Parodies

[AndrewG]

Like A Mac out of Hell

Steve Jobs is screaming about different Ipods
Down in Silicon Valley tonight
He's there in the shadows pointing a gun at me
Forcing me to buy one that's white
I-tunes is playing on my Mac all day
And my I-book is charged to go
And on my hard drive Quicktime is running
Oh I swear it's much better
Than Media Player
Just believe what a Mac guy knows.....

Oh baby, it's the only thing in this whole world
That's pure, incompatible and white
PC software like most use
Would never work you know I'm right

But I gotta get it out
Before I break this box
The cinema display is gone
So we gotta make the most of I-life right now
Cuz when Vista is released
We'll all be so alone

Like a Mac out of Hell finding software till the morning comes
When the night is over like a Mac out of hell
It won't run, run, run
Like a Mac out of Hell finding software till the morning comes
When my friends have none
Of those apples around
And my Macintosh looks so dim
Then like a sinner before Bill Gates in 7-11 I'll come crawling on back to him...

I cannot upgrade or install more ram
It's OSX Panther I like
When the G6 is out, whenever that may be
I'll tell Pc nerds to take a hike
You can't play games like on a console
They don't exist it seems
And nothing tops the cost
I get so crossed
Cuz I know what's in this darn box

And I know that It's white if I get it out there
Yes it will be white If I do
But with any other computer I would buy
You know that I'd rather that it's white too
If it's gotta be white, you know it's gotta be white
Never change the look it's true
If it's gotta be white, it's gotta be white
Gotta be white, you know it's gotta be white
If it's gotta be white you know it's gotta be white
Never change the look
Never change the look
Never change the look it's true.....

Oh baby, it's the only thing in this whole world
That's pure, incompatible and white
PC software like most use
Would never work you know I'm right

But I gotta get it out
Before I break this box
The cinema display is gone
So we gotta make the most of I-life right now
Cuz when Vista is released
We'll all be so alone

Like a Mac out of Hell finding software till the morning comes
When the night is over like a Mac out of hell
It won't run, run, run
Like a Mac out of Hell finding software till the morning comes
When my friends have none
Of those apples around
And my Macintosh looks so dim
Then like a sinner before Bill Gates in 7-11 I'll come crawling on back to him...
Then like a sinner before Bill Gates in 7-11 I'll come crawling on back to him...

Well I can see my Mac
Running graphic applications
Faster than any PC has ever done
They started Firewire twice as fast
And no one's gonna stop me now
I gotta hit escape
But I can't stop thinking of Ipods
And all the software has a name that's starts with the letter I

All the software has a name that's starts with the letter I!!!

Then I'm lying about the computer spec just for fun
Winding Windows users up is what I like
And I think somebody somewhere is buying a Dell
And the last thing I see is XP
Still running
Breaking every damn Apple
Throwing my Nano away
Like a Mac out of Hell

Then I'm lying about the computer spec just for fun
Winding Windows users up is what I like
And I think somebody somewhere is buying a Dell
And the last thing I see is XP
Still running, still running
Breaking every damn Apple
Throwing my Nano away
Hey! Like a Mac out of Hell
Like a Mac out of Hell
Like a Mac out of Hell

Oh like a Mac out of Hell
(Like a Mac of Hell finding software till the morning comes)

Oh like a Mac out of Hell
(Like a Mac of Hell finding software till the morning comes)

Oh like a Mac out of Hellllllll..........

[mszee]

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

I would like to point out that the missis doesn't do the pub grub at The Bat

The has much more appealing qualities

And now I REALLY would like to know who THE is...

[mszee]

DISCLAIMER:

I was wondering why such an innocent expression as "**** cookies" was edited in my so-called lyrics.

My deepest words of thanks to the certain mod god who has educated me in British meaning of the expression.

My deepest apologies to all UKers for misuse of your native language.

To **** cookies: American meaning is VOMIT (pardon my French).

Now two questions come to mind:

1. Weren't we once your colony?
2. And if were, why couldn't you teach us proper English???

Sorry again for this misunderstanding...

[AndyK]

You were ... we did, but you chose to change it ...

Noting that if you spoke the Queens ENglish you'd be called MissZed!

Now, where's the parody of Out Of The Frying Pan that I wrote a while ago?

[The Flying Mouse]

Originally Posted by mszee

And now I REALLY would like to know who THE is...

I'm sorry my sweet "the" was suposed to be "she".
Brain must have gone to sleep for a moment
Will make it up to you later

[mszee]

Originally Posted by AndyK

You were ... we did, but you chose to change it ...

Noting that if you spoke the Queens ENglish you'd be called MissZed!

Now, where's the parody of Out Of The Frying Pan that I wrote a while ago?

I chose to change it??? I choose nothing...

I do know about Zed thingie...that would sound quite ugly on a girl, wouldn't it???

Where is it??? Read your Christmas stuff and thought it completely inspired...

[mszee]

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

I'm sorry my sweet "the" was suposed to be "she".
Brain must have gone to sleep for a moment
Will make it up to you later

It's alright, hun...I read Brain as Brian and was wondering who Brian is...hahahahaha

Read your Christmas stuff too and laughed so hard had to be carted away in a van with gates on the windows...especially loved the part where you get hit in the can with the cart...I had such a terrific visual that it entertained me for hours on end...

[The Flying Mouse]

Originally Posted by mszee

It's alright, hun...I read Brain as Brian and was wondering who Brian is...hahahahaha

Read your Christmas stuff too and laughed so hard had to be carted away in a van with gates on the windows...especially loved the part where you get hit in the can with the cart...I had such a terrific visual that it entertained me for hours on end...

I'm glad you like it darling

[AndyK]

Originally Posted by mszee

Where is it??? ...

Here it is, found and rewritten to bring it up to date ...

It's only two o'clock and the modem's are beginning to glow
And all around the forum you see the walking wounded and a new locked thread
I've never had posts locked and I've never been so bored
And reading is just no fun anymore
Then I saw you like a summer dream
And you're the answer to every post that I ever read
I saw you like a summer dream
And you're the answer to every post that I ever read

You can feel your pulse on the keyboard racing like a runaway horse
The shoutbox is sizzling and the skin of the mousemat is gleaming with sweat
I've seen your daily post count start to climb
But you were looking so restless and quoteless and lost
I think it's time for you to come online
I'll be waiting here to post something you'll never forget
I think it's time for you to come online
I'll be waiting here to post something you'll never forget

Come on, come on and there'll be no turning back
You were only PMing Meat but i'll PM you right back
Come on, come on, it's time to burn up the fuse
You got nothing to do and even less to lose
You got nothing to do and even less to lose

So wander down to the ancient hallway, reading the posts only one at a time
Follow the sound of my heartbeat now
I'm in chat room room at the top, you're at the end of the line
So log onto the board and read through those threads, the number of posts are gettin' higher
And I wanna post you out of theBat III thread (and into off topic)
Out of the Bat III thread (and into Off Topic)
Out of the Bat III thread and into Off Topic
And I wanna post you out of the Bat III thread (and into Off Topic)
Out of the Bat III thread (and into Off Topic)
Out of the Bat III thread and into Off Topic
And into Off Topic, Topic, Topic, and into Off Topic, Topic, Topic
And into Off Topic, Topic, Topic, and into Off Topic

It's only two o'clock and the post count is beginning to soar
And all around the forum you see the moderators are deleting those threads
I've never seen threads locked and I've never been so bored
And Pudding is just no fun anymore
Then I saw you like a summer dream
And you're the answer to every post that I ever read
I saw you like a summer dream
And you're the answer to every post that I ever read

chorus

And into off topic, and into off topic, and into off topic
And into off topic, topic, topic, and into off topic, topic, topic
And into off topic, topic, topic and into off topic

[Jackoutofhell]

That is AWESOME. Terrific meter too, closest I've seen to perfection as far as the actual song would go.

[The Flying Mouse]

Well done Mr King *applauds*

[The Flying Mouse]

An ode to moderation...............

I was bored till your post I read.
Then the moderators called CODE RED
it was qui-et
but now it's all
gone pear shaped

it was quiet, but not no more
With Bat III arg-u-ments happen more
and we're lock-in threads
from morning
until night time

and now the forums are goin to hell
I think that I am goin as well
and we're sinking deeper and deeper
in an argument without an end


Oh I know you this belongs
inside ano-ther thread
this stuff I gotta moderate
and it's wrecking my head


And don't you hear me cry-ay-in
Off top-ic, don't flame
and now i'm readin your reply
how am I to blame?

I'm in the middle of one PM
then another arrives

Originally Posted by PM

Someone called me a fecking w*nker

fix him you have the time

Well give me just a moment
to read the rest of this thread
it's 5 o clock in the bloo-dy morning
and i'm missin my bed

and i'm gonna need somebody
to read this thread like I do
and I will perceive somebody as
posting flame
posting trash
mess about again and you know that I will ban you-oo


For cryin out loud - this is way off topic
For cryin out loud - it's a bit insulting
for cryin out loud - official warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrning

I was done
and i'm off to bed
cleaned it up
and I locked the thread
now i'm tired and i really need, some shut eye

then a thought comes into my head
that post before I beter double check
Cause I didn't pay enough attention
the first time

and now I see a quote I somehow misread
that Fire Ball must be out of his head
and i'm typing, editing, quoting
that this really should have not been said

I know this belongs, in no thread on these boards
i'm moderating round the clock now
while everybody snores

and don't you hear me cryin
unfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair, NO NO
and don't you hear me screamin
won't you let me GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i'm in the middle of edit-ing
then while i'm doin that
a fight kicks off in the bloo-dy test board

Originally Posted by PM

"OI, he just called me a t*at"

Well gimme just another moment
to finish this edit and quote
everyone has gone feck-ing senile
and are rocking the boat

And i'm gonna need anoth-er mod to give me back up
and I will receive a PM
saying

Originally Posted by PM from disgruntled forum member

FLYING MOUSE
SORT IT OUT
OPEN UP THIS THREAD OR I'M REALLY GONNA SHOUT AT YOU-OO

For crying out loud, I sould edit this maybe
For crying out loud, my minds gone lazy
For crying out loud, my brains gone hazy
For crying out loud, it drives me crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrazy

For posing on a thread
that monster is crap
for goin on and on
whan i've said once shup up
then my oh my, for that, i'll warn you

for postin on a thread
and starting to scold
for confusing my head
makin me feel very old
and don't you know, for that, i'll warn you

for going off topic
and for hijacking threads
for keepin me up
when i'm needin my bed
and you gotta know, for that, i'll warn you

for starting new thread
when I just locked the last
for posing again
for bein a pain in the ass
and all in all, for that, i'll warn you

for fightin and for cussing
and then passing the blame
for doin too long posts
and for frying my brain
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lord, for that i'll warn you

Oh but most of all, for links to bootlegs, for that i'll ban you
Oh but most of all, for messin around, for that, i'll ban you
Oh but most of all, breakin the rules, for that, i'll ban you.

When your FLAMING OUT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUD

For that, I'll ban yooooooooooooooooooooooooou.

[mszee]

Originally Posted by AndyK

Here it is, found and rewritten to bring it up to date ...

Andy...this is inspired, mate...thank a lot for posting it!!!

[mszee]

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

An ode to moderation...............

Hahahahaha...well done...very well done...

[RadioMaster]

Didn´t have much time, but hope you´ll like it:

Modern Thread - An ode to old times, new times and the mods

Once a beautiful non sense thread like One word story thread
Turned into an arguement about Jim Steinmans Head
But that was last one week ago, now its a brand new board
Gimme the future, gimme the future, gimme the future with a modern thread
Gimme the future, gimme the future, gimme the future with a modern thread

Somewhere just between Bat3 and TT and BH
Theres a promotion thread,or a thought of a hit
Yeah, that´s where you´re gonna find it

Between the threads there were before and what they´re gonna be
There are songs by some artists, we´d like to hear Meat sing
yeah, thats where you find me rea-ding

Cant you hear the keyboard groanin like some broken down jaws
Rusted with the guilty tears of fallen Mega Loafers
But you and I we´re still posting , baby its a brand new board
Gimme the future, gimme the future, gimme the future with a modern thread
Gimme the future, gimme the future, gimme the future with a modern thread
(gimme the future, gimme the future, gimme the future with a modern thread)

Bridge:

Were the son and the daughter on a new forum
(gimme the future, gimme the future)
Laughin while the mods startin´ to foam
(gimme the future with a modern thread)
Were the son and the daughter and they ain´t make us afraid
(gimme the future, gimme the future)
We´ll be makin the mistakes they never made
(gimme the future with a modern thread)
(gimme the future, gimme the future) oh, gimme the future with a modern thread
(gimme the future, gimme the future) oh, gimme the future with a modern thread

Once a beautiful arguement about Did I say that
or about this sweaty guy who can´t sing and is fat
But that was once upon a time, now its a brand new board

Gimme the future, gimme the future - gimme the future with a modern thread...

[mszee]

Well done, RJ...me thinks it's us against mods...

Let's show mods what we can do...

It's a war!!!

[RadioMaster]

Originally Posted by mszee

Well done, RJ...me thinks it's us against mods...

Let's show mods what we can do...

It's a war!!!

Do Do Do
Doooo Dooo

Do Dooo Dooo Doo
Doo Do Dooo Dooo Doo
Do Do Doo Doo Doo


With the famous quote:
"Neil, Pudding is your father!"

[mszee]

Originally Posted by Radiomaster

Do Do Do
Doooo Dooo

Do Dooo Dooo Doo
Doo Do Dooo Dooo Doo
Do Do Doo Doo Doo


With the famous quote:
"Neil, Pudding is your father!"

hahahahaha...let me just get some time on my hands...we shall see who wins...

[The Flying Mouse]

My FATHER?












NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Knew that pic would come in handy one day

[mszee]

What exactly are you trying to say with that pic??? Are you trying to scare us so we run away? Yeah, right...

[The Flying Mouse]

Originally Posted by mszee

What exactly are you trying to say with that pic??? Are you trying to scare us so we run away? Yeah, right...

No darling.
It's suposed to look like i'm screaming "no" at the news that apparently Pud is my father

I'll get my coat

[mszee]

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

No darling.
It's suposed to look like i'm screaming "no" at the news that apparently Pud is my father

I'll get my coat

I would be screaming too if he was my father...but then again...if he was my father I would be a bit younger and possibly better looking...hmmmm...

[Caelan]

[mszee]

45 seconds of misery
Chat just froze and bounced me
Type so fast and lose the screen
45 seconds of misery
45 seconds of misery
Can't I get just right back in?
When I feel my browser freeze
45 seconds of misery

[The Flying Mouse]

Originally Posted by mszee

45 seconds of misery
Chat just froze and bounced me
Type so fast and lose the screen
45 seconds of misery
45 seconds of misery
Can't I get just right back in?
When I feel my browser freeze
45 seconds of misery

BRILLIANT