24 Apr 2004, 21:32
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Super Loafer
 Join Date: 29.10.2003
Location: wickford,essex,england
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the new "Husband type store"
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas,
TX where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day. |
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25 Apr 2004, 12:01
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Daddy's little internet junkie
 Join Date: 29.01.2004
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 Wow!! Thats a gooden!! |
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25 Apr 2004, 13:26
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 02.03.2004
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Sorry I wouldn't have entered the store, but its funny all the same.
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25 Apr 2004, 13:38
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
Join Date: 06.08.2002
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In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line.
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 Carol informs me that I was bought from the pain in the backside floor 
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25 Apr 2004, 13:39
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Daddy's little internet junkie
Join Date: 29.01.2004
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lol, well she obviously is easy to please!! Good on ye girl!!
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25 Apr 2004, 14:16
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
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Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN
Posts: 6,389
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Got my hubby from bargin basement - but he has his uses
 
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25 Apr 2004, 19:26
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Knicker thief
Join Date: 17.04.2003
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One the contrary...I'm one Floor 6, isle 9...hiding in the corner
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25 Apr 2004, 20:23
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
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Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN
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Must have missed you Gerry - I was only in the basement
Don't like heights
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25 Apr 2004, 23:45
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the enchanted spleen
Join Date: 12.02.2004
Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse.
Posts: 1,909
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I'm steering clear of THIS shop...
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28 Apr 2004, 21:19
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Knicker thief
Join Date: 17.04.2003
Location:
auch...not on the fence
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Is there a store for damaged Goods
. Some girls want a Refund.....me thinks
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28 Apr 2004, 23:15
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
Location:
Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN
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No not a refund - but a trade in for a newer model
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