Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast) - Page 121

airhead · 05 Jul 2004, 00:02

*ambulance turns up outside, and carries eddie out*

She ain't dead, but she is pretty ill... what has she been drinking... PURE ACHOHOL??? Okaaay... how much... 20 PINTS?????

*ambulance speeds away*

KebLou · 05 Jul 2004, 08:54

Looks like not many people will be up early today after the party but its still time for the wake up call.

*puts on FCOL*

airhead · 05 Jul 2004, 16:25

*eddie wakes up in hospital, reaches over and rings the bat*

Someone, they say i'm staying in for quite a while... bring some grapes and some decent food!

thanks!

*puts phone down and pinches docs bum*

Gez · 07 Jul 2004, 16:39

I think that there's a drink problem in here.......CAN I HAVE A BEER

DIZZY DRUMMER · 07 Jul 2004, 17:04

Gerry - there is a drink problem in here - I AIN'T GETTING ENOUGH

airhead · 07 Jul 2004, 17:09

*Sits in hospital bed... leans over and drinks her coke... and swallows with a disgusted face*

No... barcardi... in ... it...

*looks up, and sees a member of the forum come in with grapes. eddie shoots back and starts moaning gently like shes at deaths door*

Rob The Badger · 07 Jul 2004, 17:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by airhead

*Sits in hospital bed... leans over and drinks her coke... and swallows with a disgusted face*

No... barcardi... in ... it...

*looks up, and sees a member of the forum come in with grapes. eddie shoots back and starts moaning gently like shes at deaths door*

Oh you poor thing!

Here, have thins fifty year old congac I've been saving!

airhead · 07 Jul 2004, 17:49

*shoots up again like nothing wrong and takes congnac... then brain starts to spin inside head*

*Nurse runs up, and puts morphine in drip. eddie opens eyes again, puts on a smile and starts to ramble randomly*

sssshhhhrubber ducks... flying around the ceiling... ooooh!

airhead · 07 Jul 2004, 21:52

I declare the b and b revamped, open, and no more sleeping on the bat's setees!

mariella · 07 Jul 2004, 22:06

I had NEVER seen this 'place' before...and I consider this to be my second 'house'...one taxes won't make me pay for, that is...

...you mean I can actually sleep here too...Great...want a large room, please!...

xxx
Mariella
...what does 'sleeping on the bat's setees mean, please!?...Whatever it is...I Won't Do THAT...

airhead · 08 Jul 2004, 00:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by mariella

I had NEVER seen this 'place' before...and I consider this to be my second 'house'...one taxes won't make me pay for, that is...

...you mean I can actually sleep here too...Great...want a large room, please!...

xxx
Mariella
...what does 'sleeping on the bat's setees mean, please!?...Whatever it is...I Won't Do THAT...

Setee means sofa in the pub

This "place" was here before and i found it a little lost so i bumped it and gave it a makeover. Are you living here? if so, it's fiftey pound a month (very cheap)

*Gives mariella keys to room*

mariella · 08 Jul 2004, 00:42

...Thanks so much with that, Airhead!

xxx
Mariella
...seems like you have opened yourself a great Inn...

DIZZY DRUMMER · 08 Jul 2004, 07:11

**FA returns to her room - & starts clearing away the dust & cobwebs**

Gez · 08 Jul 2004, 09:58

Looks like FA's found Hubby's Wallet

DIZZY DRUMMER · 09 Jul 2004, 08:01

Gerry - you got that spot on

DIZZY DRUMMER · 09 Jul 2004, 13:58

**FA limps in & curls up on the bed with a hot water bottle - in pain again**

It there a Neurologist in this place

Gez · 09 Jul 2004, 16:06

Afraid not FA.........but there's a psycotic psycopath

, or a couple of Asprin might do the trick (flushed with Aftershock

)

DIZZY DRUMMER · 09 Jul 2004, 16:26

**FA feels better now - had a nap & few painkillers + have an appointment with the consultant next week**

Gerry wrote:

Quote:

Afraid not FA.........but there's a psycotic psycopath

One of them will do - will take my mind off the pain (seeing what is causing the "flushed with Aftershock" effect)

airhead · 09 Jul 2004, 19:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

Afraid not FA.........but there's a psycotic psycopath

you called?

Skeleton · 09 Jul 2004, 20:49

DIZZY DRUMMER · 09 Jul 2004, 22:50

a large on please - & can you get chris a bottle

mariella · 09 Jul 2004, 22:53

...dry white wine for me please...with ice if it is not too much trouble...

airhead · 10 Jul 2004, 00:20

Someone, visit me... it's lonely in this hospital bed all on my own...

*nurse comes up and puts a strange drug in the drip*

wow...

I know kung fu.

DIZZY DRUMMER · 10 Jul 2004, 22:49

Airhead - think you need to detox

Can I have a round for chat please

DIZZY DRUMMER · 10 Jul 2004, 23:45

**FA comes in & puts the tv on - slots in the video & watches wrestling***

Heads to the fridge for a beer or two - bliss

05 Jul 2004, 00:02	#3001
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	ambulance turns up outside, and carries eddie out She ain't dead, but she is pretty ill... what has she been drinking... PURE ACHOHOL??? Okaaay... how much... 20 PINTS????? ambulance speeds away

05 Jul 2004, 08:54	#3002
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Looks like not many people will be up early today after the party but its still time for the wake up call. puts on FCOL

05 Jul 2004, 16:25	#3003
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	eddie wakes up in hospital, reaches over and rings the bat Someone, they say i'm staying in for quite a while... bring some grapes and some decent food! thanks! puts phone down and pinches docs bum

07 Jul 2004, 16:39	#3004
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	I think that there's a drink problem in here.......CAN I HAVE A BEER

07 Jul 2004, 17:04	#3005
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Gerry - there is a drink problem in here - I AIN'T GETTING ENOUGH

07 Jul 2004, 17:09	#3006
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Sits in hospital bed... leans over and drinks her coke... and swallows with a disgusted face No... barcardi... in ... it... looks up, and sees a member of the forum come in with grapes. eddie shoots back and starts moaning gently like shes at deaths door

07 Jul 2004, 17:49	#3008
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	shoots up again like nothing wrong and takes congnac... then brain starts to spin inside head Nurse runs up, and puts morphine in drip. eddie opens eyes again, puts on a smile and starts to ramble randomly sssshhhhrubber ducks... flying around the ceiling... ooooh!

07 Jul 2004, 21:52	#3009
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	I declare the b and b revamped, open, and no more sleeping on the bat's setees!

07 Jul 2004, 22:06	#3010
mariella Mega Loafer Join Date: 04.02.2003 Location: Holland Posts: 4,063	I had NEVER seen this 'place' before...and I consider this to be my second 'house'...one taxes won't make me pay for, that is... ...you mean I can actually sleep here too...Great...want a large room, please!... xxx Mariella ...what does 'sleeping on the bat's setees mean, please!?...Whatever it is...I Won't Do THAT...

08 Jul 2004, 00:42	#3012
mariella Mega Loafer Join Date: 04.02.2003 Location: Holland Posts: 4,063	...Thanks so much with that, Airhead! xxx Mariella ...seems like you have opened yourself a great Inn...

08 Jul 2004, 07:11	#3013
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	FA returns to her room - & starts clearing away the dust & cobwebs

08 Jul 2004, 09:58	#3014
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	Looks like FA's found Hubby's Wallet

09 Jul 2004, 08:01	#3015
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Gerry - you got that spot on

09 Jul 2004, 13:58	#3016
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	FA limps in & curls up on the bed with a hot water bottle - in pain again It there a Neurologist in this place

09 Jul 2004, 16:06	#3017
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	Afraid not FA.........but there's a psycotic psycopath , or a couple of Asprin might do the trick (flushed with Aftershock )

09 Jul 2004, 20:49	#3020
Skeleton Mega Loafer Join Date: 13.10.2003 Location: Grinning, Ducking & Running Posts: 3,668

09 Jul 2004, 22:50	#3021
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	a large on please - & can you get chris a bottle

09 Jul 2004, 22:53	#3022
mariella Mega Loafer Join Date: 04.02.2003 Location: Holland Posts: 4,063	...dry white wine for me please...with ice if it is not too much trouble...

10 Jul 2004, 00:20	#3023
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Someone, visit me... it's lonely in this hospital bed all on my own... nurse comes up and puts a strange drug in the drip wow... I know kung fu.

10 Jul 2004, 22:49	#3024
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Airhead - think you need to detox Can I have a round for chat please

10 Jul 2004, 23:45	#3025
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	FA comes in & puts the tv on - slots in the video & watches wrestling* Heads to the fridge for a beer or two - bliss