17 Apr 2004, 21:25
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Super Loafer
 Join Date: 09.07.2003
Location: In the clouds
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First joke in the topic Emily.
How do you tell if a blonde has been using a computer? There's Tippex in the screen! 
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17 Apr 2004, 21:46
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Mega Loafer
 Join Date: 14.04.2002
Location:
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Posts: 7,527
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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!!! |
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18 Apr 2004, 01:21
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Senior Loafer
 Join Date: 18.11.2003
Location: North East
Posts: 183
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what's grey with a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday!!! What's brown with a trunk? Normally answered with a mouse coming back off holiday and you say no an elephant silly!! Love Angelxxx |
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18 Apr 2004, 08:09
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
Location:
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Posts: 6,389
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HERE'S SOME NAFF ONE'S
What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host How do you tell the sex of a hormone? Take it's genes off That's a nice suit your wearing - who went for the fitting? What happens when you immerse the human body in water? The phone rings Inscription on a nun's tombstone: "Returned - unopened" |
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