Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast) - Page 300

mszee · 09 Nov 2006, 16:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

*******TEMPORARILY CLOSED******

Amended: barperson is on leave of absence...

SW31 · 09 Nov 2006, 19:28

oh no no barperson
help
help
help

**The Flying Mouse** · 10 Nov 2006, 09:50

I don't have to take a shift myself do I?

L96 · 10 Nov 2006, 10:40

Yes, you do.

Drinks all round, and a large fruit juice for me, please, with a cocktail umbrella *and* a cherry.

SW31 · 11 Nov 2006, 01:01

is it help yourself in the bar tonight

Rockette · 13 Nov 2006, 07:00

.... and I believe I shall !

Anyone else for rum and cola while I'm at the fridge?

SW31 · 14 Nov 2006, 00:33

anyone for a beer

Rockette · 14 Nov 2006, 01:01

Okay. I'll give you a beer, if you give me Meat.
Or isn't that the trade it read like?

SW31 · 14 Nov 2006, 01:23

here you go a picture of meat for 1 beer

Rockette · 14 Nov 2006, 02:04

Reasonable trade, but I was kinda hoping for the real deal.
*salivates in the corner with her picture.
Enjoy the beer!

**The Flying Mouse** · 15 Nov 2006, 19:33

300 pages, and all from a thread rescued from Fight Club

Cheers all

mszee · 15 Nov 2006, 19:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

300 pages, and all from a thread rescued from Fight Club

Cheers all

Oh lookie who showed up here...

Landlord...house special please!!!

JanT · 15 Nov 2006, 19:40

Weak tea, milk, two sugars and two bowls of water, one large, one small please.

**The Flying Mouse** · 15 Nov 2006, 20:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

Oh lookie who showed up here...

Landlord...house special please!!!

Here go

*hands over goldfish bowl full of gin*

**The Flying Mouse** · 15 Nov 2006, 20:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by JanT

Weak tea, milk, two sugars and two bowls of water, one large, one small please.

You sure you won't join us in a house special?

I've just filled three goldfish bowls?

Well, as you wish then

, don't say I didn't try to twist your arm

mszee · 15 Nov 2006, 20:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Here go

*hands over goldfish bowl full of gin*

Eshcush moi...iszh zhat a toilet????

L96 · 15 Nov 2006, 20:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

You sure you won't join us in a house special?

I've just filled three goldfish bowls?

Well, as you wish then

, don't say I didn't try to twist your arm

Yes please. Can you make them big enough to drown the annoying people in, please?

JanT · 15 Nov 2006, 21:43

Yeah, go on then, I'll have a house special. Fed up of drinking water from a little bowl while the cat drinks tea. Hurts the knees gettin' down on the floor like that.

mszee · 15 Nov 2006, 21:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by JanT

Yeah, go on then, I'll have a house special. Fed up of drinking water from a little bowl while the cat drinks tea. Hurts the knees gettin' down on the floor like that.

Good one, Jan...bwahahahahahahaa...

SW31 · 15 Nov 2006, 22:54

ok 2 house sp & a beer please

**Monstro** · 16 Nov 2006, 19:24

Excuse me landlord, I need a late license for a bunch of rowdy drunken meated up folks on the 23rd May 2007..............and are you anywhere near Wembley arena???????????????

Heli · 17 Nov 2006, 01:50

*grabs a lemsip and sits by the fire in her favourite corner*

ahhh

JanT · 17 Nov 2006, 02:18

Horlicks please (it's stupid o'clock in the morning and I can't sleep yet again.)

mszee · 17 Nov 2006, 02:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by JanT

Horlicks please (it's stupid o'clock in the morning and I can't sleep yet again.)

*Mixes GREAT sleeping pills into Jan's Horlicks (whatever it is)...

It's 1:30 am, babe...time to sleep...

XXX

SW31 · 19 Nov 2006, 01:30

2 x beers please & a house bottle of sweet white wine

09 Nov 2006, 19:28	#7477
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	oh no no barperson help help help

10 Nov 2006, 09:50	#7478
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	I don't have to take a shift myself do I?

10 Nov 2006, 10:40	#7479
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Yes, you do. Drinks all round, and a large fruit juice for me, please, with a cocktail umbrella and a cherry.

11 Nov 2006, 01:01	#7480
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	is it help yourself in the bar tonight

13 Nov 2006, 07:00	#7481
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	.... and I believe I shall ! Anyone else for rum and cola while I'm at the fridge?

14 Nov 2006, 00:33	#7482
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	anyone for a beer

14 Nov 2006, 01:01	#7483
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Okay. I'll give you a beer, if you give me Meat. Or isn't that the trade it read like?

14 Nov 2006, 01:23	#7484
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	here you go a picture of meat for 1 beer

14 Nov 2006, 02:04	#7485
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Reasonable trade, but I was kinda hoping for the real deal. *salivates in the corner with her picture. Enjoy the beer!

15 Nov 2006, 19:33	#7486
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	300 pages, and all from a thread rescued from Fight Club Cheers all

15 Nov 2006, 19:40	#7488
JanT Mega Loafer Join Date: 22.06.2006 Location: Blackpool Posts: 2,232	Weak tea, milk, two sugars and two bowls of water, one large, one small please.

15 Nov 2006, 21:43	#7493
JanT Mega Loafer Join Date: 22.06.2006 Location: Blackpool Posts: 2,232	Yeah, go on then, I'll have a house special. Fed up of drinking water from a little bowl while the cat drinks tea. Hurts the knees gettin' down on the floor like that.

15 Nov 2006, 22:54	#7495
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	ok 2 house sp & a beer please

16 Nov 2006, 19:24	#7496
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	Excuse me landlord, I need a late license for a bunch of rowdy drunken meated up folks on the 23rd May 2007..............and are you anywhere near Wembley arena???????????????

17 Nov 2006, 01:50	#7497
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	grabs a lemsip and sits by the fire in her favourite corner ahhh

17 Nov 2006, 02:18	#7498
JanT Mega Loafer Join Date: 22.06.2006 Location: Blackpool Posts: 2,232	Horlicks please (it's stupid o'clock in the morning and I can't sleep yet again.)

19 Nov 2006, 01:30	#7500
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	2 x beers please & a house bottle of sweet white wine