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seeing as we have only a bath, i have to say, neither. I like to stink.
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die is always a good one. but i reckon just stay sick and go euuuugggghhhhh
penis size? lol, [jk] biggest fear? |
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Heights and full ashtrays. I think cigarette ash is disgusting...*shudder*
Anyone know a fast cure for a nightmare family? |
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Poison in their tea
Q: sainsburys or aldi (show your class now) |
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
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A: Sainsburys - I live in Whitton, Twickenham now
Q: What turns sweet little sons into belligerent so and so's? |
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Always Ready For A Bang
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The same syndrome that does the same to daughters
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As a manager I object to that comment.
Q. What is your ideal sunday? |
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Young at heart. Slightly older in other places.
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Get up, wander round for a bit with a cup of coffee, read the Sunday papers, get someone else to cook the dinner, or better still, get taken out for dinner, afternoon nap, watch TV, have a bath and go to bed. Not that I ever get what I want on any day of the week, so why should Sunday be any different! Ah well, I can always dream!
Q: Do you like Jellied Eels? |
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Should I?
(A first I feel. How clever of me. . .) |
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Chris wrote:
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Fell for that one Chris! Well done Fallen Angel 1000! |
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What song should I learn next on my guitar? |
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Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd. It has a seven minute guitar solo.
I am planning to kill Airhead. Which of the following items shall I use? 1) whipped cream and smarties 2)A meat cleaver shaped balloon to the neck (just joking eds I love you really.) |
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Daddy's little internet junkie
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1) whipped cream and smarties
That is just the worse way to kill someone.....lol Whats the best film to cry at....?? |
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The Green Mile.
Does anyone here know of a good way for a 16-year-old to get out of going to the birthday party of a 60-year-old terminal bore without faking illness? |
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Vaseline or Sand? |
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Vaselines more fun
How do I live without you? (I want to know...) |
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Mega Loafer
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I would say, you couldn't live without me, but that would be lie. You live your life exactly as you're living it now, just I won't be there.
Why do little cuts hurt more than big cuts? |
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Because big cuts sever the nerves, reducing the pain for a short while, wheras papercuts are the ultimate little ouchie because of all the crap they shove into the paper to make it a certain colour.
Or something like that. Anyone know of any good freaky websites? I have a stinking cold and can't go outside. |
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the enchanted spleen
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oh mwahahahaaaa! I have sent you a cold through the phone to you so there, and no, i have no websites!
Okay girls, lets see... a box of chocolates covered in cream and a big bottle of chapagne or a man? choc: good points: yummy and satisfying. Man: Good points: erm... money? |
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A good man. Im on a diet and champagne gives me a monster hangover.
Talking about men, which of the following would you rather 'meet' , ladies (and Rob) 1) Jon Bon Jovi 2)Tom Cruise |
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Neither of them. I would prefer this guy:
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Hubba hubba |
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A: Stay in the caravan and watch Fight Club (plenty muscles in there).
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American chocolate or British chocolate? |
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