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Old 07 Jul 2004, 14:25   #1
DIZZY DRUMMER
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Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D.D. - Age Activated Attention
Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to wash my car.

As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the rubbish bin
under the table, and notice that the bin is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the rubbish
first

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I
take out the rubbish anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my chequebook off the table, and see that there is only one cheque
left

My extra cheques are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I
find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the
refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water
the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and
suddenly I spot the TV remote.

Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the
remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to
put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe
up the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is
a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there
is still only one cheque in my chequebook, I can't find the remote, I can't
find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail.

Do me a favour, will you? Forward this message to! everyone you know,
because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!
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Old 07 Jul 2004, 15:47   #2
Debbi V
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Wait a minute!!! I've got the same symptoms - aaarrrggghhh!!! It's contagious!!

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Old 07 Jul 2004, 16:30   #3
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enough said!!
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Old 07 Jul 2004, 22:08   #4
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That's ME and I'm only 32

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Old 08 Jul 2004, 00:30   #5
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I do that, and i'm 14!!!

(what am I talking about, i've done it my whole life but maybe because i have no brains.)
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