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Old 12 Sep 2004, 23:57   #426
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seeing as we have only a bath, i have to say, neither. I like to stink.

I feel ill... i'm dying... how can i get out of school tomorrow?
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Old 13 Sep 2004, 00:04   #427
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die is always a good one. but i reckon just stay sick and go euuuugggghhhhh

penis size? lol, [jk]

biggest fear?
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Old 13 Sep 2004, 02:33   #428
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Heights and full ashtrays. I think cigarette ash is disgusting...*shudder*

Anyone know a fast cure for a nightmare family?
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Old 13 Sep 2004, 11:14   #429
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Poison in their tea

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Old 13 Sep 2004, 12:06   #430
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A: Sainsburys - I live in Whitton, Twickenham now

Q: What turns sweet little sons into belligerent so and so's?
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Old 13 Sep 2004, 13:27   #431
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The same syndrome that does the same to daughters





Why do we have to work for idiots ?????
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Old 13 Sep 2004, 14:24   #432
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As a manager I object to that comment.

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Old 13 Sep 2004, 14:36   #433
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Get up, wander round for a bit with a cup of coffee, read the Sunday papers, get someone else to cook the dinner, or better still, get taken out for dinner, afternoon nap, watch TV, have a bath and go to bed. Not that I ever get what I want on any day of the week, so why should Sunday be any different! Ah well, I can always dream!

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Old 13 Sep 2004, 15:45   #434
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Should I?

(A first I feel. How clever of me. . .)
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Old 13 Sep 2004, 16:22   #435
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Chris wrote:


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As a manager I object to that comment.
WHO mentioned MANAGERS I said - IDIOTS BUT if the cap fits
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Old 13 Sep 2004, 16:54   #436
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Fell for that one Chris! Well done Fallen Angel 1000!
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Old 13 Sep 2004, 17:34   #437
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Quote:
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Should I?

(A first I feel. How clever of me. . .)
No not really


What song should I learn next on my guitar?
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Old 13 Sep 2004, 20:06   #438
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Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd. It has a seven minute guitar solo.

I am planning to kill Airhead. Which of the following items shall I use?

1) whipped cream and smarties

2)A meat cleaver shaped balloon to the neck






(just joking eds I love you really.)
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Old 13 Sep 2004, 20:15   #439
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1) whipped cream and smarties

That is just the worse way to kill someone.....lol

Whats the best film to cry at....??
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Old 13 Sep 2004, 20:35   #440
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The Green Mile.


Does anyone here know of a good way for a 16-year-old to get out of going to the birthday party of a 60-year-old terminal bore without faking illness?
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Old 13 Sep 2004, 22:37   #441
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Biter
The Green Mile.


Does anyone here know of a good way for a 16-year-old to get out of going to the birthday party of a 60-year-old terminal bore without faking illness?
Claim sanctuary at the nearest church/gay friend's house.,

Vaseline or Sand?
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Old 14 Sep 2004, 10:26   #442
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Vaselines more fun

How do I live without you? (I want to know...)
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Old 14 Sep 2004, 18:11   #443
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I would say, you couldn't live without me, but that would be lie. You live your life exactly as you're living it now, just I won't be there.

Why do little cuts hurt more than big cuts?
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Old 14 Sep 2004, 18:55   #444
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Because big cuts sever the nerves, reducing the pain for a short while, wheras papercuts are the ultimate little ouchie because of all the crap they shove into the paper to make it a certain colour.
Or something like that.

Anyone know of any good freaky websites? I have a stinking cold and can't go outside.
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Old 15 Sep 2004, 17:18   #445
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oh mwahahahaaaa! I have sent you a cold through the phone to you so there, and no, i have no websites!


Okay girls, lets see... a box of chocolates covered in cream and a big bottle of chapagne or a man?

choc: good points: yummy and satisfying.

Man: Good points: erm... money?
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Old 15 Sep 2004, 18:46   #446
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A good man. Im on a diet and champagne gives me a monster hangover.

Talking about men, which of the following would you rather 'meet' , ladies (and Rob)

1) Jon Bon Jovi
2)Tom Cruise
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Old 15 Sep 2004, 19:15   #447
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Neither of them. I would prefer this guy:

Yummy! Drooling over the floor...

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Old 15 Sep 2004, 19:48   #448
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Keep Rocking
*Drool*

Hubba hubba
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Old 16 Sep 2004, 17:07   #449
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A: Stay in the caravan and watch Fight Club (plenty muscles in there).

Q: Is it good to be depressed
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Old 16 Sep 2004, 17:17   #450
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerry
A: Stay in the caravan and watch Fight Club (plenty muscles in there).

Q: Is it good to be depressed
Yes.
American chocolate or British chocolate?
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