The Bat & Bellfry (bites back) - Page 2

melon · 28 May 2012, 17:19

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

hmmm, leggy (4 of them).
Not a blonde, but has a massive pear.

Good enough?

Lol!

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chairboys · 28 May 2012, 17:42

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

hmmm, leggy (4 of them).
Not a blonde, but has a massive pear.

Good enough?

perfect.

It's ever since Magners and Bulmers, now they'll put ice in anything.

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A clever marketing gimmick which fooled me for a while until the penny dropped and I realise that not only was my "pint" of cider in fact half water, I was also ending the evening quite sober!
I'll have a Magners please, no ice. And one for your new barmaid.

chairboys · 28 May 2012, 17:44

And a packet of cheese and onion crisps, please.

**The Flying Mouse** · 28 May 2012, 18:10

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Originally Posted by chairboys

I was also ending the evening quite sober!

An unexcusable state of events.

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Originally Posted by chairboys

I'll have a Magners please, no ice. And one for your new barmaid.

There you go.

She said woof BTW.

melon · 28 May 2012, 18:27

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Originally Posted by chairboys

And a packet of cheese and onion crisps, please.

Gotta be salt and vinegar

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**The Flying Mouse** · 28 May 2012, 19:10

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Originally Posted by chairboys

And a packet of cheese and onion crisps, please.

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Originally Posted by melon

Gotta be salt and vinegar

*throws a pick of salt and vinegar into a half keg of cider, and a pack of cheese and onion into another*

Knock yourselves out

Evil Ernie · 28 May 2012, 22:00

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

One pint of Yonks coming up.
We don't get much call for that beverage

OK, so that's someone with a pair of hands, legs, hair, and fruit.
I'll see what I can do.

A question that is better left unasked

It's ever since Magners and Bulmers, now they'll put ice in anything.

Someone asked me for ice in a glass of water once.

FFS? Drinking water?

Maybe this is just a cultural thing, but I don't find asking for ice in your water to be unusual at all.

And don't drink cider. It's unusual for people to drink cider in Canada... even more unusual to put ice in any beer.

Than again, in the UK they apparently prefer beer warm...

.... And they STILL have a Queen?

**The Flying Mouse** · 28 May 2012, 22:24

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Originally Posted by Evil Ernie

Maybe this is just a cultural thing, but I don't find asking for ice in your water to be unusual at all.

I find drinking water when there's beer to be had most unusual

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Originally Posted by Evil Ernie

And don't drink cider. It's unusual for people to drink cider in Canada... even more unusual to put ice in any beer.

As for the cider, things need to change for the good of your country.
The drink of the gods

Especially on a hot day.

As for the ice in the beer, it's a bit of a mystery to me too that one.
Blame it on Bulmers and Magners.

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Originally Posted by Evil Ernie

Than again, in the UK they apparently prefer beer warm...

I hope whoever told you that bought you dinner before pulling your todger

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Originally Posted by Evil Ernie

.... And they STILL have a Queen?

Not sure what that's got to do with anything

, but yes, we still have a Queen.

In fact, Canada still has the very same Queen

That's coming awfully close to politics though, and check the thread for stuff not discussed in the pub

shell120978 · 28 May 2012, 23:26

I'm feeling a bit posh, pimms and lemonade please and some nuts (!)

**The Flying Mouse** · 28 May 2012, 23:27

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Originally Posted by shell120978

I'm feeling a bit posh, pimms and lemonade please and some nuts (!)

Pimms, lemonade, and all the nuts you can handle

Wario · 29 May 2012, 00:32

Im druuuunk. thanks for the shot of whisky ya gave me in private Neil

Evil Ernie · 29 May 2012, 02:21

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

I find drinking water when there's beer to be had most unusual

O now I see what u mean...

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As for the cider, things need to change for the good of your country.
The drink of the gods

Especially on a hot day.

It's available, just not very popular from what I can tell.

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I hope whoever told you that bought you dinner before pulling your todger

Not sure what that's got to do with anything

, but yes, we still have a Queen.

In fact, Canada still has the very same Queen

That's coming awfully close to politics though, and check the thread for stuff not discussed in the pub

Relax, I'm just pulling your chain.

However I have no clue what a trodger is.

And to me the Royal Family is just a bunch of rich people that the public still care about for some strange reason, but you're right that's politics...

Back on topic, it's not my favorite, I'll have some wife beater beer (Stella)... Just so I can call it wife beater beer.

melon · 29 May 2012, 04:38

I'll have a bottle of sav blanc please

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chairboys · 29 May 2012, 10:35

Champagne please.
Do you mind if I propose a toast to our wonderful Queen for 60 glorious years?

Evil Ernie · 29 May 2012, 16:30

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Originally Posted by chairboys

Champagne please.
Do you mind if I propose a toast to our wonderful Queen for 60 glorious years?

YouTube Video

melon · 29 May 2012, 17:44

I need some strong pain relief please

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**The Flying Mouse** · 29 May 2012, 20:21

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Originally Posted by melon

I'll have a bottle of sav blanc please

I can do that.

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Originally Posted by chairboys

Champagne please.
Do you mind if I propose a toast to our wonderful Queen for 60 glorious years?

Not in the slightest

Does anyone know There'll Always Be An England?

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Originally Posted by melon

I need some strong pain relief please
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Sex Pistols can do that.

I honestly can't believe that a dude from The Sex Pistols, prbably the worlds most famous punk band, can end up shilling butter

Real Antichrist that boy

Anyway, the landlord will have a cold cider on a hot day

ninja · 31 May 2012, 02:33

oooohh ... i couldn't come in yesterday ... was busy with my birthday party ... but today i'm again in my favorite bar and i'll pay one beer for everyone who's still here

BostonAngel · 31 May 2012, 04:39

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Originally Posted by ninja

oooohh ... i couldn't come in yesterday ... was busy with my birthday party ... but today i'm again in my favorite bar and i'll pay one beer for everyone who's still here

If you are still buying, I'll have a beer please.

Wario · 31 May 2012, 05:53

i just found out im the antichrist. gimme beer

melon · 31 May 2012, 07:28

I'll have a water.... I'm saving my pennies ya know... 20 odd days till that Auction

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**The Flying Mouse** · 31 May 2012, 18:22

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Originally Posted by ninja

oooohh ... i couldn't come in yesterday ... was busy with my birthday party ... but today i'm again in my favorite bar and i'll pay one beer for everyone who's still here

So the function room wasn't good enough eh?

Never mind, we'll let you off this once.

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Originally Posted by BostonAngel

If you are still buying, I'll have a beer please.

Beer

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Originally Posted by Wario

i just found out im the antichrist. gimme beer

We'd never have guessed

Stil no beer for you though

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Originally Posted by melon

I'll have a water.... I'm saving my pennies ya know... 20 odd days till that Auction

Water?

Still, in a good cause if you're bidding on Meat goodies.

ninja · 31 May 2012, 19:46

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Originally Posted by BostonAngel

If you are still buying, I'll have a beer please.

chairboys · 31 May 2012, 21:32

I'll buy you a beer, Wario.
And, if the kitty's run out, here is a fiver.

*AndyK* · 31 May 2012, 21:39

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Originally Posted by chairboys

I'll buy you a beer, Wario.

You risk getting barred doing that, he's underage in his local state where he's connecting to this virtual pub from

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