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R. · 25 Jul 2005, 19:32

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you.
But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
"I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen.
But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

Tim · 25 Jul 2005, 19:53

Bren · 25 Jul 2005, 21:39

Keab42 · 25 Jul 2005, 22:41

Rofl

Testify · 25 Jul 2005, 23:06

hehe gud one :P

Terri · 25 Jul 2005, 23:16

Good one

Caelan · 25 Jul 2005, 23:17

amethyst · 26 Jul 2005, 11:04

AndrewG · 26 Jul 2005, 11:28

25 Jul 2005, 19:32	#1
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Do not ... Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check." "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!" When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

25 Jul 2005, 19:53	#2
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321

25 Jul 2005, 21:39	#3
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25 Jul 2005, 22:41	#4
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	Rofl

25 Jul 2005, 23:06	#5
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	hehe gud one :P

25 Jul 2005, 23:16	#6
Terri Super T Join Date: 14.05.2003 Posts: 1,235	Good one

25 Jul 2005, 23:17	#7
Caelan life is one big adventure Join Date: 23.06.2005 Location: some town in Alberta called Leduc Posts: 5,550

26 Jul 2005, 11:04	#8
amethyst I know that i'll be bad for good. Join Date: 15.11.2003 Location: South UK Posts: 893

26 Jul 2005, 11:28	#9
AndrewG I hope your salmon sucks! Join Date: 18.01.2004 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 7,077