MLUKFC: In Depth - Page 3

**The Flying Mouse** · 09 Sep 2010, 20:15

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Originally Posted by Monstro

We passed

I remember when Andy conducted the interview, and the two of you emerged from the office (well, broom closet

) with your arms round each other for balance, grinning like idiots, swinging a bottle of whiskey from your free hands, and what you actually uttered was "WE'S PISSED".

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Originally Posted by Steve6

I thought you and Neil were lovers? What's going to come out of your mouth next?

OK, someone's getting banned for this shit

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Originally Posted by WarioLoaf

Me and R. had a fling in the 70's

As R is a composite, that would mean it was group sex, and as none of the staff reported anything that weird happening to them in the middle of the day, i'm fairly sure you didn't.

**RadioMaster** · 09 Sep 2010, 20:15

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

R cannot die as R does not exist in the conventional accepted meaning of the word.
R is actually a [url=http://reddwarf.wikia.com/wiki/Gestalt_entity]gestalt entity].
He is a composite of the forum staff, and of Fred (the Fred explains the weird shit

).
Fred is an experiment of the R composite and is actually called fRed (the capital R to signify that R is within fred, as fred is a part of the whole that is R).
The fRed paradox is that R is the creator of Fred, but fRed is a part of R, and so technically created himself.

He also created a version of Neil called the fRying mouse

**Monstro** · 09 Sep 2010, 20:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadioMaster

He also created a version of Neil called the fRying mouse

And RJ is R's Joke....it all fits

Steve6 · 09 Sep 2010, 20:19

Neil thanks very much for taking a lot of time to reply to all my questions. I got the feeling it was riddled with sarcasm and half-truths though....not to mention the countless fiction throughout. R never existed he was a clone of Fred?

You should write to Fireball and tell him you'll shut the site down if he doesn't give you free stuff. Honestly he would be delighted to treat you guys to free concert tickets, and M&G for all your work.

**allrevvedup** · 09 Sep 2010, 20:19

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Originally Posted by Lucy!

Quite right! I shouldn't have to defend my own honour

am reminded of the Groucho Marx quote...

'Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did.'

LucyK! · 09 Sep 2010, 20:21

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Originally Posted by allrevvedup

am reminded of the Groucho Marx quote...

Don't be - it's bloody awful!

24K · 09 Sep 2010, 20:21

I would not fancy the job of being a moderator, i certainly do not think they are on a power trip !

**allrevvedup** · 09 Sep 2010, 20:21

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Originally Posted by Lucy!

Don't be - it's bloody awful!

from a female point of view...possibly

R. · 09 Sep 2010, 20:23

This thread scares me.

**allrevvedup** · 09 Sep 2010, 20:24

i would suggest getting back on topic but even i'm not sure what that is...

24K · 09 Sep 2010, 20:25

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Originally Posted by R.

This thread scares me.

No shit

there is some weird shit going on here !

24K · 09 Sep 2010, 20:26

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Originally Posted by allrevvedup

i would suggest getting back on topic but even i'm not sure what that is...

Think the topic is drugs, sex and rock and roll ?

**allrevvedup** · 09 Sep 2010, 20:27

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Originally Posted by 24K

Think the topic is drugs, sex and rock and roll ?

very apt for your signature 'You better pray she took her morning medication ! .. '

LucyK! · 09 Sep 2010, 20:28

I think the thread topic is the list of questions which Andy answered in post #2 ... so the rest is pretty pointless

**The Flying Mouse** · 09 Sep 2010, 20:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadioMaster

He also created a version of Neil called the fRying mouse

Well someone had to cook dinner

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monstro

And RJ is R's Joke....it all fits

Exactly.
People were taking fRed way too seriously, and so we needed something a little less subtle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve6

Neil thanks very much for taking a lot of time to reply to all my questions. I got the feeling it was riddled with sarcasm and half-truths though....not to mention the countless fiction throughout. R never existed he was a clone of Fred?

You're more than welcome.
I'm never knowlingly helpful

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve6

You should write to Fireball and tell him you'll shut the site down if he doesn't give you free stuff. Honestly he would be delighted to treat you guys to free concert tickets, and M&G for all your work.

We couldn't do that.
We do what we do to give something back, so if Meat gave us stuff we'd have to do more stuff to give more back, which would incur more thanks and gifts meaning we'd have to give a hell of a lot more back.
That's a whole lot of giving back

One day Meat will stop doing stuff, then we'll give an extra 5 minutes "back" so that we are completley even.
Then Meat and the staff will face each other, staring at each other out and daring each other to do something that will result in the other doing something to thank the former, and it'll all kick off again.

I'm getting dizzy just thinking about it

**The Flying Mouse** · 09 Sep 2010, 20:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by R.

This thread scares me.

Which means that we are all scared

24K · 09 Sep 2010, 20:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by allrevvedup

very apt for your signature 'You better pray she took her morning medication ! .. '

You better believe it

Hubby has that as his ringtone, dunno what he means ?

LOL...

*AndyK* · 09 Sep 2010, 20:37

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Originally Posted by 24K

You better believe it

Hubby has that as his ringtone, dunno what he means ?

LOL...

Ohhh I do!

Steve6 · 09 Sep 2010, 20:37

The problem with this thread is the moderators swarmed on it like a bee to honey. So instead of cleaning up other peoples mess they can clean up there own now.

I was hoping the thread would develop into questions to do with this site..but Wario is using it to get himself a lover, and the moderators have gone mad.

**The Flying Mouse** · 09 Sep 2010, 20:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve6

Wario is using it to get himself a lover, and the moderators have gone mad.

We should put that in the welcome e mail

24K · 09 Sep 2010, 20:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

Ohhh I do!

You know me too well

LOL...

*AndyK* · 09 Sep 2010, 20:43

Your quesitons were answered, no one else raised any. Think this can be moved to Off Topic now

Sarge · 09 Sep 2010, 20:47

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Originally Posted by 24K

Think the topic is drugs, sex and rock and roll ?

After reading this thread, I think it's only drugs, LOL.

24K · 09 Sep 2010, 20:49

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Originally Posted by Sarge

After reading this thread, I think it's only drugs, LOL.

sounds like some are on them and some should be on them, me i know which category i am in

Rage Against · 09 Sep 2010, 20:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

R cannot die as R does not exist in the conventional accepted meaning of the word.
R is actually a gestalt entity.
He is a composite of the forum staff, and of Fred (the Fred explains the weird shit

).
Fred is an experiment of the R composite and is actually called fRed (the capital R to signify that R is within fred, as fred is a part of the whole that is R).
The fRed paradox is that R is the creator of Fred, but fRed is a part of R, and so technically created himself.
It's a forum version of the chicken and the egg.
It was brought about by R (therefore the whole forum staff) being bored after playing with a pencil and rubber band one rainy Saturday afternoon.

The short answer to the question is that R cannot die unless all the forum staff are wiped out at the same time, and should the forum then promote new staff from the ranks, R would live again.
That said, if the forum staff were to be wiped out and fRed sigma was left, then R would take on the personality of Fred (fRed).
For the Harry Potter fans, think of fRed is Lord Voldermort's final horcrux

I have a headache now.

09 Sep 2010, 20:19	#54
Steve6 Batman Join Date: 28.11.2005 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,690	Neil thanks very much for taking a lot of time to reply to all my questions. I got the feeling it was riddled with sarcasm and half-truths though....not to mention the countless fiction throughout. R never existed he was a clone of Fred? You should write to Fireball and tell him you'll shut the site down if he doesn't give you free stuff. Honestly he would be delighted to treat you guys to free concert tickets, and M&G for all your work.

09 Sep 2010, 20:21	#57
24K Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.10.2003 Location: WAY UP NORTH Posts: 1,923	I would not fancy the job of being a moderator, i certainly do not think they are on a power trip !

09 Sep 2010, 20:23	#59
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	This thread scares me.

09 Sep 2010, 20:24	#60
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,354	i would suggest getting back on topic but even i'm not sure what that is...

09 Sep 2010, 20:28	#64
LucyK! The Monster Is Luce Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Posts: 7,547	I think the thread topic is the list of questions which Andy answered in post #2 ... so the rest is pretty pointless

09 Sep 2010, 20:37	#69
Steve6 Batman Join Date: 28.11.2005 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,690	The problem with this thread is the moderators swarmed on it like a bee to honey. So instead of cleaning up other peoples mess they can clean up there own now. I was hoping the thread would develop into questions to do with this site..but Wario is using it to get himself a lover, and the moderators have gone mad.

09 Sep 2010, 20:43	#72
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Your quesitons were answered, no one else raised any. Think this can be moved to Off Topic now