Who is GOD? - Page 3

Rob The Badger · 08 Sep 2003, 17:49

Yes. Yes I am.
I mean, have you ever seen a dinosaur. Thought not.
It's all fabrication.

Crystal Eyes · 08 Sep 2003, 18:40

So they made all those skeletons and just pretended to find them? Umm... perhaps I'll wait for GOD's explanation before I make any definite decisions. Strange he/she/it hasn't come to answer my question. I'm sure he/she/it is supposed to omniscient.

Rob The Badger · 08 Sep 2003, 19:01

Think of the money spent on the mass media. Believe me, they have the time and the cash to create all these forgeries.

Crystal Eyes · 08 Sep 2003, 23:46

All right then. If this is true and if you are indeed as you claim God why have you allowed these people to sin so much? Why have you not smited them to tiny little ashes? They've lied to the whole world! Decieved us all! Why do you not punish them for their wickedness?

Rob The Badger · 09 Sep 2003, 09:20

I have stock invested in the museam business.

GOD · 09 Sep 2003, 16:07

As i have said before...Eyeore is harbouring delusions of Grandeur. I am GOD. He is not. He just wishes everyone to believe that he is GOD to gain noteriety and respect. He already has those things, so why he feels the need to pretend he is something that he's not is beyond me. Perhaps Satan has a hand in here?

Dinosaurs - Dinosaurs were indeed beautiful creatures. Graceful, elegent and amazing. BUT they did not believe, so they had to go. They were forever questioning myself and my creations. I have, however, learnt from that, and am now used to being judged, questioned and ridiculed, after all, it is the way of man.

Chris - if you percieve in my avatar that i am wearing wellington boots and rubber gloves, then the conclusion you must draw is that i feel a strange affinity with this man made thing called rubber.

Rob The Badger · 09 Sep 2003, 16:18

Oh my Eyeore!
What posh!
I am the only true God. I hate to have to tell you. But this wellington wearing cloud lover is harbouring delusions of grandeur. In her own words. Besides, GOD is a-sexual. Case in point.

evil nickname · 09 Sep 2003, 16:22

You're all just figments of my imagination.... all of you!

heat · 09 Sep 2003, 16:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyeore

Besides, GOD is a-sexual.

So does this mean that you are admitting that you aren't GOD, Eyeore???

Rob The Badger · 09 Sep 2003, 17:13

Of course not. I can be a-sexual if I so choose.

Crystal Eyes · 09 Sep 2003, 18:43

Eyeore you say you have stock in the museum buisness but what interest does God have in money? What value is it to him? Surely you have no need for it?
GOD, so dinosaurs were non-believers and you destroyed them because of it. Not much of the compassion of heard about, was there? Besides were dinosaurs bright enough to be able to concieve the idea of a god?

Rob The Badger · 09 Sep 2003, 19:01

I have uses for money, like buying Mrs. God a birthday present.

heat · 09 Sep 2003, 21:38

But Eyeore, we already KNOW you is male, as we have been chatting to you for a while...so there is no way at all you can be GOD.

Chris · 09 Sep 2003, 21:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Great pretender

Of course not. I can be a-sexual if I so choose.

I too can be a-sexual
.....

A-Sexual-machine!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry but I had to post this before someone else did!!!!!!!

Eyeore, If you really are god, what is my inside leg measurement???

original sin · 09 Sep 2003, 22:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

I too can be a-sexual
A-Sexual-machine!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry but I had to post this before someone else did!!!!!!!

Oh Chris you know us soooooo well

Tim · 09 Sep 2003, 22:13

Hahah Chris... very funny one!!!

Rob The Badger · 09 Sep 2003, 22:15

God has no need to know of your inside leg measurement Chris. And a-sexuality is in the mentality, not the physical.

Tim · 09 Sep 2003, 22:19

Eyeore can't be god... i mean... talking to much about it. And can't be.

Rob The Badger · 09 Sep 2003, 22:45

I'm self-advertising. I'm like McDonalds, only more spiritual. Almost.

Crystal Eyes · 09 Sep 2003, 23:15

How does Mrs. God feel about you being a-sexual? And also I don't think God would compare him/her/itself to McDonalds. It doesn't seem right somehow.

Rob The Badger · 09 Sep 2003, 23:20

McDonald's bears a striking resemblance to the Church, when you think about it. "Past the church, all they want is your money"*. Too a social institution.
Mrs. God is understanding of my need to be a-sexual. It's a delicate balance.

*- You guessed it, Morrissey.

Crystal Eyes · 09 Sep 2003, 23:32

The church is like McDonalds? Does that mean all the food tastes disgusting? Not a great advertisment for the Christian faith.

PS Do you speak like James Mason?

evil nickname · 09 Sep 2003, 23:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crystal Eyes

The church is like McDonalds? Does that mean all the food tastes disgusting?

No, it means that religion is hard to swallow and disgusting...

Tim · 10 Sep 2003, 00:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by evil nickname

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crystal Eyes

The church is like McDonalds? Does that mean all the food tastes disgusting?

No, it means that religion is hard to swallow and disgusting...

hahhah... Evil Nickname....

But... now we are getting a bit racial... i mean against religion. It is everyones choice if they belong to a churg or not and if they believe or not...

So let us keep away from this, and go on with the topic, before we got into trouble.

The Butcher.

Rob The Badger · 10 Sep 2003, 00:03

Religion isn't the problem, organised religion is.
And yes I do speak just like James Mason

*

*For anyone who doesn't get this rent some Eddie Izzard vids!

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08 Sep 2003, 17:49	#51
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	Yes. Yes I am. I mean, have you ever seen a dinosaur. Thought not. It's all fabrication.

08 Sep 2003, 18:40	#52
Crystal Eyes Super Loafer Join Date: 09.07.2003 Location: In the clouds Posts: 649	So they made all those skeletons and just pretended to find them? Umm... perhaps I'll wait for GOD's explanation before I make any definite decisions. Strange he/she/it hasn't come to answer my question. I'm sure he/she/it is supposed to omniscient.

08 Sep 2003, 19:01	#53
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	Think of the money spent on the mass media. Believe me, they have the time and the cash to create all these forgeries.

08 Sep 2003, 23:46	#54
Crystal Eyes Super Loafer Join Date: 09.07.2003 Location: In the clouds Posts: 649	All right then. If this is true and if you are indeed as you claim God why have you allowed these people to sin so much? Why have you not smited them to tiny little ashes? They've lied to the whole world! Decieved us all! Why do you not punish them for their wickedness?

09 Sep 2003, 09:20	#55
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	I have stock invested in the museam business.

09 Sep 2003, 16:07	#56
GOD Me, Myself & I Join Date: 30.08.2003 Location: Omnipresent / Heaven Posts: 64	As i have said before...Eyeore is harbouring delusions of Grandeur. I am GOD. He is not. He just wishes everyone to believe that he is GOD to gain noteriety and respect. He already has those things, so why he feels the need to pretend he is something that he's not is beyond me. Perhaps Satan has a hand in here? Dinosaurs - Dinosaurs were indeed beautiful creatures. Graceful, elegent and amazing. BUT they did not believe, so they had to go. They were forever questioning myself and my creations. I have, however, learnt from that, and am now used to being judged, questioned and ridiculed, after all, it is the way of man. Chris - if you percieve in my avatar that i am wearing wellington boots and rubber gloves, then the conclusion you must draw is that i feel a strange affinity with this man made thing called rubber.

09 Sep 2003, 16:18	#57
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	Oh my Eyeore! What posh! I am the only true God. I hate to have to tell you. But this wellington wearing cloud lover is harbouring delusions of grandeur. In her own words. Besides, GOD is a-sexual. Case in point.

09 Sep 2003, 16:22	#58
evil nickname Guest Join Date: 19.04.2003 Posts: 2,238	You're all just figments of my imagination.... all of you!

09 Sep 2003, 17:13	#60
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	Of course not. I can be a-sexual if I so choose.

09 Sep 2003, 18:43	#61
Crystal Eyes Super Loafer Join Date: 09.07.2003 Location: In the clouds Posts: 649	Eyeore you say you have stock in the museum buisness but what interest does God have in money? What value is it to him? Surely you have no need for it? GOD, so dinosaurs were non-believers and you destroyed them because of it. Not much of the compassion of heard about, was there? Besides were dinosaurs bright enough to be able to concieve the idea of a god?

09 Sep 2003, 19:01	#62
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	I have uses for money, like buying Mrs. God a birthday present.

09 Sep 2003, 21:38	#63
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	But Eyeore, we already KNOW you is male, as we have been chatting to you for a while...so there is no way at all you can be GOD.

09 Sep 2003, 22:13	#66
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Hahah Chris... very funny one!!!

09 Sep 2003, 22:15	#67
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	God has no need to know of your inside leg measurement Chris. And a-sexuality is in the mentality, not the physical.

09 Sep 2003, 22:19	#68
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Eyeore can't be god... i mean... talking to much about it. And can't be.

09 Sep 2003, 22:45	#69
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	I'm self-advertising. I'm like McDonalds, only more spiritual. Almost.

09 Sep 2003, 23:15	#70
Crystal Eyes Super Loafer Join Date: 09.07.2003 Location: In the clouds Posts: 649	How does Mrs. God feel about you being a-sexual? And also I don't think God would compare him/her/itself to McDonalds. It doesn't seem right somehow.

09 Sep 2003, 23:20	#71
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	McDonald's bears a striking resemblance to the Church, when you think about it. "Past the church, all they want is your money". Too a social institution. Mrs. God is understanding of my need to be a-sexual. It's a delicate balance. - You guessed it, Morrissey.

09 Sep 2003, 23:32	#72
Crystal Eyes Super Loafer Join Date: 09.07.2003 Location: In the clouds Posts: 649	The church is like McDonalds? Does that mean all the food tastes disgusting? Not a great advertisment for the Christian faith. PS Do you speak like James Mason?

10 Sep 2003, 00:03	#75
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	Religion isn't the problem, organised religion is. And yes I do speak just like James Mason * *For anyone who doesn't get this rent some Eddie Izzard vids!