Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast) - Page 276

Chris · 11 Aug 2006, 19:42

Where's the landlord?

And is the landlord allowed to come out and play on Sunday evening please?
And would he be persuaded if i invited Misses P & M?

JanT · 12 Aug 2006, 10:25

Weak tea, milk, two sugars please and some plasters if you have any 'cause this darn kitten is ripping my hands to shreds.

hayley · 12 Aug 2006, 14:42

kitten awwwwww bless!!!!i bet its so cute!!!!!just a pepsi when someone is free!!!!!

Rockette · 12 Aug 2006, 14:56

Kitties don't like Pepsi

hayley · 12 Aug 2006, 15:00

my dog likes pepsi lol

Rockette · 12 Aug 2006, 16:18

Dogs allowed in this establishment? Okay, let's bring in the cat as well.

**The Flying Mouse** · 12 Aug 2006, 19:47

Sign above the door ---- All owners must be accompanied by a pet.

hayley · 12 Aug 2006, 19:49

JanT · 12 Aug 2006, 20:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by hayley

kitten awwwwww bless!!!!i bet its so cute!!!!!just a pepsi when someone is free!!!!!

Cute is not a word I'd use at this moment in time lol

weak tea, milk, two sugars please and a big bowl of water for Abbey and a small bowl of water for Meat Loaf please (don't ask).

**The Flying Mouse** · 12 Aug 2006, 20:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Where's the landlord?

And is the landlord allowed to come out and play on Sunday evening please?
And would he be persuaded if i invited Misses P & M?

The Mouse is always happy to come out to play

hayley · 12 Aug 2006, 23:41

now wheres that sexy man i met in here the other day......
Aha there u are, il have a vodka and coke and whatever this gorgeous man wants please!!!!!
hayley sits in the corner chatting up the hat stand*

**The Flying Mouse** · 13 Aug 2006, 00:40

Hi Bob.
You wanna change those two barrels down the cellar for me.

cheers buddy

.

Why is it that nobody is ever here when Bob walks in?

**The Flying Mouse** · 13 Aug 2006, 00:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by hayley

hayley sits in the corner chatting up the hat stand*

I'm impressed.

Considering you're in the round bar

hayley · 13 Aug 2006, 00:45

wow there is a round bar in here?

**The Flying Mouse** · 13 Aug 2006, 00:46

Well you were sat in the corner of it

hayley · 13 Aug 2006, 00:49

me and my hat stand are goin home as im confused

**The Flying Mouse** · 13 Aug 2006, 00:52

Think we'll be hearing wedding bells soon

hayley · 13 Aug 2006, 00:53

mrs hayley stand has a nice ring to it

mszee · 13 Aug 2006, 00:56

Did somebody here order wedding cake???

**The Flying Mouse** · 13 Aug 2006, 00:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by hayley

me and my hat stand are goin home as im confused

If it's a boy, you should call your firstborn Mike

hayley · 13 Aug 2006, 01:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

If it's a boy, you should call your firstborn Mike

of course

what about girls names tho _________ stand

**The Flying Mouse** · 13 Aug 2006, 01:05

Well you could go for a new age name, like Night

mszee · 13 Aug 2006, 01:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Well you could go for a new age name, like Night

Hayley, make it One Night...and you're in business...

hayley · 13 Aug 2006, 01:10

ok then Night and Mike Stand it is!!!!

**The Flying Mouse** · 13 Aug 2006, 01:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

Hayley, make it One Night...and you're in business...

I don't know dear, you and your one track mind...

11 Aug 2006, 19:42	#6876
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Where's the landlord? And is the landlord allowed to come out and play on Sunday evening please? And would he be persuaded if i invited Misses P & M?

12 Aug 2006, 10:25	#6877
JanT Mega Loafer Join Date: 22.06.2006 Location: Blackpool Posts: 2,232	Weak tea, milk, two sugars please and some plasters if you have any 'cause this darn kitten is ripping my hands to shreds.

12 Aug 2006, 14:42	#6878
hayley Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.08.2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,088	kitten awwwwww bless!!!!i bet its so cute!!!!!just a pepsi when someone is free!!!!!

12 Aug 2006, 14:56	#6879
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Kitties don't like Pepsi

12 Aug 2006, 15:00	#6880
hayley Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.08.2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,088	my dog likes pepsi lol

12 Aug 2006, 16:18	#6881
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Dogs allowed in this establishment? Okay, let's bring in the cat as well.

12 Aug 2006, 19:47	#6882
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Sign above the door ---- All owners must be accompanied by a pet.

12 Aug 2006, 19:49	#6883
hayley Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.08.2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,088

12 Aug 2006, 23:41	#6886
hayley Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.08.2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,088	now wheres that sexy man i met in here the other day...... Aha there u are, il have a vodka and coke and whatever this gorgeous man wants please!!!!! hayley sits in the corner chatting up the hat stand*

13 Aug 2006, 00:40	#6887
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Hi Bob. You wanna change those two barrels down the cellar for me. cheers buddy . Why is it that nobody is ever here when Bob walks in?

13 Aug 2006, 00:45	#6889
hayley Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.08.2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,088	wow there is a round bar in here?

13 Aug 2006, 00:46	#6890
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Well you were sat in the corner of it

13 Aug 2006, 00:49	#6891
hayley Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.08.2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,088	me and my hat stand are goin home as im confused

13 Aug 2006, 00:52	#6892
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Think we'll be hearing wedding bells soon

13 Aug 2006, 00:53	#6893
hayley Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.08.2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,088	mrs hayley stand has a nice ring to it

13 Aug 2006, 00:56	#6894
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Did somebody here order wedding cake???

13 Aug 2006, 01:05	#6897
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Well you could go for a new age name, like Night

13 Aug 2006, 01:10	#6899
hayley Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.08.2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,088	ok then Night and Mike Stand it is!!!!