Politics!!!!

[[RDH]draconia]

What is Politics? A little boy goes to his dad and asks,
"What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The
President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we
call her The Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will
call you The People.

The nanny, we will consider her The Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him The Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about
what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying,
so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely
soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds
his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's
room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father
in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now,"
The father says, "Great son! Tell me in your own
words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing The Working Class
while The Government is sound asleep.
The People are being ignored and The Future is in deep shit."


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[DIZZY DRUMMER]

[needmoremeat]

Do you think putting that in my A level politics exam will get me an A grade?!

[Ageing Bat]

Got to be worth a try, needmoremeat!

[Tim]

So political correct

Very good

[Skeleton]

That was good one...

[Gez]