting the guitar pick of peace and love when it was to thee offered, as thee scream in neverending, unrelenting agony until the end of time.

Me thinks somebody is scaring all well-wishers here...

mszee · 31 May 2006, 08:20

I just noticed that the Church name is The Church Of The Jewel In The Crown Of The Holy Sun

Why did I think it was The Church Of The Jewel In The Crown Of The Holy Sin???

L96 · 31 May 2006, 08:57

Because thy sinful ways lead thee from sin unto sin with no pause for breathe, all ye see and feel is corrupted by thine evil spirit and soul, thee shall be damned to smell the fumes of the pits of hell for all eternity, thee shall beg and plead for the mercy of never breathing again, yea, tho, shalt be too late for mercy, and thy soul shall quiver and shrivel and melt within thee, oh sinner within the Loaf.

mszee · 31 May 2006, 09:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotus96

Because thy sinful ways lead thee from sin unto sin with no pause for breathe, all ye see and feel is corrupted by thine evil spirit and soul, thee shall be damned to smell the fumes of the pits of hell for all eternity, thee shall beg and plead for the mercy of never breathing again, yea, tho, shalt be too late for mercy, and thy soul shall quiver and shrivel and melt within thee, oh sinner within the Loaf.

Thanks for cheering me up so, especially after we haven't talk for a while! Ain't going to heaven anyway...might as well hope that hell is this great place where I can finally spread my wings and become a real bat that I am (in all senses of this word).

So words of hell and damnation to me will get you nowhere fast!

L96 · 31 May 2006, 09:07

Oh dearest Loaf, life giver and healer of all evils, please look upon this child of thine with grace and mercy, for she knows not of what she speaks, forgive her the harsh words that pass her lips within in the hallowed halls of thine own church and place of adoration and worship, allow her to see thee in all thine glory and renounce her evil ways, for the love of the Loaf can conquer all, do not condemn this misfortunate wretch to a pit of agony for all eternity, allow thine grace to enter her heart and save her from immortal torment.

mszee · 31 May 2006, 09:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotus96

Oh dearest Loaf, life giver and healer of all evils, please look upon this child of thine with grace and mercy, for she knows not of what she speaks, forgive her the harsh words that pass her lips within in the hallowed halls of thine own church and place of adoration and worship, allow her to see thee in all thine glory and renounce her evil ways, for the love of the Loaf can conquer all, do not condemn this misfortunate wretch to a pit of agony for all eternity, allow thine grace to enter her heart and save her from immortal torment.

This was much needed and appreciated...

L96 · 31 May 2006, 09:16

Church = Preacher

L96 · 31 May 2006, 23:05

Brethren of the Loaf, terrible news, we must seek vengeance, for the penguins possessed of the spirit of BabBazz have overpowered the gatekeeper of the pointed piano and devoured the guitar pick of peace. They are gathering to for an uprising even as ye recieve this news, we must band together, form a force and prevent the terrible consequences should they begin their deadly rampage of destruction and disease around this earth, tormenting us all with their power.

UNITE, LOAFERS, UNITE, the crusade is upon us....CHARGE......

Ross · 01 Jun 2006, 00:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotus96

Brethren of the Loaf, terrible news, we must seek vengeance, for the penguins possessed of the spirit of BabBazz have overpowered the gatekeeper of the pointed piano and devoured the guitar pick of peace. They are gathering to for an uprising even as ye recieve this news, we must band together, form a force and prevent the terrible consequences should they begin their deadly rampage of destruction and disease around this earth, tormenting us all with their power.

UNITE, LOAFERS, UNITE, the crusade is upon us....CHARGE......

Haven't you been commited yet?

L96 · 01 Jun 2006, 08:19

BLASPHEMY...HERESY....DO NOT DENY THE TRUTH.... tremendous peril besets us on all sides, for lo, the Loaf is sorely troubled, as am I, over ye non-believers. Thine eyes shall be opened to the truth, the life and the way, perhaps then thee can have a pure heart, mind and soul, before the breathe of the BabBazz overwhelms thee entirely, for ye are nothing but a wretched, pitiful abomination upon the face of this earth, primed for thine soul to be sucked out of thine ears by the devil spawn surrounding thee, and then ye shall call for the Loaf, the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, the guitar pick of peace and all of their messengers, and ye shall be forsaken for thy public disclaimers and decrying of the one truth and life, HEATHEN.

*AndyK* · 01 Jun 2006, 09:47

Hmmmm

Have I missed a party? Had my best suit and hat all ready as well, but alas no invite.

Tucks HUGE expensive present under arm and sulks off

**Ankie** · 01 Jun 2006, 09:51

There was an official invite for all members from mlukfc, Andy.....

http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showpos...37&postcount=1

No more cake, I am afraid though

.

*AndyK* · 01 Jun 2006, 09:54

I prefer a personal one, call me an old fashioned traditionalist if you like ...

heat · 01 Jun 2006, 09:55

Andy, you're an old fashioned traditionalist....

*AndyK* · 01 Jun 2006, 10:30

I thank you

31 May 2006, 09:07	#90
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	A Prayer for Mszee Oh dearest Loaf, life giver and healer of all evils, please look upon this child of thine with grace and mercy, for she knows not of what she speaks, forgive her the harsh words that pass her lips within in the hallowed halls of thine own church and place of adoration and worship, allow her to see thee in all thine glory and renounce her evil ways, for the love of the Loaf can conquer all, do not condemn this misfortunate wretch to a pit of agony for all eternity, allow thine grace to enter her heart and save her from immortal torment.

30 May 2006, 11:21	#77
Devil's Son always behind you Join Date: 09.05.2006 Posts: 1,342	My dears, I know I'm late and I'm so sorry that I missed your wedding but a freind neede help so I had to left the church before the ceremony began. I hope you like the roses I brought. The best wishes for you future.

30 May 2006, 20:30	#79
Devil's Son always behind you Join Date: 09.05.2006 Posts: 1,342	You're welcome

30 May 2006, 21:44	#81
Devil's Son always behind you Join Date: 09.05.2006 Posts: 1,342	Oh, that's very nice but I try to loose weight ... thanks you

30 May 2006, 21:56	#82
Ankie Office manager Join Date: 25.04.2002 Posts: 1,884	.....looking for Mr and Mrs Mouse...... Is there any cake left then? Can I have one more piece? It was lovely, Eva sure did a wonderful job!

30 May 2006, 22:42	#83
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	GLUTTONY! Is there any sin ye shall overlook in thine quest to eternal doom and punishment? Dost thee not realise the consequences of thine actions, not only in this mortal life, but in the hereafter? Twould appear that ye are seeking, nay, hoping, nay actively searching for eternal damnation and the promotion of the spirit of the evil BabBazz on this earth and thereafter.... must thee condemn thy fellow lifeforms to these insidious ways, with thine demonic powers and illustrious powers of persuasion? Renounce thy BabBazz ways, call upon the gatekeeper of the pointed piano to guide thee to the sight of the Loaf, lest ye repent in leisure only to find it too late to save thyselves from the despicable acts planned for thee in eternity.

31 May 2006, 08:16	#85
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Do not listen to the spawn of the demon BabBazz, leading thee into temptation, Ankie, ignore this devil voice, for the result of thine gluttony will be an eternity in the pits of hell, overshadowed by the great nostrils and fetid breathe of the BabBazz, and all shall forsake ye as ye howl to the gods and the mighty Loaf for redemption, to be spared the immortal agonies of the flesh and spirit, none shall save thee, not even the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, and thee shall regret not accepting the guitar pick of peace and love when it was to thee offered, as thee scream in neverending, unrelenting agony until the end of time.

31 May 2006, 08:20	#87
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	I just noticed that the Church name is The Church Of The Jewel In The Crown Of The Holy Sun Why did I think it was The Church Of The Jewel In The Crown Of The Holy Sin???

31 May 2006, 08:57	#88
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Because thy sinful ways lead thee from sin unto sin with no pause for breathe, all ye see and feel is corrupted by thine evil spirit and soul, thee shall be damned to smell the fumes of the pits of hell for all eternity, thee shall beg and plead for the mercy of never breathing again, yea, tho, shalt be too late for mercy, and thy soul shall quiver and shrivel and melt within thee, oh sinner within the Loaf.

31 May 2006, 09:16	#92
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Church = Preacher

31 May 2006, 23:05	#93
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Brethren of the Loaf, terrible news, we must seek vengeance, for the penguins possessed of the spirit of BabBazz have overpowered the gatekeeper of the pointed piano and devoured the guitar pick of peace. They are gathering to for an uprising even as ye recieve this news, we must band together, form a force and prevent the terrible consequences should they begin their deadly rampage of destruction and disease around this earth, tormenting us all with their power. UNITE, LOAFERS, UNITE, the crusade is upon us....CHARGE......

01 Jun 2006, 08:19	#95
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	BLASPHEMY...HERESY....DO NOT DENY THE TRUTH.... tremendous peril besets us on all sides, for lo, the Loaf is sorely troubled, as am I, over ye non-believers. Thine eyes shall be opened to the truth, the life and the way, perhaps then thee can have a pure heart, mind and soul, before the breathe of the BabBazz overwhelms thee entirely, for ye are nothing but a wretched, pitiful abomination upon the face of this earth, primed for thine soul to be sucked out of thine ears by the devil spawn surrounding thee, and then ye shall call for the Loaf, the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, the guitar pick of peace and all of their messengers, and ye shall be forsaken for thy public disclaimers and decrying of the one truth and life, HEATHEN.

01 Jun 2006, 09:47	#96
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Hmmmm Have I missed a party? Had my best suit and hat all ready as well, but alas no invite. Tucks HUGE expensive present under arm and sulks off

01 Jun 2006, 09:51	#97
Ankie Office manager Join Date: 25.04.2002 Posts: 1,884	There was an official invite for all members from mlukfc, Andy..... http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showpos...37&postcount=1 No more cake, I am afraid though .

01 Jun 2006, 09:54	#98
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	I prefer a personal one, call me an old fashioned traditionalist if you like ...

01 Jun 2006, 09:55	#99
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Andy, you're an old fashioned traditionalist....

01 Jun 2006, 10:30	#100
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	I thank you