What did you do? And WHY?

**The Flying Mouse** · 03 Jun 2006, 18:57

Shamlessly gripped from another forum

...........

This only takes a moment & is really quite
humorous.

Pick the month (number) you were born in:
1----I fell in love with
2----I ate
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I bitched out
11---I had sex with
12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a hooker
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------my neighbor
15-------a football player
16-------myself
17-------a Jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a condom
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

**The Flying Mouse** · 03 Jun 2006, 18:58

8----I gave a lap dance to

20-------a stuffed animal

White------Because I was high.

Heli · 03 Jun 2006, 19:05

I shot a fork because thats the way I roll...baby

R. · 03 Jun 2006, 19:06

I gave my number to a Jones soda because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

**RadioMaster** · 03 Jun 2006, 20:01

I humped my dog because I´m sexy and I do what I want!

shadow1000001 · 03 Jun 2006, 20:42

I humped an ipod because I was drunk

needmoremeat · 03 Jun 2006, 21:03

3 I smacked
19 a pickle
purple because I was naked

L96 · 03 Jun 2006, 22:35

I gave my number to a gangster because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Can I hope that it was Meat in Hole In One?

Chris · 03 Jun 2006, 22:48

I ate the computer because the voices told me to.

Jeanie · 03 Jun 2006, 23:12

I smacked a police officer because I was drunk.

J.

heat · 04 Jun 2006, 00:00

I fell in love with a ninja because that's how i roll....

sunneke · 04 Jun 2006, 00:18

i ate a baseball bat because thats how i roll

dant796 · 04 Jun 2006, 00:45

I murdered a ninja because that's how I roll.

Hmm ... there's some fill in the numbers thing at the top of this thread ... wonder what that's about ...

Ross · 04 Jun 2006, 00:57

i fell in love with a banana because I was drunk

djfierce · 04 Jun 2006, 00:59

i had sex with my dog because i was drunk

mszee · 04 Jun 2006, 03:59

Let's see what I did...and most importantly...why...

I smacked a goat because I was high...

And thus spake Zee...no comment

Cathie · 04 Jun 2006, 05:26

I humped a gangster because that's how I roll...

amethyst · 04 Jun 2006, 08:54

Ummmmm okay well......

I sang to a football player because the voices told me to

and because I was high

and because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

(red/white/blue t shirt).

Hey, 1 out of three aint bad ~ i'll leave you to decide which one though ~ grins. Hmmm catchy line there, do you think there's a song in it

SuperLoafMan · 04 Jun 2006, 12:38

I sang to my sister because I am sexy and i do what i want!!

Hypnobabe · 04 Jun 2006, 18:13

I shot myself because I was drunk

Cathie · 04 Jun 2006, 18:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnobabe

I shot myself because I was drunk

Now that IS impressive...

Ben · 04 Jun 2006, 19:32

i shot a football player Because that's how I roll.

Jen · 05 Jun 2006, 05:09

I fell in love with a Jones soda because I was drunk

...hmmm...

Ageing Bat · 05 Jun 2006, 09:21

I gave a lap dance to a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Wonder if the goat feels like it was it's lucky day or not?

03 Jun 2006, 18:57	#1
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	What did you do? And WHY? Shamlessly gripped from another forum ........... This only takes a moment & is really quite humorous. Pick the month (number) you were born in: 1----I fell in love with 2----I ate 3----I smacked 4----I sang to 5----I gave my number to 6----I murdered 7----I shot 8----I gave a lap dance to 9----I choked on 10---I bitched out 11---I had sex with 12---I humped Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------A homeless guy 2-------your mom 3-------a banana 4-------a fork 5-------a Mexican 6-------a gangster 7-------a hooker 8-------an ipod 9-------my best friends' boyfriend 10-------a goat 11-------my dog 12-------a ninja 13-------the computer 14-------my neighbor 15-------a football player 16-------myself 17-------a Jones soda 18-------a llama 19-------a pickle 20-------a stuffed animal 21-------a permanent marker 22-------my dad 23-------a condom 24-------my psychiatrist 25-------a policeman 26-------my brother 27-------my sister 28-------a baseball bat 29-------a DVD player 30-------a paperclip 31-------my cell phone Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White------Because I was high. Black-------Because I was drunk. Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual. Red---------Because the voices told me to. Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green------Because I hate myself. Purple------Because I'm naked. Gray--------Because that's how I roll. Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange----Because I hate my family. Other-------Because that's how I roll.

03 Jun 2006, 18:58	#2
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	8----I gave a lap dance to 20-------a stuffed animal White------Because I was high.

03 Jun 2006, 19:05	#3
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	I shot a fork because thats the way I roll...baby

03 Jun 2006, 19:06	#4
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	I gave my number to a Jones soda because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

03 Jun 2006, 20:01	#5
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	I humped my dog because I´m sexy and I do what I want!

03 Jun 2006, 20:42	#6
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	I humped an ipod because I was drunk

03 Jun 2006, 21:03	#7
needmoremeat Mega Loafer Join Date: 23.11.2003 Location: Sunderland, UK Posts: 1,416	3 I smacked 19 a pickle purple because I was naked

03 Jun 2006, 22:35	#8
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	I gave my number to a gangster because I'm sexy and I do what I want. Can I hope that it was Meat in Hole In One?

03 Jun 2006, 22:48	#9
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	I ate the computer because the voices told me to.

03 Jun 2006, 23:12	#10
Jeanie Super Loafer Join Date: 09.07.2003 Location: Canada Posts: 996	I smacked a police officer because I was drunk. J.

04 Jun 2006, 00:00	#11
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	I fell in love with a ninja because that's how i roll....

04 Jun 2006, 00:18	#12
sunneke Mega Loafer Join Date: 17.01.2006 Location: Amersfoort Posts: 2,263	i ate a baseball bat because thats how i roll

04 Jun 2006, 00:45	#13
dant796 Loafer Join Date: 11.05.2006 Location: Under the bridge Posts: 79	I murdered a ninja because that's how I roll. Hmm ... there's some fill in the numbers thing at the top of this thread ... wonder what that's about ...

04 Jun 2006, 00:57	#14
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	i fell in love with a banana because I was drunk

04 Jun 2006, 00:59	#15
djfierce Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.06.2005 Location: Posts: 3,596	i had sex with my dog because i was drunk

04 Jun 2006, 03:59	#16
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Let's see what I did...and most importantly...why... I smacked a goat because I was high... And thus spake Zee...no comment

04 Jun 2006, 05:26	#17
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	I humped a gangster because that's how I roll...

04 Jun 2006, 08:54	#18
amethyst I know that i'll be bad for good. Join Date: 15.11.2003 Location: South UK Posts: 893	Ummmmm okay well...... I sang to a football player because the voices told me to and because I was high and because I'm sexy and I do what I want. (red/white/blue t shirt). Hey, 1 out of three aint bad ~ i'll leave you to decide which one though ~ grins. Hmmm catchy line there, do you think there's a song in it

04 Jun 2006, 12:38	#19
SuperLoafMan Meat Loaf Rocks! Join Date: 25.01.2005 Location: Barnsley, UK Posts: 3,887	I sang to my sister because I am sexy and i do what i want!!

04 Jun 2006, 18:13	#20
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	I shot myself because I was drunk

04 Jun 2006, 19:32	#22
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	i shot a football player Because that's how I roll.

05 Jun 2006, 05:09	#23
Jen Arrrgh! Join Date: 01.03.2003 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 2,938	I fell in love with a Jones soda because I was drunk ...hmmm...

05 Jun 2006, 09:21	#24
Ageing Bat Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. Join Date: 20.11.2003 Location: Here! Posts: 1,311	I gave a lap dance to a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want Wonder if the goat feels like it was it's lucky day or not?