Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast) - Page 256

**The Flying Mouse** · 10 Jul 2006, 17:20

*bangs on ceiling*

BRING ME SOUP

I'm not a well mouse *swoon

*

mszee · 10 Jul 2006, 17:23

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

*bangs on ceiling*

BRING ME SOUP

I'm not a well mouse *swoon

*

*Runs up and catches mousie...*

Here is your soup, dear...it's right there on the bedside table...all ready for you, darling...

(Interesting greeting after prolonged absense I might add - marriage isn't everything it was promised to be...)

vrg · 10 Jul 2006, 17:32

Looks like Mr. Mouse needs some extra TLC for a while.

Have fun; will order later.

mszee · 10 Jul 2006, 17:34

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Originally Posted by vrg

Looks like Mr. Mouse needs some extra TLC for a while.

Have fun; will order later.

He can't smoke while ill...

(Trying to come up with some decent excuses)

And what happens in the bedroom...stays in the bedroom...

L96 · 10 Jul 2006, 23:09

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Originally Posted by mszee

Ma'am...if not buying anything here...please move on...

Oh, that's nice, that is.... my money has kept you afloat, one of your earthling leaders starts offering bargains, and *I* get turfed...???

mszee · 11 Jul 2006, 00:02

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Originally Posted by Lotus96

Oh, that's nice, that is.... my money has kept you afloat, one of your earthling leaders starts offering bargains, and *I* get turfed...???

M'am...this here is a pub...not an armory????

Would you like something that actually is a food or drink???

vrg · 11 Jul 2006, 00:19

Hi,

Can I have my special, please?

It is so nice that Mr. Mouse made an appearance today. Have missed him a lot. Didn't mean to pry with my earlier inquiry. What I meant was that men can be so difficult and demanding when they are sick; they need some extra TLC, and part of the TLC given can be a punishment for being so cranky, given later when they are well,

However you want to administer said punishment,

or

mszee · 11 Jul 2006, 00:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by vrg

Hi,

Can I have my special, please?

It is so nice that Mr. Mouse made an appearance today. Have missed him a lot. Didn't mean to pry with my earlier inquiry. What I meant was that men can be so difficult and demanding when they are sick; they need some extra TLC, and part of the TLC given can be a punishment for being so cranky, given later when they are well,

However you want to administer said punishment,

or

Punishment...at this point all I am thinking of is...get well soon already...you...mousie...you...

L96 · 11 Jul 2006, 07:03

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Originally Posted by mszee

M'am...this here is a pub...not an armory????

Would you like something that actually is a food or drink???

Since when?

And frankly, weaponry is food and drink to some of us, to deny us that right is akin to discrimination and will land thee afore ye olde Equal Opportunity board faster than ye can utter the phrase "justified genocide."

Humph.

mszee · 11 Jul 2006, 13:55

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Originally Posted by Lotus96

Since when?

And frankly, weaponry is food and drink to some of us, to deny us that right is akin to discrimination and will land thee afore ye olde Equal Opportunity board faster than ye can utter the phrase "justified genocide."

Humph.

Oh my dear lord...you must have had your breakfast elsewhere...did somebody do something untoward to your cereal???

Cheer up, mate...the best is yet to come...

Here...have a beer on the house...or do you need anything stronger?

L96 · 12 Jul 2006, 22:43

Tis nothing wrong with my serial kil...

I mean, my cereal....

A beer would be lovely, thank you.

Any chance of a chaser, please?

mszee · 12 Jul 2006, 22:55

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Originally Posted by Lotus96

Tis nothing wrong with my serial kil...

I mean, my cereal....

A beer would be lovely, thank you.

Any chance of a chaser, please?

*Puts down beer and a chaser on a counter*...

Here, Lotus...this is on the house...landlady is tired...

L96 · 13 Jul 2006, 07:13

HA HA!!!

BOOOM!

*L96 grabs days takings and skedaddles....

(Oh, and thank your mother for the rabbits)

Hypnobabe · 13 Jul 2006, 10:50

Sounds like you could use a break landlady... need a hand in the bar?

Hypnobabe · 13 Jul 2006, 10:50

No previous experience unfortunately, but I'm a quick learner and have plenty of enthusiasm...

Ross · 13 Jul 2006, 13:07

Is it too early for a drink?

mszee · 13 Jul 2006, 13:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotus96

HA HA!!!

BOOOM!

*L96 grabs days takings and skedaddles....

(Oh, and thank your mother for the rabbits)

Oh my mother died some time ago...but I will be sure to give her your message!!!

mszee · 13 Jul 2006, 13:59

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Originally Posted by Hypnobabe

No previous experience unfortunately, but I'm a quick learner and have plenty of enthusiasm...

I am alright...but help yourself, why don't you...what's your pleasure?

mszee · 13 Jul 2006, 14:01

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Originally Posted by Ross

Is it too early for a drink?

NEVER too early!!!

hayley · 13 Jul 2006, 14:06

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Originally Posted by mszee

but help yourself

Thats inviting trouble with me around lol

mszee · 13 Jul 2006, 14:10

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Originally Posted by hayley

Thats inviting trouble with me around lol

No trouble here...this is a peaceful place...except when we throw parties here...which is every night, of course...just taking a break while Guvn'r is laid up...

Ross · 13 Jul 2006, 14:11

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Originally Posted by mszee

NEVER too early!!!

Whoo hoo... I'm gonna be p*ssed by 2.

mszee · 13 Jul 2006, 14:12

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Originally Posted by Ross

Whoo hoo... I'm gonna be p*ssed by 2.

Well, that's what we're here for...let's do that together...what's your pleasure???

Ross · 13 Jul 2006, 14:17

Glass of white... hell leave the bottle

mszee · 13 Jul 2006, 14:48

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Originally Posted by Ross

Glass of white... hell leave the bottle

*Plops bottle of the best white wine in the house on the counter*...

Here you go...I, however, need something stronger this morning...

*Pours herself glass of neat Russian vodka*

Za vashe zdorovye!!!

10 Jul 2006, 17:20	#6376
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	bangs on ceiling BRING ME SOUP I'm not a well mouse swoon

10 Jul 2006, 17:32	#6378
vrg Super Loafer Join Date: 30.10.2005 Location: Just outside Manhattan Posts: 671	Looks like Mr. Mouse needs some extra TLC for a while. Have fun; will order later.

11 Jul 2006, 00:19	#6382
vrg Super Loafer Join Date: 30.10.2005 Location: Just outside Manhattan Posts: 671	Hi, Can I have my special, please? It is so nice that Mr. Mouse made an appearance today. Have missed him a lot. Didn't mean to pry with my earlier inquiry. What I meant was that men can be so difficult and demanding when they are sick; they need some extra TLC, and part of the TLC given can be a punishment for being so cranky, given later when they are well, However you want to administer said punishment, or

12 Jul 2006, 22:43	#6386
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Tis nothing wrong with my serial kil... I mean, my cereal.... A beer would be lovely, thank you. Any chance of a chaser, please?

13 Jul 2006, 07:13	#6388
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	HA HA!!! BOOOM! *L96 grabs days takings and skedaddles.... (Oh, and thank your mother for the rabbits)

13 Jul 2006, 10:50	#6389
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Sounds like you could use a break landlady... need a hand in the bar?

13 Jul 2006, 10:50	#6390
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	No previous experience unfortunately, but I'm a quick learner and have plenty of enthusiasm...

13 Jul 2006, 13:07	#6391
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	Is it too early for a drink?

13 Jul 2006, 14:17	#6399
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	Glass of white... hell leave the bottle