Ask a stupid question! (Meat Loaf style) - Page 3

**allrevvedup** · 19 Aug 2009, 11:27

Meat spent many a night creating the rubix cube, but when he went to patent it, they wouldn't accept the name "Meat Loaf Cube". He considered calling it stock cube but found that Oxo patented this in 1970.

Therefore Rubix patented it in 1974.

Is it true that Meat gets all his best ideas for shows while skydiving?

Hypnobabe · 19 Aug 2009, 15:09

Yes, naked.

Is it true that in Meat's world, the rainbow actually has eight colours?

Wario · 19 Aug 2009, 15:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnobabe

Yes, naked.

Is it true that in Meat's world, the rainbow actually has eight colours?

False, only two: Purple and yellow (get it?)

Does meat Like Diaper Rash?

**RadioMaster** · 19 Aug 2009, 15:59

nope, he prefers indian food

why did Meat copy Neil's and my outfit for the 2007 tour??

Wario · 19 Aug 2009, 16:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadioMaster

nope, he prefers indian food

why did Meat copy Neil's and my outfit for the 2007 tour??

Because he wanted to dress in drag

Why is Meat the spokesperson for Cheerios?

**allrevvedup** · 19 Aug 2009, 18:16

It is because he lost a fight with Tony the Tiger, the winner got to be the face of Frosties. Unbelievable as it may seem Tony made him submit and say I quit, but then he did twist the knee that Meat has had numerous operations on...and after the fight Meat was heard to shout out "Did I Say That" to anyone that would listen.

Is it true that Meat Loaf was a Dancing extra in the Britney Spears video "hit me baby one more time"?

mszee · 19 Aug 2009, 20:35

Yes, it's a good S&M video...

Is it true that Meat religiously reads this thread and thinks...WTF???

**The Flying Mouse** · 19 Aug 2009, 20:39

No.
He reads this thread and wonders why he never thought to ask other people these questions.

Does Meat loaf?

Wario · 20 Aug 2009, 02:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

No.
He reads this thread and wonders why he never thought to ask other people these questions.

Does Meat loaf?

No he meat pies.

Is it true Meat sang Masculine at Neil's birthday party?

**RadioMaster** · 20 Aug 2009, 09:39

nope. He spotted neils haircut and at the very moment he forgot all the words to the song and came up with a new song called 'feminine' right at the spot.

Why does Meat never do any Michael Jackson covers at his shows?

*AndyK* · 20 Aug 2009, 09:44

Because they wouldn't actually be covers. Meat co-wrote them and recorded the originals with Lemmy from Motorhead.

Meat sings that Heaven can wait, but what keeps Meat waiting?

cesss · 20 Aug 2009, 10:30

A - He has to find a way to break out of hell
Q - Why did Meat cut his hair ?

**allrevvedup** · 20 Aug 2009, 11:33

On christmas eve 1997 three former barbers appeared as visions in a dream for Meat and warned him that he had to cut his hair or he would be made to work with Tom Dowd and Frank Farian for the rest of his natural life.

In a panic, Meat immediately began to pull the hair out by himself.

Has Meat ever killed someone because they didn't come back?

greg · 20 Aug 2009, 12:57

meat killed barry m . for ruining jim steinman read em and weep

**allrevvedup** · 21 Aug 2009, 08:51

yeah but somehow in the midst of the beating his nose survived and they cloned him from that

When Meat sang Clap Your hands, what happened to those who didn't Clap their hands?

Wario · 21 Aug 2009, 08:58

He ATE THEIR FACES

When meat sang surf's up at royal albert hall back in '06, did he eat a taco during the guitar solo?

cesss · 21 Aug 2009, 10:00

A- Actually it was pancakes with maplesirup, toasts and a big cup of coffee : when he skips breakfast in the morning he has to eat it at night.

Q- We know Meat loves France as he keeps frenchkissing Patti in each and any show. So how come he doesn't have a french manucure ?

**allrevvedup** · 21 Aug 2009, 11:40

because judging by his songs he needs a womancure

Is it true that Meat Loaf has never actually entered a recording studio and that because he is so loud and clear, he just stays at home by his front door and sings from there...while causing minor tremors across the United States?

*AndyK* · 21 Aug 2009, 12:19

It is indeed true, which is why BBIS is not considered Meat's strongest album, as it was recorded in Germany and England and Meat was in the US.

Is Meat ever sure about the girl?

cesss · 21 Aug 2009, 14:18

A - No. But he is never sure about the colour of his socks -because he can't see 'em properly while looking down*-, so it doesn't mean anything.

Q - What's happening when the rubber hits the road ?

*Meat is colorblind, what where you thinkin' of ?

Wario · 21 Aug 2009, 15:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by cesss

A - No. But he is never sure about the colour of his socks -because he can't see 'em properly while looking down*-, so it doesn't mean anything.

Q - What's happening when the rubber hits the road ?

*Meat is colorblind, what where you thinkin' of ?

A - Pep Boys Humping Route 66

Q - Is priscilla the name of Meat's pet penguin?

**allrevvedup** · 21 Aug 2009, 17:58

no it's his gerbil...its big brother can drive around in a van though.

Has meat ever gotten into trouble for being all revved up with no place to go?

Wario · 22 Aug 2009, 03:30

False, he got in trouble for crying out loud

Did Meat's pet pizza die of starvation or cancer?

RSG · 22 Aug 2009, 03:39

starvation.

Why wasn't there a spice girl sequel starring meat as the pilot, rather than a bus driver.

**allrevvedup** · 23 Aug 2009, 11:57

There was a script called Spice Girls in Space, with Meat as the captain of a ship not unlike the Starship Enterprise.

However, problems arose when the script was only two pages and called for Meat to fly the craft directly towards the sun, before switching to auto pilot and using the only escape pod to get back to earth.

This left the Spice Girls stranded on the ship, with no means of escape.

Personally I thought it sounded great and would've nominated it for an oscar.

Is it true that Meat was supposed to be the first man to walk on the moon?

19 Aug 2009, 11:27	#51
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,356	Meat spent many a night creating the rubix cube, but when he went to patent it, they wouldn't accept the name "Meat Loaf Cube". He considered calling it stock cube but found that Oxo patented this in 1970. Therefore Rubix patented it in 1974. Is it true that Meat gets all his best ideas for shows while skydiving?

19 Aug 2009, 15:09	#52
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Yes, naked. Is it true that in Meat's world, the rainbow actually has eight colours?

19 Aug 2009, 15:59	#54
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	nope, he prefers indian food why did Meat copy Neil's and my outfit for the 2007 tour??

19 Aug 2009, 18:16	#56
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,356	It is because he lost a fight with Tony the Tiger, the winner got to be the face of Frosties. Unbelievable as it may seem Tony made him submit and say I quit, but then he did twist the knee that Meat has had numerous operations on...and after the fight Meat was heard to shout out "Did I Say That" to anyone that would listen. Is it true that Meat Loaf was a Dancing extra in the Britney Spears video "hit me baby one more time"?

19 Aug 2009, 20:35	#57
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Yes, it's a good S&M video... Is it true that Meat religiously reads this thread and thinks...WTF???

19 Aug 2009, 20:39	#58
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	No. He reads this thread and wonders why he never thought to ask other people these questions. Does Meat loaf?

20 Aug 2009, 09:39	#60
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	nope. He spotted neils haircut and at the very moment he forgot all the words to the song and came up with a new song called 'feminine' right at the spot. Why does Meat never do any Michael Jackson covers at his shows?

20 Aug 2009, 09:44	#61
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Because they wouldn't actually be covers. Meat co-wrote them and recorded the originals with Lemmy from Motorhead. Meat sings that Heaven can wait, but what keeps Meat waiting?

20 Aug 2009, 10:30	#62
cesss chauve souris Join Date: 01.03.2004 Location: Paris - France Posts: 17	A - He has to find a way to break out of hell Q - Why did Meat cut his hair ?

20 Aug 2009, 11:33	#63
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,356	On christmas eve 1997 three former barbers appeared as visions in a dream for Meat and warned him that he had to cut his hair or he would be made to work with Tom Dowd and Frank Farian for the rest of his natural life. In a panic, Meat immediately began to pull the hair out by himself. Has Meat ever killed someone because they didn't come back?

20 Aug 2009, 12:57	#64
greg Super Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: lincoln Posts: 888	meat killed barry m . for ruining jim steinman read em and weep

21 Aug 2009, 08:51	#65
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,356	yeah but somehow in the midst of the beating his nose survived and they cloned him from that When Meat sang Clap Your hands, what happened to those who didn't Clap their hands?

21 Aug 2009, 08:58	#66
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	He ATE THEIR FACES When meat sang surf's up at royal albert hall back in '06, did he eat a taco during the guitar solo?

21 Aug 2009, 10:00	#67
cesss chauve souris Join Date: 01.03.2004 Location: Paris - France Posts: 17	A- Actually it was pancakes with maplesirup, toasts and a big cup of coffee : when he skips breakfast in the morning he has to eat it at night. Q- We know Meat loves France as he keeps frenchkissing Patti in each and any show. So how come he doesn't have a french manucure ?

21 Aug 2009, 11:40	#68
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,356	because judging by his songs he needs a womancure Is it true that Meat Loaf has never actually entered a recording studio and that because he is so loud and clear, he just stays at home by his front door and sings from there...while causing minor tremors across the United States?

21 Aug 2009, 12:19	#69
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	It is indeed true, which is why BBIS is not considered Meat's strongest album, as it was recorded in Germany and England and Meat was in the US. Is Meat ever sure about the girl?

21 Aug 2009, 14:18	#70
cesss chauve souris Join Date: 01.03.2004 Location: Paris - France Posts: 17	A - No. But he is never sure about the colour of his socks -because he can't see 'em properly while looking down-, so it doesn't mean anything. Q - What's happening when the rubber hits the road ? Meat is colorblind, what where you thinkin' of ?

21 Aug 2009, 17:58	#72
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,356	no it's his gerbil...its big brother can drive around in a van though. Has meat ever gotten into trouble for being all revved up with no place to go?

22 Aug 2009, 03:30	#73
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	False, he got in trouble for crying out loud Did Meat's pet pizza die of starvation or cancer?

22 Aug 2009, 03:39	#74
RSG Mega Loafer Join Date: 27.07.2003 Location: Canada Posts: 3,296	starvation. Why wasn't there a spice girl sequel starring meat as the pilot, rather than a bus driver.

23 Aug 2009, 11:57	#75
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,356	There was a script called Spice Girls in Space, with Meat as the captain of a ship not unlike the Starship Enterprise. However, problems arose when the script was only two pages and called for Meat to fly the craft directly towards the sun, before switching to auto pilot and using the only escape pod to get back to earth. This left the Spice Girls stranded on the ship, with no means of escape. Personally I thought it sounded great and would've nominated it for an oscar. Is it true that Meat was supposed to be the first man to walk on the moon?