Life as eddie (i cant post in the blog forum) - Page 4

airhead · 26 Apr 2004, 21:54

ok, my owner eddie says she cant be bothered to write anymore in this blog so she is payng me a tin of cat food a day to write for her.

Ok let me introduce myself. I am Alfie, an elderly and fat tom cat who likes to pretend i am a human. I like dribbling and talking in a meow sort of way and sleep on eddies bed so she wakes up sneezing.

Eddie today just sat outside with her guitar "playing it". I am sailing by Rod stewart. So she laid it down frustrated (she's having a moody day, woke up happy, frustrated in miday and tearful now) and write out her own little tune saying "the ship has now sailed and sunk" to my other owner her mum.

so now she is at her computer stressed out. I think its a good idea if I clear off now and catch those fish in her room.

New objective to do before I die:

eat Canvey and Island.

airhead · 26 Apr 2004, 22:16

Oh yes. Eddie went on her rollerskates (she could never skate so why is she doing it now? In my eleven years on this earth I'll never understand that girl) sent out to get batteries and eggs

She came home without eggs. it turns out she wasn't alowwed in the shop with those things on her feet. Thank kitty god.

airhead · 27 Apr 2004, 00:31

Eddie decided that canvey and island were soppy names for her fish so she has now christened them jimi and hendrix. Strange because those fish are suicidal, banging against the sides of the tank

Can't say I can't blame her.

Just spent day lounging around and hiding in shed so was in danger of being shut in there again.

Both owners are bored and mooching around, nothing better to do.

It seems eddie is getting a bit lonely on the love life front. her only boyfriend she has ever had (excluding that baby boyfriend of hers when she was five) was not her type at all and he was gay anyway. Shes got a picture of eddie from RHPS on her mirror for gods sake!!!!! I think i shall set her up with that nice boy she was pissed off about a few days ago, poor girl.

Well, I think i am getting my first payment of whiskas right now...

ciao!!!!

KebLou · 27 Apr 2004, 12:01

Airhead be careful with your cat and the fish, I like the names though, I think my dog needs a new name

airhead · 27 Apr 2004, 21:23

Aaaah. Eddie came home from school PISSED OFF and changed into little shorts and a small top. Three hours later the heavens open, and after walking around the local town like this she came back home shivering.

Ruby my tormenter and youthful disposition monitor is now on cold turkey from chocolate as the poor young dog used to sit at the bar (yes, my owners have an old bar in their front room) that is full of chocolate and shake, and leaving her food to rot in the kitchen, much to owners annoyance and woorying. She is now eating fairly normally and only has a panic attack over chocolate if you are eating it as well.

Oh yes, she is happy now though. You can call it ecstatic! The Cher tickets at last came through the post!!!

She is jumping about like a madwoman!

Well, jimi and hendrix are suicidal, by banging againt the sides of the tank, and whilst laying on owners bed last night all I heard was bonk bonk bonk bonk *little pause* BONK. Even the fish are barmy.

Owner has also noticed she has a small twitch in her eye when upset in some way or another. She has only had it for five months and hasn't even noticed!!!

She has it cos shes been under a lot of stress.

ok, the other cat, my dear nephew tiger is itching for another fight so i'm off to punch the lights out of him and train eddie up for being my very own don king.

sogoodbye, and remember, a mouse a da keeps the vet away!

airhead · 28 Apr 2004, 21:09

aaaah. Did kitty things today. Thunder and rain last night kept pet human awake last night. She says its like natures very own firework display and she loves them.

My pet went to guitar lessons again today, and learnt house of the rising sun. Came back all fresh faced and bouncy, and came bac to listen to that strange man in the radio who she calls "meat loaf". I ddn't know food could sing

I wonder how "meat loaf" can breath in that tiny little cd player she's got...

airhead · 29 Apr 2004, 19:06

Owners are shouting at eachother, but not because they are angry, its because owner #1 eddie is "singing" OITRVM and owner #2 is telling her to shut up, johnny rotton would be proud, that she sounds like a crow with laryngitis... Owner #1 is just singing louder and louder... I think she should join the cats chorus outside!! She's great in cat terms!!!

airhead · 30 Apr 2004, 20:08

pet humans went to susans last night, (pet #1's auntie and pet #2s sister) and stayed the night. Yuppers, pet human #1 skived off school after an hour of bribery.

Well, susan has had an intrest in a rolf harris lookalike for a while and he was her decorater. He broke a pipe and said it wern't his problem and now there is water pouring out of the wall in the street. Pet human eddie hates him with a vengeance. He is selfish, and a conman. but for some reason susan still fancies him and is always making up excuses for him. Hes ugly on the outside as well as on the inside. So pets stayed over there for most of day, whilst susan is stressed and upset. Poor sue.

They came home and ruby had pooed everywhere on the carpet, was cleared up by a neighbor before they got in and got home to a horrible poo smell. gross. Am glad I am a cat. It was this food they had borrowed last week that caused it so pet #2 ran it over to a woman over the road to give her dog the s***s.

pet #2's boyfriend is coming over tonight with his 15 year old daughter who eats hardly aything, has tantrums and total opposite to pet #1. Can only pity her...

airhead · 04 May 2004, 21:30

Pet has been very depressed this weekend, but thanks to her mum, she knows whats wrong now. Her mum is so nice, and shes given eddie a kick up the backside, opened her eyes and had eddie cry all over her until she felt better, and she listened to her, every single one, and they both cried until it ended in them laughing about memories of eddies nan and grandad, their little funny ways and edde grieved and is now feeling better.

love alfie

airhead · 07 May 2004, 23:56

Pet is feeling amazing! She has the spirit again! Just changed her image, bright girlie clothes and happy music, and lots of hope in her heart! After being trapped in a lift, a good scream, a good shopping trip, a new cd. Its like eddie has had a happiness transplant. Its almost like the old days, writing songs, (yes she wrote a new one, its called Lift again.Its about two friends, one is depressed and low, and the other was exactly the same a while ago, but her friend lifted her again, and now she is trying to lift her friend again. Eddie is writing the music for it.) playing guitar, singing to her music, playng air guitar and air drums, and even air saxaphone!

OMG!!!! And fish are alive! How better can her life get?

airhead · 09 May 2004, 15:18

14 days to go ....

airhead · 09 May 2004, 15:38

Pet came off phone. Am worried. well worried ain't the word. Yes, her and her friend is going to form a duo... TD sorts duo, more speaking than actual singing. I'm terrified!

14 days to go...

airhead · 09 May 2004, 23:54

Okay. I'm back. Alfie is retired and away chasing the nesting pigeons at the bottom of the garden.

Just sang (well half screamed and laughed) Bad For Good. Got screamed at by mum by saying the babies next door will wake up. Says a lot about my singing sklls and look at me: I'm making a duo. Told my friend george and he looked a bit shocked.

"You mean... you's two together as in a couple???"

"No you pranny! A BAND DUO!!!!!!!"

prat.

airhead · 10 May 2004, 16:53

oooooh... 13 days to go.... tic toc tic toc

airhead · 12 May 2004, 21:40

Groan: weird day. At school was asked to write a story called The Journey. (how old am I? 14: I did this stuff when I was ten!!!!) everyone else was writing things like being in a car, and a train or spooky stuff. What do I write about? Friggin' alan the ant going down the pavement.

We've come up with a name for the group. Pigs rectum

I think i'll take Jenna aside and gently tell her that Pigs Rectum is not exactly the sort of name that people who are boring will not *ahem* appreciate.

Waistcoat is no longer. Instead have taken to wearing my old trusty beret with huge dennis the menace badges on.

airhead · 14 May 2004, 23:51

7 days to go.... ooooooh....

snoresles...

have got market in the morning. 4 am. groooooooaaaan..... can't I just stay in bed, take a train there and then do my speciality... busking. I busk at the side of my mums stall, get a fair few bob.

Weird day too. Went rollerskating, complete with beret, and mans jeans and old top, and with zzzap lolly, and my sixeties music on the windowsill blaring out onto the street. aaaah, life is goooood!

airhead · 15 May 2004, 23:56

I think I'll take chris's advice on the eric clapton chat up line. Yep i decided that life's too short for waiting for blokes to chat me up, so i'll wait until my luvverly holiday to come, and a longhair boy is there, hehehe!

Listening to john lennon. BOW DOWN!!!!! Yuppers, i ave pics of him adorning my wall. He's my hero. And has been for 3 years. The music is just flowing through me.... i haven't felt like this for a while.

Talking about john lennon, I've been a bad girl. I bought a marker pen, and graffitied. But I didn't write stuff like "eddie 4eva" or stuff like that. I wrote give "peace a chance- john lennon" and "war is over if you want it- john lennon" and "DOWN WITH BLAIR AND BUSH!!!" There is a phone box near the local supersaver shop. Someones written on it "War is politics with bloodshed. Politics is war without bloodshed" I couldn't have said it better.

airhead · 17 May 2004, 22:06

Yesterday got a little goodiebag of treties. Mums boyfriend works in london, and he was outsde this posh do (he wasn't part of it, he's scruffier than me, and THATS an acheivement) and he nicked a bag of them they were giving to the guests. in it was a little bottle of baileys, a facewash, some scrub stuff, funny almondy things, a sample packet of funny tea and posh chocolate. Is this what the middle and upper classes get? what do we get eh when we do have a bash? A bag of jelly babies and a box of PG TIPS.

Oh, suffereing of the clarse system. I am proud of being a working class and wen I am rich, I will never ever ever forget my roots.

airhead · 18 May 2004, 23:46

Last day of school today due to the fact that I AM FINALLY MOVING!!!!!!! 7 MONTHS OF PAINFUL BORING FUNLESS SLOG AND WE'VE GOT IT!

Was lazing about yesterday and looked out of window. (this is true on my grandmothers urn) and saw out of the corner of my eye... no it cant be... yes... a blow up baloon dog was flying past the window! Run out, woke mum up and pointed to this big dog. She couldn't believe it! I was falling about laughing.

People won't hear much from me from friday. But I promise i'll write the reveiw on the concert!

3 DAYS TO GO

airhead · 24 Jun 2004, 18:15

Hello i am back and thin and got a headache and stressed yet chillin' and stressing and MY HEAD IS KILLLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!

P.s. My head is in a spin. did you guess?

pps. Can I strangle someone please?

airhead · 25 Jun 2004, 20:50

I stubbed my toe.

It is all purple and black.

I shouted out, 9 o clock in the morning in a place full of old people...

B******S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it hurt.

And I got done for it!!!!! a huge row and a stamping of feet. My oor ickle toenail. My poor ickle pride. my poor ickle ego.

airhead · 01 Jul 2004, 16:41

Just got home from school.
am having a good time, most are friendly but of course theres the odd prat but generally i love it!

26 Apr 2004, 21:54	#76
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	ok, my owner eddie says she cant be bothered to write anymore in this blog so she is payng me a tin of cat food a day to write for her. Ok let me introduce myself. I am Alfie, an elderly and fat tom cat who likes to pretend i am a human. I like dribbling and talking in a meow sort of way and sleep on eddies bed so she wakes up sneezing. Eddie today just sat outside with her guitar "playing it". I am sailing by Rod stewart. So she laid it down frustrated (she's having a moody day, woke up happy, frustrated in miday and tearful now) and write out her own little tune saying "the ship has now sailed and sunk" to my other owner her mum. so now she is at her computer stressed out. I think its a good idea if I clear off now and catch those fish in her room. New objective to do before I die: eat Canvey and Island.

26 Apr 2004, 22:16	#77
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Oh yes. Eddie went on her rollerskates (she could never skate so why is she doing it now? In my eleven years on this earth I'll never understand that girl) sent out to get batteries and eggs She came home without eggs. it turns out she wasn't alowwed in the shop with those things on her feet. Thank kitty god.

27 Apr 2004, 00:31	#78
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Eddie decided that canvey and island were soppy names for her fish so she has now christened them jimi and hendrix. Strange because those fish are suicidal, banging against the sides of the tank Can't say I can't blame her. Just spent day lounging around and hiding in shed so was in danger of being shut in there again. Both owners are bored and mooching around, nothing better to do. It seems eddie is getting a bit lonely on the love life front. her only boyfriend she has ever had (excluding that baby boyfriend of hers when she was five) was not her type at all and he was gay anyway. Shes got a picture of eddie from RHPS on her mirror for gods sake!!!!! I think i shall set her up with that nice boy she was pissed off about a few days ago, poor girl. Well, I think i am getting my first payment of whiskas right now... ciao!!!!

27 Apr 2004, 12:01	#79
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Airhead be careful with your cat and the fish, I like the names though, I think my dog needs a new name

27 Apr 2004, 21:23	#80
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Aaaah. Eddie came home from school PISSED OFF and changed into little shorts and a small top. Three hours later the heavens open, and after walking around the local town like this she came back home shivering. Ruby my tormenter and youthful disposition monitor is now on cold turkey from chocolate as the poor young dog used to sit at the bar (yes, my owners have an old bar in their front room) that is full of chocolate and shake, and leaving her food to rot in the kitchen, much to owners annoyance and woorying. She is now eating fairly normally and only has a panic attack over chocolate if you are eating it as well. Oh yes, she is happy now though. You can call it ecstatic! The Cher tickets at last came through the post!!! She is jumping about like a madwoman! Well, jimi and hendrix are suicidal, by banging againt the sides of the tank, and whilst laying on owners bed last night all I heard was bonk bonk bonk bonk little pause BONK. Even the fish are barmy. Owner has also noticed she has a small twitch in her eye when upset in some way or another. She has only had it for five months and hasn't even noticed!!! She has it cos shes been under a lot of stress. ok, the other cat, my dear nephew tiger is itching for another fight so i'm off to punch the lights out of him and train eddie up for being my very own don king. sogoodbye, and remember, a mouse a da keeps the vet away!

28 Apr 2004, 21:09	#81
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	aaaah. Did kitty things today. Thunder and rain last night kept pet human awake last night. She says its like natures very own firework display and she loves them. My pet went to guitar lessons again today, and learnt house of the rising sun. Came back all fresh faced and bouncy, and came bac to listen to that strange man in the radio who she calls "meat loaf". I ddn't know food could sing I wonder how "meat loaf" can breath in that tiny little cd player she's got...

29 Apr 2004, 19:06	#82
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Owners are shouting at eachother, but not because they are angry, its because owner #1 eddie is "singing" OITRVM and owner #2 is telling her to shut up, johnny rotton would be proud, that she sounds like a crow with laryngitis... Owner #1 is just singing louder and louder... I think she should join the cats chorus outside!! She's great in cat terms!!!

30 Apr 2004, 20:08	#83
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	pet humans went to susans last night, (pet #1's auntie and pet #2s sister) and stayed the night. Yuppers, pet human #1 skived off school after an hour of bribery. Well, susan has had an intrest in a rolf harris lookalike for a while and he was her decorater. He broke a pipe and said it wern't his problem and now there is water pouring out of the wall in the street. Pet human eddie hates him with a vengeance. He is selfish, and a conman. but for some reason susan still fancies him and is always making up excuses for him. Hes ugly on the outside as well as on the inside. So pets stayed over there for most of day, whilst susan is stressed and upset. Poor sue. They came home and ruby had pooed everywhere on the carpet, was cleared up by a neighbor before they got in and got home to a horrible poo smell. gross. Am glad I am a cat. It was this food they had borrowed last week that caused it so pet #2 ran it over to a woman over the road to give her dog the s***s. pet #2's boyfriend is coming over tonight with his 15 year old daughter who eats hardly aything, has tantrums and total opposite to pet #1. Can only pity her...

04 May 2004, 21:30	#84
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Pet has been very depressed this weekend, but thanks to her mum, she knows whats wrong now. Her mum is so nice, and shes given eddie a kick up the backside, opened her eyes and had eddie cry all over her until she felt better, and she listened to her, every single one, and they both cried until it ended in them laughing about memories of eddies nan and grandad, their little funny ways and edde grieved and is now feeling better. love alfie

07 May 2004, 23:56	#85
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Pet is feeling amazing! She has the spirit again! Just changed her image, bright girlie clothes and happy music, and lots of hope in her heart! After being trapped in a lift, a good scream, a good shopping trip, a new cd. Its like eddie has had a happiness transplant. Its almost like the old days, writing songs, (yes she wrote a new one, its called Lift again.Its about two friends, one is depressed and low, and the other was exactly the same a while ago, but her friend lifted her again, and now she is trying to lift her friend again. Eddie is writing the music for it.) playing guitar, singing to her music, playng air guitar and air drums, and even air saxaphone! OMG!!!! And fish are alive! How better can her life get?

09 May 2004, 15:18	#86
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	14 days to go ....

09 May 2004, 15:38	#87
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Pet came off phone. Am worried. well worried ain't the word. Yes, her and her friend is going to form a duo... TD sorts duo, more speaking than actual singing. I'm terrified! 14 days to go...

09 May 2004, 23:54	#88
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Okay. I'm back. Alfie is retired and away chasing the nesting pigeons at the bottom of the garden. Just sang (well half screamed and laughed) Bad For Good. Got screamed at by mum by saying the babies next door will wake up. Says a lot about my singing sklls and look at me: I'm making a duo. Told my friend george and he looked a bit shocked. "You mean... you's two together as in a couple???" "No you pranny! A BAND DUO!!!!!!!" prat.

10 May 2004, 16:53	#89
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	oooooh... 13 days to go.... tic toc tic toc

12 May 2004, 21:40	#90
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Groan: weird day. At school was asked to write a story called The Journey. (how old am I? 14: I did this stuff when I was ten!!!!) everyone else was writing things like being in a car, and a train or spooky stuff. What do I write about? Friggin' alan the ant going down the pavement. We've come up with a name for the group. Pigs rectum I think i'll take Jenna aside and gently tell her that Pigs Rectum is not exactly the sort of name that people who are boring will not ahem appreciate. Waistcoat is no longer. Instead have taken to wearing my old trusty beret with huge dennis the menace badges on.

14 May 2004, 23:51	#91
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	7 days to go.... ooooooh.... snoresles... have got market in the morning. 4 am. groooooooaaaan..... can't I just stay in bed, take a train there and then do my speciality... busking. I busk at the side of my mums stall, get a fair few bob. Weird day too. Went rollerskating, complete with beret, and mans jeans and old top, and with zzzap lolly, and my sixeties music on the windowsill blaring out onto the street. aaaah, life is goooood!

15 May 2004, 23:56	#92
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	I think I'll take chris's advice on the eric clapton chat up line. Yep i decided that life's too short for waiting for blokes to chat me up, so i'll wait until my luvverly holiday to come, and a longhair boy is there, hehehe! Listening to john lennon. BOW DOWN!!!!! Yuppers, i ave pics of him adorning my wall. He's my hero. And has been for 3 years. The music is just flowing through me.... i haven't felt like this for a while. Talking about john lennon, I've been a bad girl. I bought a marker pen, and graffitied. But I didn't write stuff like "eddie 4eva" or stuff like that. I wrote give "peace a chance- john lennon" and "war is over if you want it- john lennon" and "DOWN WITH BLAIR AND BUSH!!!" There is a phone box near the local supersaver shop. Someones written on it "War is politics with bloodshed. Politics is war without bloodshed" I couldn't have said it better.

17 May 2004, 22:06	#93
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Yesterday got a little goodiebag of treties. Mums boyfriend works in london, and he was outsde this posh do (he wasn't part of it, he's scruffier than me, and THATS an acheivement) and he nicked a bag of them they were giving to the guests. in it was a little bottle of baileys, a facewash, some scrub stuff, funny almondy things, a sample packet of funny tea and posh chocolate. Is this what the middle and upper classes get? what do we get eh when we do have a bash? A bag of jelly babies and a box of PG TIPS. Oh, suffereing of the clarse system. I am proud of being a working class and wen I am rich, I will never ever ever forget my roots.

18 May 2004, 23:46	#94
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Last day of school today due to the fact that I AM FINALLY MOVING!!!!!!! 7 MONTHS OF PAINFUL BORING FUNLESS SLOG AND WE'VE GOT IT! Was lazing about yesterday and looked out of window. (this is true on my grandmothers urn) and saw out of the corner of my eye... no it cant be... yes... a blow up baloon dog was flying past the window! Run out, woke mum up and pointed to this big dog. She couldn't believe it! I was falling about laughing. People won't hear much from me from friday. But I promise i'll write the reveiw on the concert! 3 DAYS TO GO

24 Jun 2004, 18:15	#95
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Hello i am back and thin and got a headache and stressed yet chillin' and stressing and MY HEAD IS KILLLING ME!!!!!!!!!!! P.s. My head is in a spin. did you guess? pps. Can I strangle someone please?

25 Jun 2004, 20:50	#96
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	I stubbed my toe. It is all purple and black. I shouted out, 9 o clock in the morning in a place full of old people... B******S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it hurt. And I got done for it!!!!! a huge row and a stamping of feet. My oor ickle toenail. My poor ickle pride. my poor ickle ego.

01 Jul 2004, 16:41	#97
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Just got home from school. am having a good time, most are friendly but of course theres the odd prat but generally i love it!