Words of wisdom

R. · 10 Jul 2004, 19:29

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Remember, half the people you know are below average ...

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand ...

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering "What happened?!"

Steinfan1978 · 10 Jul 2004, 20:46

I have but one thing to say to you....

Klasien

Skeleton · 10 Jul 2004, 23:07

Michel · 12 Jul 2004, 13:46

RSG · 12 Jul 2004, 15:18

R. you so crazAy!

evil nickname · 12 Jul 2004, 15:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by R.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

But only 6.89% of the people know that.

shadow1000001 · 14 Jul 2004, 09:02

Way too much time on your hands

Gez · 17 Jul 2004, 14:57

Oh dear

10 Jul 2004, 19:29	#1
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Words of wisdom Save the whales. Collect the whole set. A day without sunshine is like, night. OK, so what's the speed of dark? On the other hand, you have different fingers. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Remember, half the people you know are below average ... He who laughs last, thinks slowest. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade! Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it! If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand ... If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Inside every older person is a younger person wondering "What happened?!"

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Steinfan1978 Super Loafer Join Date: 11.11.2003 Posts: 303	I have but one thing to say to you.... Klasien

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Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	Oh dear