08 Dec 2004, 15:18
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the enchanted spleen
 Join Date: 12.02.2004
Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse.
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sam says that dogs were naughty and laughed at their creator so he took their wings and grounded them
Q. If a tree landed in the forest and no one was there to hear it, why do people think it doesn't make a sound??? |
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08 Dec 2004, 15:29
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Loafer
 Join Date: 15.11.2004
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A. Because that questions mostly asked to blondes and tramps who dropped outta school who think they will be clever...
Q. Would you kill a 2 birds with one stone, as the sayin goes...so would you actually kill TWO birds with a stone???!!!???  P.s secret i told Airhead earier: Sam eats dog poop...shhh 
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08 Dec 2004, 15:58
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 14.04.2002
Location:
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If it's birds like pheasant then you are much better throttling them witha shoelace as that way is quieter rathr than having to find your stone after each throw!!
Q. Shall I put my Xmas decorations up or sprawl in front of the TV? |
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08 Dec 2004, 17:05
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Too sexy for this post
Join Date: 14.04.2002
Location:
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Posts: 2,895
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Quote:
This is the primary argument against the existence of God. Just wanted to answer that. |
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09 Dec 2004, 13:10
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Loafer
Join Date: 15.11.2004
Posts: 53
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Put your decorations up a little later in the month.
Q. How many pets do you have and what are they/what are they called? |
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09 Dec 2004, 13:19
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Rookie
Join Date: 08.12.2004
Posts: 16
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A.Kitkat=cat
Toad=toad 2 mice not named Q. Whats the longest you've watched TV for with out blinking? |
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09 Dec 2004, 13:19
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
Location:
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Posts: 6,389
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I have a black field spaniel aged around 7 yrs (rescue dog)
His name is Dougie He is lovely & affectionate - but hates kids (was beaten up as a puppy) We have had him 3 yrs now Someone cheer me up - having a bad day 
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09 Dec 2004, 13:25
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Loafer
Join Date: 15.11.2004
Posts: 53
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Ive probably watched t.v for the longest of 24 hours str8.
Whats your favourite thing to do? FA cheer up. :P its nearly Xmas jus think how lucky you are |
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09 Dec 2004, 18:26
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Too sexy for this post
Join Date: 14.04.2002
Location:
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Posts: 2,895
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Christmas is horrendous.
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09 Dec 2004, 19:42
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
 Still Rockin' at "72"
Posts: 13,181
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A)Bah Humbug Rob :)
Q)Would you like to spend Christmas with us.... You'll change your mind |
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10 Dec 2004, 13:32
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
Location:
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Posts: 6,389
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Go on then Dottie - I could do with the break
 Anyone want to do my Xmas shopping for me - I hate it 
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10 Dec 2004, 14:54
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Loafer
Join Date: 15.11.2004
Posts: 53
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Yeah i'll do it if you give me the money....
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE THING TO DO!!!???!! 
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10 Dec 2004, 15:58
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Lurker
Join Date: 12.07.2004
Location:
Kent
Posts: 1,067
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Work, sex and music...
Whats yours? |
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10 Dec 2004, 18:54
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
Location:
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Relaxing after a hard week at work - witha few beers, music & the tinternet
Playing my drums too Our satalite box has just blown up  What do you get a 86 yr old mother in law for Xmas ????? |
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10 Dec 2004, 20:28
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Astrophysicist At Large
Join Date: 19.04.2003
Location: Beneath his dreaming tree
Posts: 4,284
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A. Sherry
Q. has christmas become a commercial rather than a religious festival?? |
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10 Dec 2004, 21:49
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
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(she does not drink)
Yes it is more commertial rather than what it is meant to represent How does Santa get in if you have blocked up your chimney ??? |
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15 Dec 2004, 17:21
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Astrophysicist At Large
Join Date: 19.04.2003
Location: Beneath his dreaming tree
Posts: 4,284
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A. There is no Santa.
Q. can you think of a question??? |
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15 Dec 2004, 17:46
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
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NO SANTA
 What shell I wear to go out tonight |
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15 Dec 2004, 18:17
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 13.10.2003
Location:
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Posts: 3,668
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A: Wear something sexy...
 Q: Would you like to live in Africa?
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16 Dec 2004, 22:14
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
Location:
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NO
Any one here like "Little Britan" |
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17 Dec 2004, 11:29
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 02.03.2004
Location:
The Arena of the Unwell
Posts: 3,177
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Yes... or Yeah but no but yeah I swaped it for a cd.
Why wouldn't you like to live in Africa? Parts of it are very nice not all of it is how the news portrays it.... |
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17 Dec 2004, 13:23
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
Location:
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Posts: 6,389
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Keb - Too Hot - Don't like it too hot
WHAT DO YOU BUY A 9 YEAR OLD GIRL FOR XMAS ????? |
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17 Dec 2004, 17:34
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 25.11.2003
Location:
Harlow Essex
Posts: 1,166
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HMV voucher so they can get the next busted album!!
how do I tell my wife i've just booked 4 days in Barcelona in Feb to watch Chelsea??? |
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17 Dec 2004, 19:30
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
Location:
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Posts: 6,389
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with lots of romance - flowers - chocolates - grovelling
Have a stinking cold what is the best way to get rid of it for tomorro night (works Xmas do) |
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19 Dec 2004, 14:14
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Too sexy for this post
Join Date: 14.04.2002
Location:
Manchester, UK
Posts: 2,895
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Crack cocaine,
Who's the boss? |
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