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Old 17 Aug 2008, 19:50   #33576
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i aint at the top either
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Old 17 Aug 2008, 20:03   #33577
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Old 17 Aug 2008, 20:08   #33578
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grand i live on top of a hill lol gravitys my friend
best friend, and your only one


true story that's just been on TV:
- woman at the office licks the glued edge of an envelope
- she cuts her tounge
- the tounge hurt, she didnt think it was anything serious though
- two weeks later, she feels something strange in her mouth, something moving
- she's reaching into her mouth, and fishes out a cockroach.
- there were microscopic roach eggs in the glue of the envelope, and one of them got into the wound in her tounge and breeded there, till the roach hatched.
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Old 17 Aug 2008, 20:09   #33579
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I've heard about that happening before.

Buy pre-gummed envelopes people
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Old 17 Aug 2008, 20:34   #33580
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wow, what's up?
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Old 17 Aug 2008, 20:50   #33581
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Well, I am glad that everybody lives on the hill...that takes care of that...
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Old 17 Aug 2008, 20:50   #33582
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Old 17 Aug 2008, 20:59   #33583
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true story that's just been on TV:
- woman at the office licks the glued edge of an envelope
- she cuts her tounge
- the tounge hurt, she didnt think it was anything serious though
- two weeks later, she feels something strange in her mouth, something moving
- she's reaching into her mouth, and fishes out a cockroach.
- there were microscopic roach eggs in the glue of the envelope, and one of them got into the wound in her tounge and breeded there, till the roach hatched.
I'm sure that's one of those urban myths...in the version I heard, her tongue swelled up first...and the doctor found the cockroach...
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Old 17 Aug 2008, 21:01   #33584
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My head feels like I've been doing that. Could understand it if it was alcohol induced, but it isn't
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Old 17 Aug 2008, 21:07   #33585
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I'm sure that's one of those urban myths...in the version I heard, her tongue swelled up first...and the doctor found the cockroach...
The truth according to Snopes

Urban myth.
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Old 17 Aug 2008, 21:27   #33586
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The truth according to Snopes

Urban myth.
Nice to know I'm right occasionally.

How is it fair that next charge £3.95 to deliver a sofa, and the same to deliver a pair of slippers??
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Old 17 Aug 2008, 21:29   #33587
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How is it fair that next charge £3.95 to deliver a sofa, and the same to deliver a pair of slippers??
Small sofa big slippers?
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Old 17 Aug 2008, 21:56   #33588
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Nice to know I'm right occasionally.

How is it fair that next charge £3.95 to deliver a sofa, and the same to deliver a pair of slippers??
Wow...grab the deal on the sofa and buy slippers in the shop!!!
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Old 17 Aug 2008, 22:27   #33589
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I give up on dot game...I am just an idiot...
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Old 17 Aug 2008, 22:29   #33590
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I give up on dot game...I am just an idiot...
Ok i'll tell you the trick!! Come on over to our game!!
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Old 17 Aug 2008, 22:34   #33591
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Ok i'll tell you the trick!! Come on over to our game!!
No, the trick is to pay attention...and not be all over the place while playing...the trick is NOT to have a frigging ADD with 10,000 windows opened...
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Old 17 Aug 2008, 22:37   #33592
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I am at our game and I just made even worse move than before...there is something screwed up in my head...
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Old 17 Aug 2008, 23:42   #33593
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I am at our game and I just made even worse move than before...there is something screwed up in my head...
This is gonna be a good one(i think!!)
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Old 17 Aug 2008, 23:42   #33594
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pished as a newt... wheres me dominos?? lol
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Old 17 Aug 2008, 23:43   #33595
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This is gonna be a good one(i think!!)
When did you post this? I am in the doghouse again...LOL...

You have to send some dumb players my way...
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Old 17 Aug 2008, 23:50   #33596
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This is gonna be a good one(i think!!)
How does it feel to be killing your friend??? (A little guilt trip sometimes goes the long way)
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Old 18 Aug 2008, 00:28   #33597
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pizza was great... sore head aint... poor
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Old 18 Aug 2008, 00:43   #33598
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his reply makes no sense at all... wish i could remember the question
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Old 18 Aug 2008, 00:47   #33599
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jack action was the original text lol
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Old 18 Aug 2008, 00:52   #33600
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nah.. still lost, sorry... memory aint what it used to be
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