Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast) - Page 109

airhead · 22 Apr 2004, 16:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caz

*wanders in and goes over to comfy corner ... settles down for a good nights sleep and hopes that no drunken eddie's keep me awake this time*

I was on coca cola and lemonade all night last night so unless i went hyper I don't think I woke you up!

Heli · 22 Apr 2004, 17:24

*clears throat*

I HERE BY GIVE MY 2 MINUTE NOTICE (I would say two weeks but i can't be bothered to wait that long)

I WILL SERVE MY LAST DRINK AND THEN I QUIT!! I HAVE BEEN A BAD BARMAID LATELY AND NOT SERVED PEOPLE AS MUCH AS I USED TO!!!

Thank you for listening!!

airhead · 22 Apr 2004, 22:07

Oh Heli!!! Don't please don't quit! If you quit then I quit too!

black dog · 22 Apr 2004, 23:00

Please don't quit Heli. Who else would serve behind the bar so well?

Could I have a pineapple breezer before you finish though

airhead · 22 Apr 2004, 23:03

Ok, everyone, It seems Heli isn't coming back so...

EDDIE QUITS BEING A CARETAKER AND WILL BECOME THE BUSKER OUTSIDE INSTEAD

Caz · 22 Apr 2004, 23:15

.... Heli has quit .... what happened?? who upset her .... lemme at em *peers out from behind chair in comfy corner*

Caz · 22 Apr 2004, 23:33

Did anyone find my shoes??? I'm sure i left them around here somewhere, one night

KebLou · 22 Apr 2004, 23:35

I think they got swallowed by the fire, but don't quote me on that.

Caz · 22 Apr 2004, 23:37

Whoops ... oh well time to buy new shoes then

*just hope they didn't start the fire .... what fire anyway??*

KebLou · 22 Apr 2004, 23:41

Where have you been? Some yobs started a fire in the B&B so we are now choosing what we want our rooms to look like.

Caz · 22 Apr 2004, 23:45

I've been working hard Keb, only been popping in occasionally so I didn't know about the fire

Hmmmmm can I have a room at the top of the house, don't care what it looks like, long as it got a bed, phone line and somewhere to put my puter or laptop. Doesn't even have to be painted ... i'm not fussy, just make sure there's a lock on the door to keep me kids out

airhead · 22 Apr 2004, 23:49

Oi! if anyones upset Heli I'm the one who beats em up first... you can help me if you want Caz!

No one upsets my friends!

airhead · 22 Apr 2004, 23:51

Ok Caz... The buildings finished now..

we are waiting for the GRANDE OPENING....

who will cut the ribbon?

KebLou · 22 Apr 2004, 23:56

Can I, well thats if Meat doesn't want to. Just joking, who can cut the ribbon.

KebLou · 23 Apr 2004, 09:02

I forgot the wake-up call yesterday, but today I have remembered, its that time again but today its the last day of the week, no school tomorrow,

*puts on Do it!*

Caz · 23 Apr 2004, 11:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by airhead

Oi! if anyones upset Heli I'm the one who beats em up first... you can help me if you want Caz!

No one upsets my friends!

Ok, I'll hold the coats, you beat them up

Caz · 23 Apr 2004, 11:14

Well I think if Meat isn't available or doesn't want to cut the ribbon, we should have Dottie cutting it

*after all she's the only one of us who has actually been in bed with Meat hasn't she*

Heli · 23 Apr 2004, 17:17

I say we get Meat and Cher to do the Honors!!!

DIZZY DRUMMER · 23 Apr 2004, 17:25

Everyone - Meat's not available - but Cher said she will do the grande opening.

airhead - name the time & date - she'll be there

Heli · 23 Apr 2004, 17:25

Noon'es upset me you muppets! It's just i don't get as much time to as i used to to be on here!! PLus this pub isn't how it used to be...you know in the good old days!! :P

It's not like i won't come in here every now and then....I just think someone else should get the job!! Where's andy and neil anyway??? They don't even know i quit!!

KebLou · 23 Apr 2004, 19:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heli

Noon'es upset me you muppets! It's just i don't get as much time to as i used to to be on here!! PLus this pub isn't how it used to be...you know in the good old days!! :P

It's not like i won't come in here every now and then....I just think someone else should get the job!! Where's andy and neil anyway??? They don't even know i quit!!

Its because they can't believe it, and are thinking of something to say, Heli can you serve me one last drink, an apple juice please and then I will find someone for Airhead to beat up. Just because I feel like it.

airhead · 23 Apr 2004, 19:12

tonight, nine o clock!

GAAAAAH!!!! CHERCHERCHERCHER MUST WEAR BEST CLOTHES MY ROLE MODEL MY ROLE MODEL SQUEL!!!!!!

Heli · 23 Apr 2004, 19:28

Right everyone can have one last drink from me because i have already promised a few people the last drink!!

So here you are, apple juice!!

airhead · 23 Apr 2004, 19:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by "keb

Its because they can't believe it, and are thinking of something to say, Heli can you serve me one last drink, an apple juice please and then I will find someone for Airhead to beat up. Just because I feel like it.

Oh Keb, I never hurt anyone unless they hurt me or my friends! I can't say boo to a ghost! I'm not a bully! or maybe, you can find someone who can naked mud- wrestle with me...

maybe an eddie lookalike?

airhead · 23 Apr 2004, 20:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by airhead

Quote:

Originally Posted by keb

Its because they can't believe it, and are thinking of something to say, Heli can you serve me one last drink, an apple juice please and then I will find someone for Airhead to beat up. Just because I feel like it.

Oh Keb, I never hurt people only if they hurt me or my friends! I'm not a bully! or maybe, you can find someone who can naked mud- wrestle with me...

maybe an eddie lookalike?

22 Apr 2004, 17:24	#2702
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	clears throat I HERE BY GIVE MY 2 MINUTE NOTICE (I would say two weeks but i can't be bothered to wait that long) I WILL SERVE MY LAST DRINK AND THEN I QUIT!! I HAVE BEEN A BAD BARMAID LATELY AND NOT SERVED PEOPLE AS MUCH AS I USED TO!!! Thank you for listening!!

22 Apr 2004, 22:07	#2703
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Oh Heli!!! Don't please don't quit! If you quit then I quit too!

22 Apr 2004, 23:00	#2704
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	Please don't quit Heli. Who else would serve behind the bar so well? Could I have a pineapple breezer before you finish though

22 Apr 2004, 23:03	#2705
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Ok, everyone, It seems Heli isn't coming back so... EDDIE QUITS BEING A CARETAKER AND WILL BECOME THE BUSKER OUTSIDE INSTEAD

22 Apr 2004, 23:15	#2706
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	.... Heli has quit .... what happened?? who upset her .... lemme at em peers out from behind chair in comfy corner

22 Apr 2004, 23:33	#2707
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	Did anyone find my shoes??? I'm sure i left them around here somewhere, one night

22 Apr 2004, 23:35	#2708
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	I think they got swallowed by the fire, but don't quote me on that.

22 Apr 2004, 23:37	#2709
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	Whoops ... oh well time to buy new shoes then just hope they didn't start the fire .... what fire anyway??

22 Apr 2004, 23:41	#2710
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Where have you been? Some yobs started a fire in the B&B so we are now choosing what we want our rooms to look like.

22 Apr 2004, 23:45	#2711
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	I've been working hard Keb, only been popping in occasionally so I didn't know about the fire Hmmmmm can I have a room at the top of the house, don't care what it looks like, long as it got a bed, phone line and somewhere to put my puter or laptop. Doesn't even have to be painted ... i'm not fussy, just make sure there's a lock on the door to keep me kids out

22 Apr 2004, 23:49	#2712
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Oi! if anyones upset Heli I'm the one who beats em up first... you can help me if you want Caz! No one upsets my friends!

22 Apr 2004, 23:51	#2713
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Ok Caz... The buildings finished now.. we are waiting for the GRANDE OPENING.... who will cut the ribbon?

22 Apr 2004, 23:56	#2714
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Can I, well thats if Meat doesn't want to. Just joking, who can cut the ribbon.

23 Apr 2004, 09:02	#2715
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	I forgot the wake-up call yesterday, but today I have remembered, its that time again but today its the last day of the week, no school tomorrow, puts on Do it!

23 Apr 2004, 11:14	#2717
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	Well I think if Meat isn't available or doesn't want to cut the ribbon, we should have Dottie cutting it after all she's the only one of us who has actually been in bed with Meat hasn't she

23 Apr 2004, 17:17	#2718
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	I say we get Meat and Cher to do the Honors!!!

23 Apr 2004, 17:25	#2719
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Everyone - Meat's not available - but Cher said she will do the grande opening. airhead - name the time & date - she'll be there

23 Apr 2004, 17:25	#2720
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	Noon'es upset me you muppets! It's just i don't get as much time to as i used to to be on here!! PLus this pub isn't how it used to be...you know in the good old days!! :P It's not like i won't come in here every now and then....I just think someone else should get the job!! Where's andy and neil anyway??? They don't even know i quit!!

23 Apr 2004, 19:12	#2722
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	tonight, nine o clock! GAAAAAH!!!! CHERCHERCHERCHER MUST WEAR BEST CLOTHES MY ROLE MODEL MY ROLE MODEL SQUEL!!!!!!

23 Apr 2004, 19:28	#2723
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	Right everyone can have one last drink from me because i have already promised a few people the last drink!! So here you are, apple juice!!