An Incredible Day, that never ended. - Page 11

Em · 30 Oct 2003, 19:49

body suddenly froze because he'd seen.........

**The Flying Mouse** · 30 Oct 2003, 20:01

the best before date on the butter......

i'm gettin really worried about where this is goin

,and no,that's not the next line of the story

dottie · 30 Oct 2003, 20:11

1912

Rob The Badger · 30 Oct 2003, 20:22

The butter bagan to turn green. . .

Em · 30 Oct 2003, 20:33

and began to ooze......

Kitty Kat · 30 Oct 2003, 21:46

slithering off his body on to the

Chris · 30 Oct 2003, 23:02

..the new garden path, which had just been laid by...

Cathie · 30 Oct 2003, 23:49

Dr Frank n Further in his shiny new heels

Bart · 30 Oct 2003, 23:52

at that point the gnome lost his interest in sex whatsover. In stead he went to

heat · 31 Oct 2003, 00:09

put the gnome back from whence it came and he found...

Kitty Kat · 31 Oct 2003, 00:12

surprise surprise - the inflateable sheep together with a pair of velcro gloves and

Bart · 31 Oct 2003, 00:18

butter which has the best before date 1912 on his butt. But how could he be alive?

Em · 31 Oct 2003, 01:08

Was this for real? Was this a dream? Things were getting so confusing!

shadow1000001 · 31 Oct 2003, 10:50

" I need another drink" said the gnome

dottie · 31 Oct 2003, 11:22

Make mine a Tequilla said the gnome

Em · 31 Oct 2003, 14:28

As he searched for the tequilla he heard an urgent knocking on the front door........

Cathie · 31 Oct 2003, 16:09

as he heard it he realised that he hadn't paid his phone bill for months, having spent all his money on tequllia and inflatable sheep

shadow1000001 · 31 Oct 2003, 18:48

They were coming to cut off his phone...

Bren · 31 Oct 2003, 19:04

but that was the least of his worries, out of the window he could see.......

shadow1000001 · 31 Oct 2003, 19:05

...a tornado off in the distance...

Rob The Badger · 31 Oct 2003, 20:14

. . .and Zorro riding a donkey, wearing an "I Hate Gnomes" T-Shirt. . .

Kitty Kat · 31 Oct 2003, 20:38

and singing the donkey serenade. However he also carrying a bottle of tequilla and a

Bren · 31 Oct 2003, 21:31

large, oddly shaped parcel, neatly wrapped in brown paper and string,resembling a............

shadow1000001 · 02 Nov 2003, 01:36

...pitchfork...

Rob The Badger · 02 Nov 2003, 01:45

Meanwhile the tornado had picked up a cow on the way. . .

30 Oct 2003, 19:49	#251
Em Super Loafer Join Date: 08.07.2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 495	body suddenly froze because he'd seen.........

30 Oct 2003, 20:01	#252
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	the best before date on the butter...... i'm gettin really worried about where this is goin ,and no,that's not the next line of the story

30 Oct 2003, 20:11	#253
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	1912

30 Oct 2003, 20:22	#254
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	The butter bagan to turn green. . .

30 Oct 2003, 20:33	#255
Em Super Loafer Join Date: 08.07.2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 495	and began to ooze......

30 Oct 2003, 21:46	#256
Kitty Kat Senior Loafer Join Date: 03.09.2003 Location: West Yorkshire, UK Posts: 198	slithering off his body on to the

30 Oct 2003, 23:02	#257
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	..the new garden path, which had just been laid by...

30 Oct 2003, 23:49	#258
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	Dr Frank n Further in his shiny new heels

30 Oct 2003, 23:52	#259
Bart Bald Mega Loafer Join Date: 06.03.2003 Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece Posts: 2,243	at that point the gnome lost his interest in sex whatsover. In stead he went to

31 Oct 2003, 00:09	#260
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	put the gnome back from whence it came and he found...

31 Oct 2003, 00:12	#261
Kitty Kat Senior Loafer Join Date: 03.09.2003 Location: West Yorkshire, UK Posts: 198	surprise surprise - the inflateable sheep together with a pair of velcro gloves and

31 Oct 2003, 00:18	#262
Bart Bald Mega Loafer Join Date: 06.03.2003 Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece Posts: 2,243	butter which has the best before date 1912 on his butt. But how could he be alive?

31 Oct 2003, 01:08	#263
Em Super Loafer Join Date: 08.07.2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 495	Was this for real? Was this a dream? Things were getting so confusing!

31 Oct 2003, 10:50	#264
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	" I need another drink" said the gnome

31 Oct 2003, 11:22	#265
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Make mine a Tequilla said the gnome

31 Oct 2003, 14:28	#266
Em Super Loafer Join Date: 08.07.2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 495	As he searched for the tequilla he heard an urgent knocking on the front door........

31 Oct 2003, 16:09	#267
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	as he heard it he realised that he hadn't paid his phone bill for months, having spent all his money on tequllia and inflatable sheep

31 Oct 2003, 18:48	#268
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	They were coming to cut off his phone...

31 Oct 2003, 19:04	#269
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	but that was the least of his worries, out of the window he could see.......

31 Oct 2003, 19:05	#270
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	...a tornado off in the distance...

31 Oct 2003, 20:14	#271
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	. . .and Zorro riding a donkey, wearing an "I Hate Gnomes" T-Shirt. . .

31 Oct 2003, 20:38	#272
Kitty Kat Senior Loafer Join Date: 03.09.2003 Location: West Yorkshire, UK Posts: 198	and singing the donkey serenade. However he also carrying a bottle of tequilla and a

31 Oct 2003, 21:31	#273
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	large, oddly shaped parcel, neatly wrapped in brown paper and string,resembling a............

02 Nov 2003, 01:36	#274
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	...pitchfork...

02 Nov 2003, 01:45	#275
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	Meanwhile the tornado had picked up a cow on the way. . .