10 May 2004, 11:52
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Always Ready For A Bang
 Join Date: 30.11.2003
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Cuckoo Clock
Drunken Cuckoo Clock
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock. " When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit.” cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." |
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10 May 2004, 12:10
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 28.12.2003
Location: N.I
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HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10 May 2004, 14:53
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 21.11.2003
Location: Cornwall
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That is just so amusing. Everyone at works asking why I've just started laughing.
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10 May 2004, 14:56
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 28.12.2003
Location: N.I
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I near fell off my chair when i read that! its brilliant! HAHA!
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10 May 2004, 19:14
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Knicker thief
Join Date: 17.04.2003
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 Funny, I heard about youir nights out 
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10 May 2004, 21:15
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Always Ready For A Bang
Join Date: 30.11.2003
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Gerry
Got another one coming up in a few weeks too  No cameras please  
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10 May 2004, 21:30
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Super Loafer
 Join Date: 06.11.2003
Location:
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13 May 2004, 01:17
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Senior Loafer
 Join Date: 18.11.2003
Location: North East
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A girl after my own heart! Nice one
 Love Angelxxx |
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13 May 2004, 11:17
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Sweet But Sadistic
Join Date: 18.06.2003
Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year!
Posts: 4,098
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Classic! Everyone around looking at me weird cos burst out laughing!! Thanks for making my day
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